will he survive on the main roster?
No. He'll become a comedy jobber within 6 months of his main roster debut.
>>1367555
not if vince wants the japanese audience
which he does
Only if he doesn't overdo the spastic shit. Save it for matches. He needs to be able to come out during a promo and show natural charisma without doing his entire entrance and retard faces while the other guy talks, like he did in his last NXT appearance.
Are the Always Sunny characters basically wrestling personalities? Particularly Dennis. Dennis reminds me of a Jericho heel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQCJr71VVEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWoel1H7qUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBUaE8Fop8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okqrUnXTcfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk3EVQnpQWs
I mean u ain't wrong
>>1367493
>WWE turning down Always Sunny crew when they wanted to guest host RAW years ago
Every damn time
His promo skills are legit, but was he ever a real big draw?
"no"
They killed his push because the crowd cheered him over Hogan. He could of been one of the biggest if he wasn't such a wreck out of the ring
>>1367438
Who?
Do you think Austin's history of domestic violence overshadow his accomplishments?
>>1367360
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXr8gbNPkzI
>>1367360
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMmAsqtGRmk
nope
Reminder that this faggot was a shit wrestler, his siganture moves sucked, and was only good at a few pre-planned lines. And he puts over less people than Cena, even now.
UHHH YOU SEE THE THING IS UHHH
Ahh, another day, another forced pasta.
>>1367337
At least he showed us Steph's tits.
In all honesty will you miss him when he's gone?
>>1367336
Of course, anybody who says otherwise didn't see him at his best. Even though he accidentally'd into a lot of his biggest selling points, there's no denying that he knew how to run with them at the very least.
But still, it's a long time overdue. I just don't think he has the nose for the business anymore. It happens to the best of 'em.
>>1367340
Reasonable.
>>1367336
Yes.
Reminder that this faggot was a shit wrestler, his siganture moves sucked, and was only good at a few pre-planned lines. And he puts over less people than Cena, even now.
>>1367306
When did bait become so poor? When did the only thing about being on 4chan become being a faggot contrarian?
Yeah, he was pretty awesome, wasn't he?
>>1367312
Always
How hard are my Ambros going to mark when this happens
>>1367232
Fuck off you false flagging piece of shit
>>1367232
>Taking creep shots of your sister to masturbate to in the basement.
>>1367236
Huh?
>>1367216
>>1367220
what did he mean by this?
>>1367216
"No" but this will be
You just found a disk lying in the brush, there's a name and phone number written on the back.
Keep in mind you just shanked your driver into 5ft on untamed and overgrown forest
Do you put it in the return box at the park entrance and/or contact the owner.
Or...
Claim it as your own and play on(I mean they obviously weren't looking very hard if they couldn't find it right?)
What does this have to do with wrestling?
>>1367218
is Disk Golf not an "alternative sport"
>>1367221
No. It's frisbee for queers.
[spoiler]Roode interferes into Aries vs. Nakamura match, helping Aries to go over. Dirty Heels are reformed in the next episode[/spoiler]
you're welcome
I'm fine with that
Boooooooooooooooooring
Boooooooooooooooooring
Boooooooooooooooooring
BEER
Firstly, I've been a women's wrestling fan all my life. I've watched wrestling since I was three years old (I'm twenty now) and my version of Rock/Austin was Lita/Trish. So I grew up through the weird semi-serious/semi-sexualized Divas Division, then to the awkward af PG era, and finally to the present where women's wrestling is seemingly gaining real traction in the WWE. After being a devoted fan for 17 years, I must say: fucking finally.
Also as a devoted fan for so long, having been way more emotionally invested in the Divas than was probably okay & having lived through each and ever five minute segment on a two to three hour show, I really want to clarify a couple of things.
I've noticed the most pervasive misconception that seems to be prevalent amongst fans is that the talent pool of women's wrestlers in the history of the Divas Division was horrendous. This is so far from the truth. Yes, you had your Kelly Kelly's and Maryse's, but even they weren't that bad.
Let's start with the Lita/Trish era. The talent pool then was Trish, Lita, Victoria, Molly Holly, Jazz, Gail Kim, Ivory & Jacqueline in the Women's Championship picture on Raw. Stacy, Torrie, Nidia, Sable, Jackie Gayda & Dawn Marie were kept away from title (rightfully so, save for Nidia) and used to their strengths, most on Smackdown.
>>1367152
tl:dr
Torrie & Dawn's soap opera storyline was the highest rated part of Smackdown for eight months in 2002/2003. I know people will jump to the conclusion that "it's because they're hot lolz" but that's simply bullshit. The story, regardless of the one time Torrie & Dawn made out, was told week to week & enhanced by whatever work Torrie & Dawn did in the ring (which itself was solid). Torrie was a great girl next door babyface, and Dawn knew how to play her character perfectly. They worked hard & should be recognized for their contributions to the Ruthless Aggression Era instead of just being sexualized or clumped together with the very short lived 'Diva Search girls.' Regardless of how sexualized the women were, they were used to their strengths as workers & actually did a good job with what they were handed.
Back on Raw, the division was badass! The women's wrestling fans like myself that grew up during this time basically looking up to the Divas saw their five minute slots on a weekly Raw as the only part of the show that mattered (crazy, I know). The ability of the women during this time was not lost on us, and it's sad to think it could be lost on so many others simply because WWE presented the women as afterthoughts instead of legitimate athletes for so long.
Divas needs to be sexy and good at the ring again.
They also need to be able to take moves from men again.
Victoria was the best woman wrestler around.
This is Cody Hall.
He's 25.
6'8
Son of Scott who is 6'6
Orton is 6'5
Ramen Roach is 6'3
Cena is 6'1
Just wait until Vince finds out.
>>1367056
he's shit though
>>1367056
Thanks for the update but you were the last one to find out about Cody.
He needs to get on the same steroids his dad was on.
Just caught the promo segment, so this has probably already been brought up, but...
AJ's "heel" promo
>Perfectly rational, objectively true arguments.
Cena's "face" promo
>Using WWE shit booking to make AJ look bad.
I started thinking this during HHH's entrance at Mania, you know, the one where everything Steph said was completely and unironically true, but WWE really has taken it's trolling of the fanbase to a creepy, meta level.
>>1367050
>Using WWE shit booking to make AJ look bad.
Well AJ was using WWE's booking to make Cena look like a bad guy, so.
cena's stance that 'the future comes through me' is kind of heelish and makes him look like a bitter veteran
>>1367050
>AJ's "heel" promo
>>Perfectly rational, objectively true arguments.
Not really. They did the usual "sow seeds of truth in a self-abasing, smark-bait promo" that they do whenever a heavy IWC darling runs up against Cena. But, as always, they rooted it in firm Heelishness.
And Cena mostly just played the vanilla babyface advocate.
Sounds like you're just being worked into AJ's camp by Cena.
All said about the content, though, both guys played their roles excellently. I was really impressed with AJ on the mic.
Bayley comes up to the main roster and gets raped by Roman Reigns. He's proud of what he did and tells the entire world that all wwe woman are on the list. Roman Rapes list. Greatest heal turn of all time.
>Nuh uh, Chicago baby, this ain't boring. This is REAL. LIFE!
>Magic. Beeeaaaaaanss!!
>Suffering succotash son!
>AY YO BAILEY BABYGIRL LET ME GET SOME OF THAT ASS COME ON NOW BABYGIRL DON'T BE STINGY NOW COME ON LET ME GET A PIECE AH COME ON BABYGIRL I AIN'T A BAD GUY... I AIN'T A GOOD GUY... I'M JUST. THE GUY. WHO'S MAKING LOVE TO YOUR ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW BABYGIRL.
This would just get him cheered and women wet
>>1366995
Looks at the club nods his head unbuckles his belt while Becky is in the back of a limo. Screaming ensues