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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Me and my friends are going to take draw requests! Nothing lewd and no politics (unless its a caricature).
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Winnie the Pooh roasting piglet over an open fire on a spit
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Let's see if /b/ is good at maths.

How much is ω and why is 70 a possible answer?
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>>745534756
you shouldn't be here if you are under 18 dude
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alpha = 20
beta = 10
y = 5
delta = 2
omega = 30+10 = 40 faggot
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Don't be stupid enough to think 70 only happens if you forget parentheses, guys.

>this triggers the American
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>>745535279
Gross af.
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>>745536077
t. Cletus Muhammad Goldberg
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>>745535279
I've got a foreskin and I'm an American

I have been coming to 4chan for years, and for whatever reason, whenever Eurofags found out about this place, they couldn't stop (once they started) making American hate threads.

Seriously; why do you feel compelled to shitpost about Americans and America? How sad is it that a country thousands of miles away occupies more of your mind than even your own country? You went and searched for a picture of uncircumcised penises, found one, saved it and then made a thread. You are literally saving pictures of dicks on your computer to attempt to offend Americans. It's actually kind of flattering, in its own way.

Maybe if Europeans stopped lamenting about how much the US affects their lives they could get out of their own way and do something that would make themselves feel proud.

But probably not. You're too busy anonymously posting pictures of penises.

Sad!

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Cringe thread
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Is pic supposed to be somehow related?
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that is not cringe that is just funny.
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>>745536084
Nah, it's pure cringe

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Ylyl
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wish the desu would come back, I love Rozen Maiden and Suiseiseki
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Because I'm desu bitch.
My inspiration is that of one that has heard, seen and felt nothing else than suiseiseki herself, for her sweet tonic of praise is what awaits us in the world after the cancer. Her smooth ceramic arms will embrace each one of her loyal servants and she will lead us to ultimate desu

This is the day, the day when desu triumphs over the filthy plebism that is ylyl, the ever an ever repeating cycle of ylyl is a cancer and the throbbing tumor that is desu is the cure, so let's stand together in the reflection of light in suiseisekis ceramic arms and know that only the purging flames of shit posts will secure the future.
And this future will be a glorious one, plastered by the corpses of the unbelievers so we may walk on them to our destiny
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
This is the way of the desu, witness the everlasting power of spamming and tremble.
Tremble in fear.
Tremble in awe.
Tremble in the reflection of justice.
For this is what desu is: justice
Justice for the true people of 4chan that have enough of all the porn and ylyl threads. So they make their way on a dangerous journey to aquire all the holy images of desu and all the sacred ASCII copypasta and become ultimate desu warriors to protect what is important.

"What is important?", you ask.
Well let me tell you my brethren.
What is important is the truth, and the trith is that /b/ is the last bastion, the last church, the last line for those who can't take the pain of normal life, you don't want to keep their deepest thoughts to themselves, so they land here in the first man-made garden of Eden but what do they find? Nothing more than normie excretion and nudity, no oc, no raids, no hope.
SO WE THE TROOPS OF SUISEISEKIS WRATH have awoken once more, to safe the chan, to safe the autists, to safe the world on the only way we know

Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
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Revolution in their minds - Suiseiseki start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
and all the hate that's in their hearts
They're tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They'll fight the world until they've won
and love comes flowing through

Anonymous of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of 404 fear?
Can they win the fight for BBS or will they disappear?

So you Anonymous of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
spread the desu all day
Show the world that desu is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Anonymous of today are
Anonymous of the Grave, Yeah!

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Why should I kill my self today?
I'm an automation engineering student who has abusive family. I'm bullied at school and I have only few friends. 3 to be exact. One of them always finds a way to talk shit about me and push me down. One who is genuinely helpful, but has little to no time to even talk and the last one is in the army. I have horrible social skills and I have a boring personality. People have threatened me with calling the police on me even though I just sent a message to them asking how has their day been (don't know if you are allowed to send people messages just to ask if they are able to talk).

So I'm asking help on how to kill myself and where to do it.
I also will appreciate any other kind of help from you guys.
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dont do it
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>>745531815
Why? My life is shit and I want out...
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Succesfull suicide veteran here AMA

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How can whites even compete any more?
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>>745536110
>newfag doesn't realize the cuck meme is played out and stale
I bet they'll love you on reddit though, child.
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>>745536219
u mad whiteboi
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>>745536110
>TP in the background.

Good. Cause this is about to turn into a shitted thread.

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Am I too picky, are my standards too high/unrealistic?

I'm not in any way interested in a relationship with a female unless she is
1. Petite
2. Pretty
3. Kinky
4. Single

> Not interested in just getting laid, only interested in something longterm


Little bit about myself:

> Aspbergergers, Schizophrenic and Schizoid personality
> 24
> Run mouth and say extremely inappropriate things without even realizing it
> Raised in a very abusive fundamentalist doomsday cult
> Wasn't really allowed to have friends, and especially not ever allowed to have a girlfriend growing up :,/
> Been through every type of abuse
> Severely emotionally disturbed but balanced with being extremely high functioning
> Would probably be more suicidal if didn't view the act as such a chore

Complete detailed life experience with women.
> have touched two girls hands

> feel lonely and jealous all the time
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if you rolled a die when you were born to determine your luck in life, you rolled a straight 0.
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>>745535031
FUCKING BOT
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Bump monkey

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Who has more of her? only got a few, but i know there are more. also whats the story on her?
help please
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>>745532933
> whats the story on her?
just some dumb slut like all bitches that take selfies of themselves
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/r
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>>745533064
kek, probably

This was a good thread.
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>>745535317
Cool
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>>745535317
cassini ded :( Imagine putting your life's work into one thing and it becomes one of the most successful projects to ever happen to our solar system and then it's decided to fly it into Saturn's atmosphere.. Must be hard
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>>745535317
Why is our moon just called moon, meanwhile every other planet gets some kick ass name for their moons? The fuck is that?

Bonus points to Callisto, Titan, Encaladus, Hyperion, Calypso, and Triton for having cool names.


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