ITT: ruined finishers
It's way better than Edge's spear.
This cycle of;
>i dont like this wrestler
>therefore everything he does is bad
Is embarrassing as fuck. I saw the same with Cena in the late 00s.
Yes Reigns shouldnt be the top guy but it isnt anything to do with his spear.
Also why cant you just talk to a girl? There are so many of them I am sure one would like you.
>>1364682
>Edge's spear is bad.
>Therefore Roman's is good
???
Roman's is shit regardless of if you bring in the worst person to ever toss a spear in the world.
Imagine you're Vince McMahon and you're planning the Wrestlemania main event for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. It's a fatal four way; who of these four guys wins it and how?
>"Returning from injury and overcame da odds" John Cena
>"Just beat Triple H and overcame da odds" Daniel Bryan
>"Made himself the guy and overcame da odds" Roman Reigns
>"Defended the Hulkamaniacs and overcame da odds" prime Hulk Hogan
BMJ
>>1364604
Hulkster wins one last more time
>Imagine you're Vince McMahon
I turn the company over to Shane and retire.
>GOAT
>Rich
>Famous
>Sexiest man on wrestling ever
>6'4
>Big dick
>Football player
>Great husband and dad
>Never gives up
>Doesn't care about being hated
>smarks are literally obsessed with him
>destroyed HHH
>destroyed Deanetty
>cousin of The Rock
>destroyed sheamus
>Destroyed and buried indie manlet styles
>Impressive powermoves
>Record attendance at Wrestlemania
>Outsells John Cena in merchandise
>paid his dues on NXT
>Cuck Manlet Punk left hecause he was jealous of Roman
>Every week he saves the ratings Dean Ambrose destroys
>Women literally crave Roman
>Won the World title agaisnt all odds
>Works all weeks even if he's a top superstar
>kids love him
>his only haters are overweight bitter manchilds
>better than Hogan
>better than Cena
>Most powerful wrestler ever
>Has never been pinned clean
Why is he so based bros?
>>1364584
Ok vince
cool man
>Football player
If he actually was none of us would know who he is.
>Kevin Owens and Roman Reigns? Don't like them!
>>1364564
>I love KO (Because i look like him)
>OMG ROMAN SHOULD DIE! (i wish i was like him)
fucking americans, the shitposting always starts when they wake up
>>1364569
>I hate based KO because he proves that even people who look like me can be succesful
DED
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimbo_Slice
>>1364555
Is the the death grips singer?
How can you kayfabe explain this?
>>1364443
Dolph is a shitter and Deano is wacky.
He's a lunatic fringe!
FIGHTING SPIRIT
What is your favorite outlaw wrestling promotion?
Pic related.
>>1364371
really makes you think, huh..
NJPW is literally not an outlaw promotion since it's one of the few still affiliated with the NWA
>>1364397
Njpw and nwa? I thought IGF was nwas Japanese territory
Just watched beyond the mat, any other documentries you would recommend watching?
>tfw i watched that aged 8
triumph and tragedy of wccw. and heroes of world class after it.
that one about jake the snake
I watched Wrestling in Shadows and I think that Vince Screwed Bret.
I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS
I LIKE TO EAT LITTLE CHILDREN
Remember when her debut vignettes were hiding that she was a hambeast and had lines like "I can win people over with a smile" or whatever?
>>1364271
She has a great smile tho...
Why is Dean called Deanetty and Becky called Becketty?
what does -etty mean?
is it cool meme ?
>>1364057
18+
>>1364057
Look up The Rockers, a WWF tag team active in the late 80's and early 90's made of Shawn Michaels(HBK) and Marty Jannetty.
when was the last time you got worked?
>>1364038
I felt so bad for RuRu
Revival beating Enzo & Cass ;_;
>>1364049
Not sure that counts considering Vince was legit attempting to cuck Based Rusev
>>1364061
>Vince was legit attempting to cuck Based Rusev
I know we like to say a lot of shit and believe it just because, but come on. No one is that evil.
https://youtu.be/XiXNGExK1MA
Ryback's logic fucking destroyed
Knew what it would be before I opened the bread.
What a fuckwit - I don't understand how he struggles so much comprehending the fact that bigger draws get paid better. Is it true that he's a socialist and probable Bernout?
I agree with him that champions shouldn't get paid more because everything is pre-determined but higher draws should get paid more
>>1364051
cornette is a bernie supporter
Hi guys, CM Punk here, just wanted to let you know I was able to get the easiest opponent for myself so I don't look like a pussy and I have at least one fight under my belt. I'll most likely win too since I'm facing a twig. Then you guys won't be able to make fun of me anymore.
-xoxo Phil Brooks
>his opponent is a manlet
Kek, his defeat will be even more humiliating
>hourly cm punk shitpost thread
>>1364016
If CM Punk somehow loses this I'll shit myself with laughter. I really pray he loses so he won't have any kind of "bragging rights"
>>1364024
I never liked him from the beginning. I hated people that sucked his cock daily. I was happy he finally left. If he doesn't get his way he throws a hissy fit. He acts like a child, not like a man.
Roman Reigns And Rollins need to get the FUCK out. Or get new finishers. Wrestlers already head their finishers to begin with. This is ridiculous. They Are like Eugene's second coming.At least Goldberg and Batista had another finisher. And why where they like 5 wrestlers all with the spear as a finisher? (Edge. Batista, Goldberg, Roman, Bobby Lashley), That just looks ridiculous and lazy on the WWE's part
>>1363983
*Lashley also had 2 alternate finishers.
Rollins had one of the best finishers in the industry until the old man decided he shouldn't anymore.
>>1364047
I think the curb stomp looked pretty lame. Just a slight kick to the head.
Book anything you want
Keep it as simple or detailed as you want
>MitB
>Dean wins the briefcase
>Seth defeats Roman (c)
>Rematch at Battleground
>Seth (c) vs Roman Reigns no DQ
>both are tired and at their limit
>Dean cashes in
>hits Roman with the Dirty Deeds
>Dean becomes champion
>Summerslam Dean (c) vs Seth vs Roman
Alternatively Roman could get DQ'ed at MitB somehow but it would be hard to make it happen since he is booked as a fighting champion.
>>1363968
DQ'd for kicking too much ass
>MiTB
>Ambrose wins MitB
>Seth fighting Roman
>Seth has the upperhand and is about to win
>Reigns loses by DQ lowblowing Rollins and starts hitting him with chairs and shit
>Rollins gets to hit reigns and pedigrees him on a chair
>both on the ground
>https://youtu.be/OsbIrtksDiE hits
>Deanetty with a mic claiming that the monster in the ring isn't his brother Roman but just a shadow of his former self or whatever
>Dean cashes in
>Dirty Dees Roman
>123 pins him
> Tweener Dean vs Face Seth vs Heel Reigns at Battleground
>Reigns becomes a 4th time WWEWHC winning by cheating and starts an empire of terror (breaks punk reign record) and eventually loses the title to Seth/Dean again
I saved WWE
Should Roman getting screwed by Cash Ins be a meme?