Is this the most accurate OC ever created?
>>3132076
better version
>>3132072
KEK
One year ago today.
>>3132065
Never 5-get.
>>3132065
Rent free
>>3132065
>people on /asp/ thought that Phil was going to win and that /wwe/ would go back to /sp/
Wtf I love Roman now
GOAT
>>3132035
Based Big Dog working the faithless fools and gay atheists
Wtf I love Roman now.
>tfw you'll never watch an Attitude Era PPV at WWF New York
Anyone else hate these feels?
>>3131766
I did and it was fucking awful.
>>3131782
elaborate
>>3131849
watched an Attitude Era PPV at WWF New York
It was fucking awful
Happy now?
>you'll never be beaten into submission bei Nikki Cross, AJ Lee and Paige until you're a whimpering, crying mess, then chained into one of their basements where all three of them humiliate, torture and completely destroy you day in and day out until you're nothing more than an empty shell of a person because they destroyed every last inch of your masculinity with their big strap on cocks and branded you with the AJ Lee Logo everywhere on your body so you just accept your fate in this basement and just take everything they dish out because there is no way you could ever break free from the chains and they will murder you if you even try to get out
why live
The average male could KO any of these five foot tall women with a single punch.
You must be a real specimen if you find them physically threatening
>>3131740
Why do you remind me how miserable my life is?
I want this so bad.
>>3131764
Nah, he's just a miserable cuck.
>12,000 capacity
Looks like the british lads are doing alright for themselves.
>yfw a muzzie drives a truck into the crowd
>>3131639
you seem excited for it
>>3131636
lmao the wembley arena is not the same as wembley stadium. it has a reputation as a venue for freakshows, like reformed disco bands from the 70s or some shit. It has negative prestige.
Continuing /asp/'s attempt to prove their a better booker than Vince.
Roster: https://pastebin.com/cTFYq9Tb
Sorry for disappering yesterday, I had to spend more time getting ready for the Hurricane. Hopefully today we'll get through the road to the Rumble.
In an effort to make this more streamlined just decide how you want to book your feuds and I'll build the rest of the show around it.
JBL calls out Booker T to apologize for his cultural insensitivity last week. He offers Booker T a peace offering of KFC, watermelon and grape soda.
>>3131573
Can we offer Viscera another chance to take a crazy, life-threatening bump on a house show?
When he refuses, put him in drag and make him job to one of the Divas.
How soon before we can hire people? I still want to get Hardbody Harrison and have him kidnap the #1 Women's Contender and maker her his sex slave.
Worst acting ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbahzphWrLc
>>3131389
I know "cringe" gets thrown around a lot here, but this video actually is fucking cringe
Curtis Axel has cool hair.
>>3131389
in the thumbnail Bret looks like his mother
I hear old timers complaining about exposing the business and breaking kayfabe - were people ever actually fucking stupid enough to think wrestling was real? You only have to watch it for five seconds to see it isn't.
tell that to the kids you fucking retard
>adult male watching a kids show
kek
>>3131378
Picture presumably unrelated.
WWE is also much faker than it used to be and it was never even the most realistic.
Southerners believed it's real because of the Four Horsemen. Fucking millennial like you just don't know the basics.
>>3131378
>were people ever actually fucking stupid enough to think wrestling was real?
nobody ever thought it was real,. but kayfabe is still important. I'm not saying it shouldn't be broken, but you can't have it both ways which is one of current WWE's biggest issues .
So is this interview actually worth watching? Do they each admit their faults? Or do they both still stick to their old arguments and try to distort things?
Bret cries and complains like a bitch, and Shawn is all like lol I was a dick
>>3131588
Shawn was more like "Well you know, umm, well, let me say, I don't really remember, I mean, you could be right, because well, I was a bit of a dick, but I don't recall, but, I probably was, well umm"
The best part is when Bret complaining about kids dancing with Shawn and showing their pubic regions while Shawn visibly cringes
Bend the knee.
>>3130975
He's a literal cuck. Why would I?
>>3130975
Y... yes, sir
*starts licking balls and base of shaft*
>>3130975
Who would win?
inoki
>>3130808
>Literally who going over the pebble
>Inb4 he filled a bingo hall in Japan in 1950
>>3131080
>wwe hall of famer vs some baywatch star who cries on twitter
>Inoki once dressed up as a homeless man and sat on a street corner for hours in order to bring attention to the plight of the homeless and unemployed. Later that day he set up a soup kitchen in a local Tokyo park that fed 1,000 homeless and unemployed people.
>Inoki helped found the 'Sports and Peace' political party in Japan. Their catchphrase was: “An Octopus Hold on the National Diet, a jumping roundhouse kick to the back of the head on the national consumption tax.”
>During the first Gulf War, Antonio Inoki personally flew to Iraq to discuss the release of Japanese hostages with Saddam Hussein. He was successful and the hostages returned to Japan safely. He was punished by the Japanese Diet.
>Antonio Inoki has taken many personal diplomatic trips to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea despite it being forbidden by the Japanese government. He believes that pro-wrestling will enable a dialogue to be opened with North Korea. This reached its zenith in 1995 when he battled Ric Flair in front of 100,000 people in Pyongyang. He has visited the country almost 30 times.
>During the opening ceremony of the MMA event 'Jungle Fight' in Brazil, Inoki decided to swim across the Amazon river to arrive at the venue in an interesting way. What he didn't realise was that the section of the river was filled with crocodiles and piranhas, and Inoki thought the locals shouting at him to stop and get out of the river were cheering him on as he did not understand their language. He arrived safely on the other side and continued with the opening ceremony.
>Inoki insisted that all the fighters involved in Jungle Fight planted a tree in order to reverse deforestation in the amazon.
>>3130658
>In Pakistan in 2013, Inoki offered to lead peace negotiations between the Pakistani government and the Taliban. “I feel bad seeing Muslims fighting against each other, which is why I decided to travel to Pakistan and offer my services in facilitating talks,” Inoki said at the National Press Club in Islamabad. Inoki also expressed his desire to meet with the Taliban: “If someone wants to fight, he should do it inside a ring.”
>Inoki once wrestled Masa Saito for almost two hours on a deserted island just off the coast of Japan: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x37xe0n
inoki is a legend and that's completely undeniable but you can't deny his booking nearly killed NJPW and gave it its worst years
WTF? I hate Ibushi now.
>>3130590
Why do they do this?
>Inoki converted to Shia Islam in 1990 during a pilgrimage to Karbala, the Shiite holy city in Iraq. He was in Iraq negotiating for the release of several Japanese hostages. This was only revealed in 2012, along with the declaration that he had changed his name to Muhammad Hussain Inoki.
>>3130572
Based
religion of peace
based Inoki working atheists and christians