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Ego

>>1363957
Invested too much and promised a future. Also hard to turn back and make him irrelevant.

But this is WWE its always possible to turn shit around.

>>1363960
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>>1363827
Because only birgin overweight manchildren know who he is or fucking care, so that narrows the field

>>1363829
but im fit and alpha and i like reigns

>>1363827
How come you make the same thread all the time?
>>1363829
>birgin
ebin

who the hell is Sean?

it'll cycle back to being good eventually

>>1363720
>it'll cycle back to being good eventually

People have been saying this for nearly 15 years

Kiddy era is a deliberate thing of WWE following their demographics. It's not an easy thing creating a weekly, scripted, live, guaranteed safe for family viewing, type of TV show. They are putting these limits on themselves for a reason.

My bet is that they have looked at their demographic, and realise they have actually retained a whole bunch of Attitude era viewers, so PG era is now aimed at winning over the children of Attitude fans.

Those children will soon enough become teenagers, and will be the new bulk of the viewership, and will want more mature content to keep their interest, and so WWE will rejuvenate their offering to retain this generation too. But I think that's a couiple years off yet.

Phil brooks

>ywn titfuck brock and cum on his shitty tattoo

Bork Laser

>>1363605
Too much of a vanilla midget

>>1363608
>6'5"

>>1363608

I love this crappy meme. He's got more flavour than most on the roster

That or stupid

"IF WWE WON'T PUSH ME THEN SOMEONE ELSE WILL!"

At the cost of his dignity, he became the face of TNA

>>1363564
Autistic? No.
Wrestling for TNA? Yes.
Is that basically the equivalent of autism? Also yes.

>>1363947
>>1366120
>They act like this is that horrible.

It's still scads better than having your ancient wrinkly white wife give birth to a hand or trips pretending to be Kane pretending to fuck a corpse.

>>1363544
It's a man with a plan

>>1363544
I miss Ezekiel Jackson. Sucks he got injured too much.

>>1363616
I thought he was pretty shite even in LU but I'm sad that Mil Muertes murdered him.

Dean is

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>>1363445
i agree based dean malenko.

>>1363446
"No"
The one and only Dean

>>1363365
somethingsomethingmumblesomething

OF B+ PLAYERS THAT NO ONE TAKES SERIOUSLY

I still have no idea what the next line is

No, Roman is. Didn't you see how strong Roman looked compared to him?

>>1363340
Why the fuck wasnt Roman even on Raw today hes the champion for fucks sake, does WWE really have to shield him from boos that badly? Oklahoma isnt even that smarky

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AJ is sort of like Brock in the sense that he didn't come to WWE to be champ and dance around with a fake belt.

By this point he's already proven to himself that he can carry a company (TNA) or main event major promotions (NJPW)

At this stage in his life, AJ came to WWE for one thing, and that's make money.

And in today's WWE, you make money by proving to Vince that you are reliable enough to put in the main event at the drop of a hat to make Vince's favorite's look like superstars.

Losing to Jericho at WM actually makes perfect sense if you view it from Vince's perspective as a test to see if the Styles would play ball in WWE and do what he's told since they were paying him so much money.

Once Vince saw that AJ was more than happy to do the favors for Jericho, Vince was more than happy to put AJ in the main event with Roman, twice.

Now after making Roman look like a million bucks, Vince is even more impressed with AJ and has decided he can be the new set of impossible odds for Cena to overcome.

But unlike what AJ said tonight about sliding down the card after feuding with Cena, AJ will be sticking around the main event.

After his program with Cena, he'll probably work with a returning Orton since AJ is safe, then Seth will probably be face by then and AJ can work with him, then it'll be time for a Brock match, then Nakamura down the line, then turning face after Balor has finally debuted an usurped AJ's spot in The Club, by which time AJ can be the guy to bump around a decrepit HHH at some future Summerslam or Wrestlemania.

People joked that AJ was replacing Daniel Bryan as the "indie darling" but really what he's done is replace CM Punk as the main event player that can play heel or face and fit into whatever they need in a given situation.

Except unlike Punk, for better or worse, AJ isn't going to live and die by whether he gets a WM Main event or not. He's happy making retirement money and guaranteeing some backstage job in the future.

>>1363136
Say it again because he probably didn't hear me and that's why he took off that loud chainmail.

>>1363136
Yell Roid Rage

That's Paul London ya know.

I thought this too, but I wonder if he'll do it near the end of the match, or do it right away, to add to the LUNATIC aspect of it. I mean, dude wrestled a last man standing match and was the second to last man in the Royal Rumble.

If Dean wins MITB he is losing the cash in to one (1) spear or pedigree

>>1362629
But what if he cashed it in completely naked. Only a lunatic would do that. Out of disgust Seth and Roman leave the ring. 10 count and Dean covers his junk with the belt.

>le peppy black man

Fucked up all his lines and was speaking gibberish.
Hope this was intentional and a new dumbass gm gimmick incoming.

>>1361188
Was this nigga turnt on the lean or what? He didn't make a bit of sense.

>>1360635
Footfags are an even lower form of life than pedos.

Daily reminder that carter is seething because his janny application got rejected. He also goes to >>>/tv/ which is where all the pedos are at.

>>1360635
>Fat girl feet

Please have sex

>>1360415
Fuck off /asp/ie

>>1360415
What a fucking dweeb holy shit