>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow womanlet
>Weak
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B- to Sasha's A+
>Sasha's A+
kek here's your (You)
Doesn't even have a title to fail at getting now lmao
Lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=croF7dGeJrE
He seems to be way more confident, alive and entertaining when he cuts promos in German than in English. Was Vince right? Is it because he's Swiss?
Nazi gimmick when?
>>1498368
He probably grew up with that language. And it's not the one that's so heavily scrutinized in WWE's promos, so it's natural he'd be cooler with it.
>>1498371
WWE has enough babyfaces at the moment.
Wrestling version of YLYL
becketty's existence
>>1498186
>>1498182
What are YLYL threads?
A reddit fag claims
>Reddit user TD_70 noted that Paige removed all references of Del Rio from her Instagram.
>L.U. better than WWE
Opinion discarded
>>1497928
BROTHER ALBERTO I KNEW YOU'D COME
But seriously, how much of a slag do you have to be for random internet nobodies to notice your behavior pattern after a break up?
>>1497928
True story
No CWC thread?
Thoughts on last nights episodes? First and third matches were really great, the others were ok but let down by 2 of the guys. Tozawa looked great.
>>1497653
From left to right:
>Who
>Who
>Who
>Who
>Who
>>1497653
Watching it now. Was impressed by the Aussie guy, Tajiri is a GOAT.
TJ Perkins has some nice moves, needs a new name though. That black German guy looks anorexic.
>>1497678
Yeah "Da Mack" was a bit of a spazz with his Michael Jackson shit.
>tfw ya just wanted one son to continue ya wrestling legacy but the HGH abuse boosted ya estrogen and gave ya 3 daughters and ya too old to have any more kids
Balor is his adopted potato kid.
HHH BTFO
>>1497582
Well I mean he'd just be following in the family business if he passes it down to someone who's not his biological son and has them marry his daughter.
Where were you when the screwjob happened?
>>1497120
sorry, wrong image
>>1497120
god fucking dammit, wrong image again
>>1497120
drinking my cousins bathwater after i butchered him
what the fuck is even left for him
Retirement match against cena
Three words: No Way Jose
job to THE GUY
So im going to raw next monday. Give me sign ideas.
Kris Benwah
Push Dr. Tracksuit
My wife's son loves the New Day
Why wasn't he ever an A player
>>1496233
Stone Cold
The Rock
He was in the tail end of his career
>>1496233
He's fat
>>1496233
>in a Wrestlemania main event
>headlined numerous other PPVs
I don't see how you can make any compelling argument he was not a A player.
he could of have it all
>>1496009
He did though. Killing that guy in self defense really fucked with him though.
rolling in the miiiiiiid caaaaaard
>>1496009
He could have been better than HBK
Why didn't he ever put anyone over?
kurr antler
Because he wasn't around much.
Because he was a mark
The best and sexist WWE girl is now part of Raw/Smackdown.
My body is ready.
How long will it take for her to fuck the entire Smackdown locker room?
>>1495659
How can I get a job at Smackdown?
>>1495659
It's already happened
Ultima Lucha Part Three 2 Hour Speical Tonight!
Match Card:
>Ivelisse vs Taya
>Dragon Azteca Jr vs Black Lotus
>Trios Championship - Johnny Mundo, PJ Black, and Jack Evans vs Fenix, Drago, and Aerostar
>Rey Mysterio vs Prince Puma
>Lucha Underground Championship - Matanza vs Pentagon Jr
Matches from Part One and Part Three:
Falls Count Anywhere - Mack vs Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq0NSj-Wkes
Death Match - Mil Murtes vs King Cuerno: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xww_QnipS3A
New official merch also available here: http://www.luchaunderground.com
Cero Miedo hype!
Rooting for El Rey
Can someone seriously explain to me her popularity?
I don't get how her "character" is so "revolutionary". What's so extreme about being overly cocky?
Is it because she's related to Snoop Dogg or because smarks stalk her social media to only find out she so happens so like Sailor Moon like millions of other 20 somethings?
>>1494779
Yeah i don't know i think she's pretty boring and not really attractive either imo
>>1494779
She's a fake nerd with the body of an 11 year old, just like AJ Lee. Smarks can't help themselves.
She has an amazing character, crisp offence and magnetic charisma plus she's soooooooo hot!