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Create a dream Wrestlemania 33 card
Anybody who is injured right now will be healed
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>>1359293
1.Pissbreak for the Women's title with literlly who vs literally who
literally who 1 retains
2.Ladder match for the USA belt Cena (c) vs Ryder
Ryder wins
3.6 man HiaC for the Intercontinental belt AJ Styles (c) vs Nakamura vs Balor vs Zayn vs Owens
Whatever neckbeards like more
4.The club (c) vs E&C Tornado Tag
E&C win
5. No holds for the World Heavyweight Championship Lesnar (c) vs Orton
Both can't continue thus lesnar retains
6. Triple Threat Extreme Rules for the Undisputed WWE Championship (Winged eagle) Reigns (c) vs Rollins vs Ambrose
Roman retains
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>>1359293
WWE Championship : Roman Reigns (C) vs Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose
-I dont know who the fuck wins
World Heavyweight Championship - Last Man Standing Match : Kevin Owens (C) vs Sami Zayn
-Kevin Owens get his Wrestlemania moment
Intercontinental Championship - Ladder Match : Chris Jericho (C) vs Apollo Crews vs Neville vs Kalisto vs Cesaro vs Dolph Ziggler
-Neville wins and feud with Jericho
United States Championship : Rusev (C) vs Kurt Angle
-I love RuRu but Angle wins
WWE Tag Team Championship : The Club (C) vs Enzo And Big Cass vs The New Day vs Luke Harper And Erick Rowan
-Enzo And Big Cass are autistic as fuck but they win
WWE Women Championship : Charlotte (C) vs Bailey vs Asuka
-Bailey wins
Dusty Rhodes Memorial Battle Royal : Cody Rhodes return and win
No Holds Barred Match : Brock Lesnar vs Samoa Joe
-Samoa Joe barely wins
The Rock And Ronda Rousey vs Triple H And Stephanie McMahon
-The Rock And Ronda Rousey win
John Cena vs The Undertaker
-The Undertaker wins
AJ Styles vs Shinsuke Nakamura
-AJ Styles wins
Bray Wyatt vs Randy Orton
-Bray Wyatt wins
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>>1359320
Sounds like shit desu
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What is the most obscene, disgusting and vile outlaw match you have ever seen, /asp/?
For me it is this appearance by Road Dogg at JCW BM2010. I nearly puked while watching it. (Skip to 19'45").
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CHCWUvZCa0
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>>1359288
>JCW
>watching JCW
Nope, not ever. It doesn't qualify as outlaw, just haven for drug addicts.
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>>1359291
>qualify as outlaw
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>outlaw
Juggalo swill.
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I heard it was to get his spine removed....
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>>1359273
No, that comes once he steps into the octagon.
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Emo fighter? Not a chance
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>>1359273
>implying he had a spine to begin with......
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>GOAT
>Rich
>Famous
>Sexiest man on wrestling ever
>6'4
>Big dick
>Football player
>Great husband and dad
>Never gives up
>Doesn't care about being hated
>smarks are literally obsessed with him
>destroyed HHH
>destroyed Deanetty
>cousin of The Rock
>destroyed sheamus
>Destroyed and buried indie manlet styles
>Impressive powermoves
>Record attendance at Wrestlemania
>Outsells John Cena in merchandise
>paid his dues on NXT
>Cuck Manlet Punk left hecause he was jealous of Roman
>Every week he saves the ratings Dean Ambrose destroys
>Women literally crave Roman
>Won the World title agaisnt all odds
>Works all weeks even if he's a top superstar
>kids love him
>his only haters are overweight bitter manchilds
>better than Hogan
>better than Cena
>Most powerful wrestler ever
>Has never been pinned clean
Why is he so based?
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AJ AFTER LAST NIGHT I GOT ALOTTA RESPECT FOR YOU
HELL I DIG WHAT YOU DID HERE
I FEEL EVERYTHING YOU SAID
<CITY NAME> DO YOU LIKE AJ?
YOU KNOW WHATS THEY NOT GONNA LIKE?
ITS WHEN I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUFF AT <PPV NAME>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1358948
Only the last one is semi-true. He's definitely top three power level ever, though, for now. Number one will always and forever be Andre the Giant
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>>1358982
No, number one would be the ultimate warrior. Fucker was to powerful for even Hogan to pin.
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August 20 - Whining emo brat dies
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>According to a Jeremy Botter of FloCombat, CM Punk's first UFC fight is targeted for UFC 202 on August 20 in Las Vegas.
>Botter, who was none too happy about the ban of MMA Fighting's Ariel Helwani, took to Twitter to mention the bout was targeted for the undercard of the Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor headlined show. Botter mentioned that he hoped he 'didn't ruin any plans.' Punk will face Mickey Gall in the fight
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>>1358946
Yeah, we'll see.
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>>1358946
Fight Phil Fight
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Bork resigned after punk and is fighting before him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhc8-kp3mVY
Is he right?
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>Corny
No.
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>>1358920
>Kenny Omega
>New Japan
>Current IWGP IC Champ
>Two time IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champ
>Former Junior Heavyweight Tag Champ
>All Japan
>Former World Junior Heavyweight Champ
>Can't make it in a major promotion
I'm less than a minute into the video and Corny is objectively wrong about at least one thing.
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>>1358930
Samefagging here. Although I disagree with what he says about Omega, The Young Bucks are spot monkey shitters. So Corny isn't wrong about everything.
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Do you support The Big Dog?
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>>1358883
YES I SUPPORT MY KING <3
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Why would you?
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What would happen if you walked up to Trips while he was out having dinner with his family or walking down the street and said the following:
"Hey Paul, I mean Hunter, I'm what you'd call a smark, heh. You made a career out of burying people more talented than you, and Roman Reigns is shit. You mad? MELTZER RULES!"
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why would i say any of that to based trips
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>>1358797
>implying you'd get into any restaurant that based haich eats at
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>>1358797
Honestly I would approach him call him Triple H or Hunter (Depends on circumstances) ask to shake his hand and thank him for the entertainment he has brought.
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Why does the big dog trigger smarks autism?
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All I see in that pic is a lot of really bored people.
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>>1358787
because he is handsome.
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>>1358787
Pajeet. You have to go.
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What is this muzzie cabbie going to do for Ramadan? How will he wrestle?
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He kinda looks like Seth Rogen
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>>1358697
I have no idea I get hella fatigued by the end of it you have to wake up at like 5 am to eat
everybody loses weight on it too
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>>1358744
i stand with israel
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If you could have any wrestler who hasn't had a WM match this decade come back and have one big 5 star match at Mania, who would it be and who would they fight? They have to be fighting a current wrestler(s). I would like to see RVD come back and have a cool 15-30 minute ladder match with somebody. Maybe like Dean Ambrose or something. RVD's return in 2013-14 was fucking terrible, he put on some good matches but he lost every single one, and he didn't get a match WM.
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>>1358671
>If you could have any wrestler who hasn't had a WM match this decade come back and have one big 5 star match at Mania, who would it be and who would they fight?
Stone Cold vs Brock Lesnar
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hulk hogan
the new day
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>>1358671
>That gif
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>the next big thing
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>>1358581
No way!
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Can't stop listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DpYYUEhoUM
kill meeeeeeeeeee
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>>1358597
no way
>Sanctuary of our Genesis
Anyone want to watch TNA now?
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>Hey Anon wanna watch something?
>Yeah , Why not?
>TNA
>Get out and die please... just... die.
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>>1358576
Hey nice meme :D HAHA! So cool Anon
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>>1358579
>Hey nice meme :D HAHA! So cool Anon
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Discuss
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>>1358539
>sniveling purist
I don't have a fedora big enough
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>Sniveling purist
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>Sniveling purist
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Enough is enough, /asp/. Let's settle this once and for all.
I've left criteria- workrate, athleticism, mic skills looks, etc.- ambiguous, since people will just do that anyway.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10410056
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If NXT were included I'd be more conflicted but main roster it's easily Becky.
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Asuka shits on all these main roster soap opera stars
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>>1358529
Have sex weeb