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Anonymous
2017-09-13 10:50:09 Post No.745039570
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Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:50:09 Post No. 745039570 [Report] [View this topic]

Australians right now, have the choice to vote to allow same sex marriage.

I am voting no. I am voting no due to marriage defining as a recognized union between a man and a woman. Why can't we call same sex marriage something else?

We call a relationship between a man and a woman 'straight' and call a relationship between a same sex couple 'gay'. So why can't we call a recognized union between a same sex couple a different word.

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Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:51:52 Post No.745039656
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>>745039570
Why do you even care? Last I checked it wasn't gays plotting to blow stuff up in Sydney, arriving in your country claiming benefit, or buying houses while living in China. Your enemies aren't homos, bro.

Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:52:31 Post No.745039691
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>>745039570
you're making the right decision. I thought that once we legalized it here in the States all the faggots would finally shut up and stop bitching, but no, if anything it got worse.

Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:53:48 Post No.745039745
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>>745039656
>Why do you even care?
Because we don't want faggots flaunting their gay shit everywhere. You'd understand if you were straight, or a man.

Anonymous
2017-09-13 11:31:38 Post No.745041417
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Anonymous 2017-09-13 11:31:38 Post No. 745041417 [Report] [View this topic]

Wait if you're into mommy porn at his age, doesn't that count as GMILF stuff too?

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Anonymous 2017-09-13 11:32:17 Post No.745041444
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Anonymous 2017-09-13 11:32:17 Post No.745041444 [Report]

Makes you think

Anonymous 2017-09-13 11:33:13 Post No.745041486
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>>745041444
>think

fap*

Anonymous 2017-09-13 11:33:20 Post No.745041490
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>>745041417
Maybe. Let's get ahold of one of his daughters and make it GGMILF territory.

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2017-09-13 10:54:30 Post No.745039773
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Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:54:30 Post No. 745039773 [Report] [View this topic]

Early trap/cd thread.

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Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:55:18 Post No.745039807
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>>745039773

Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:56:11 Post No.745039848
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>>745039807
Kik is jl7595

Anonymous 2017-09-13 11:00:50 Post No.745040035
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>>745039773
Is this you OP

Anonymous
2017-09-13 10:44:26 Post No.745039339
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Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:44:26 Post No. 745039339 [Report] [View this topic]

Since we like buttsex, post some stories of your anal escapades.
Gay, straight, hard, soft, consensual, rape, it doesn't matter. If you are particularly saucy, post about when your asshole was the one getting invaded, we'll like that, too.
Age is a number, leave it out.
I'll start, something softer.
>in bed with fwb
>she's passed out drunk
>use coconut oil, lube her asshole up
>take my time fingering her
>she gasps, orgasms on my fingers
>time to fuck
>slip behind her, press my cock against her asshole
>start to slide in
>she groans, tries to move away
>wrap my arms around her, keep pushing
>she squeals when they thickest part of my cock pops past her ring
>hilt myself in her shit chute
>hot and soft, feels fucking great
>hit her anal g spot, she starts cumming HARD
>her asshole is trying to strangle my dick
>start fucking her, she's still cumming
>pin her down, pump her ass hard
>her back is arched, asshole clenching tight
>she's literally cumming the entire time I assrape her unconscious body
>irrigate her colon
>my fucking toes are curling
>she spasms a few more times are her orgasm ends
>pop out of her
>she farts loud
>don't care, fall asleep
>she scolds me in the morning
>retort that she came like a queen slut

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Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:53:25 Post No.745039725
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>>745039339
Less nice
>fucking around with this girl
>short hair, pale skin, 5' nothing, 95lbs
>doesn't like buttsex, but is willing to try with me
>lube up, she gets on top of me
>tries to take me, I'm too big, she's too tight
>she tries anyway, get the tip in
>not enough for me
>fuck it
>grab her arms, pull her down
>start to push into her
>she shrieks, tries to squirm away
>a lot stronger than her, keep her in place
>pushing hard now
>getting further in her ass...
>feel her o ring pop, I slide in
>she screams
>pin her in place against to me
>rape train, no brakes
>plow into her shit hole
>she's so fucking tight
>she bites into my shoulder
>hurts like hell, but I don't stop
>I'm pumping her asshole hard
>she's grunting, squealing, crying
>turns me on even more
>nut in her ass like a cannon
>spent, let her go
>she jumps up, runs to bathroom
>hear her shitting chocolate milk from her broken asshole
>even more satisfied
>she comes back, refuses to look at me
>grabs her clothes, gets dressed, leaves
>oh well
>she texts me again a week later
>we start fucking again
>I ream her asshole 2 more times before she flips out on me
>never hear from her again

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2017-09-13 10:58:08 Post No.745039936
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Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:58:08 Post No. 745039936 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey /b/. Moved to college, gf dumped me because I'm 5 hours away from her.

Post whatever in this thread. Just wanted to share my discontent.

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Anonymous 2017-09-13 11:03:51 Post No.745040156
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Not much of a loyal gf then huh
Bitch

Anonymous 2017-09-13 11:05:32 Post No.745040245
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>>745040156
Yeah. I was gone less than a month. Pretty sure she left me for one of her friends, too. To be fair, though, I knew this would happen pretty much from the get-go.

I'll try to bump with the porn from my phone if you guys want.

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2017-09-13 10:53:44 Post No.745039742
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Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:53:44 Post No. 745039742 [Report] [View this topic]

Tell me, is it better to finally see someone you know naked (regardless if you are in a relationship), and they have a horrible body. Or seeing prime beauty of someone you don't?

Pic related. Friends wife, she lost a bet, had to shower naked on webcam.
He doesn't know.
But Damn, she has a 2 kid mom body.

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Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:55:40 Post No.745039826
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>>745039742
Tell us more of that bet

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>>745039742
Man the harpoons!!!

Anonymous 2017-09-13 11:03:12 Post No.745040124
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>>745039826
She was supposed to complete some work for a non-profit.
I couldn't pay her, but told her it was very very important she had it done prior to the due date.
It couldn't be late, or their would be consequences.
Well, we joked about the consequences prior to the due date.
I always thought she would get it done.
The due date came and went.
I told her what the consequence was.
She said she would if I promised never to tell her husband.
She accepted the punishment
She was nervous and shy as bell.
But was a good girl and fulfilled the punishment.

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2017-09-13 11:08:54 Post No.745040394
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Anonymous 2017-09-13 11:08:54 Post No. 745040394 [Report] [View this topic]

Deutschfaden! Politisch Unkorrekte Ausgabe!

Fragen!

1.) Schuldet uns Isreal das Geld wegen der Gasrechnung?

2.) Welche Ethnie sollte man komplett von diesem Planeten auslöschen?

3.) War der Holocaust eine PR-Aktion der Juden?

4.) Sollten wir alle Christen und Musel vergasen, damit jede große Religion so ein Leiden durchgemacht hat und niemand mehr Schuld- oder Opfergefühle haben muss?

5.) Vernichtungslager für Flüchtlinge?

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Anonymous 2017-09-13 11:10:30 Post No.745040459
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>>745040394
Ja
Berliner
Ja
Ja
Ja

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>>745040394
zu 1.) Kindergarten
zu 2.) Kindergarten
zu 3.) Kindergarten
zu 4.) Kindergarten
zu 5.) Kindergarten

Anonymous 2017-09-13 11:12:31 Post No.745040552
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>>745040502
danke. alles voll mit low-effort pol-getue wie immer.

Anonymous
2017-09-13 09:37:48 Post No.745036466
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Anonymous 2017-09-13 09:37:48 Post No. 745036466 [Report] [View this topic]

Are there actually any good sites for making money online? It's really not worth it just making pennies.

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Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:07:04 Post No.745037723
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>>745036466
I've made a few bucks on Upwork before. It's not great money but it's better than the loose change you'll be making on other sites (we're talking $100+ per job).

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>>745037723
Thank you anon

Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:47:32 Post No.745039476
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What are your skills?

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Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:12:17 Post No. 745037919 [Report] [View this topic]

*blocks your path*

did you watch that rick and morty episode?

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>>745037919
no u fucking normie i only watch the toppest tier anime like tokyo ghoul and dragn ball super

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>>745037919
Yup. I liked it. That was all. I thought it was interesting and funny. I didn't have to compare it with any modern day issues or theories because it satisfied me at face value. Its also a cartoon and I don't really think in depth about any television
Good episode though.

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