Wtf I hate lucha now
>>1501559
GOD
DAMN
WOOOOO
Big if true
BASED HAITCH
I hope so
Le cryptic jew even hinted at it today
> Meltzer
> Wade Keller
> Mike Johnson
> Bruce Mitchell
> Dave Scherer
> ??
Who is it?
They're all hacks
>>1501493
Mad Money Meltz
>>1501493
Meltzer, by far.
is he the greatest UFC fighter?
Don't get cocky phil
>>1501412
Please stop making CM Phillip threads
>>1501412
Yeah he's got an undefeated record
Why the fuck does WWE waste so much resources and time on the divas? Whats the fucking point? Its never going to make them money.
It is a known fact that wrestling attracts some of the lowest lowlives in the world, most probably illiterate and clean toilets for a living. How dumb are you to expect this fanbase to appreciate divas "wrestling"??
Because haitch is a dumb faggot and must establish something to put his daughters over even if it means killing the company.
>>1501411
blame the jews and sjw... liking women and giving them exposure is "in" today.
>>1501415
Haitch plays a alpha onscreen but is a total beta faggot offscreen. What an embarrassment.
Is he ruining WWE?
>>1501287
>still having to ask this question when we knew the answer in 2002 already
>>1501287
He has NO power in WWE only in development, Vince is killing the product and it will only get better once he's dead
>>1501287
Yes hes a doofus and his wife is an idiot
If Roman Reigns lived in a wagon he'd be Romani Reigns
EVERY TIME
Still Boo him
If Roman was a promoter he'd be Showman Reigns.
I really like the new RAW logo, I think the new SD logo would look good if they got rid of the LIVE part.
>>1501198
>>1501198
Did you make that yourself?
>>1501201
>SMACK LIVE
Underrated matches thread, I'll start.
It really wasn't that bad, especially considering that Steiner's foot was severly injured and HHH just came back from a groin injury.
>>1501190
Based
>>1501190
Good choice
r8 it, lads
>Royal Rumble 2017
>The Rumble itself
>final three
>Dean, Seth and Roman
>ratings have plummeted into the 0.xx's
>crowd are vocally displeased about once again being forced to endure the clash of the Janetty's
>they make their sentiments heard, as they erupt into raucous, rebellious chanting
>"WE WANT FARTS. WE WANT FARTS."
>SUDDENLY
>the timer begins counting down again
>shock spreads throughout the arena
>one surprise, final participant, to save them from the Shield's crushing banality?
>it ticks to it's final seconds
>a quiet hush has washed throughout the arena
>anticipation is at an all-time high
>the clock beats it's final beat, signalling her approach
>the ramp darkens
>BZZZZZZZZ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcIKh6sBtc
>the ramps immediately lights up, revealing the glorious form of Nia Jax
>a ground-shaking shitwaft cracks from her Goliath ass-cheeks
>the sheer force of her poogas carries her to the ring, as she remains stoic, silently levitating as the building fills with noxious gases
>the unitiated perish
>the worthy inhale her wonderful odors, ascending to another level of euphoria
>Nia finally lands in the ring
>Dean faints because he can't draw
>Nia farts in his direction, blowing his scrawny frame over the top rope
>Roman tries to spear her
>bounces off her THICCNESS
>Nia tempts Seth to stomp her skull into the mat, just like he stomped the adult viewership in mid-late 2015
>she counters it into a picture-perfect jackhammer
>Goldberg kills himself
>she tosses Seth and Roman out, too
>lays her claim, then and there
>The Main Event of Wrestlemania 33 is to be a bathroom-wait Championship match between her and Naomi
>she wins with a stinkface
How high does this pop the ratings, /wwe/?
9.0
I actually laughed at how she got in the ring, srsly though, have sex
>>1501184
10/10
Samoan bitchass pretending to be proper nigger. A fucking glorified tag-along in mainstream movies taking credit for everything and hyping himself as the biggest.
His movies suck ass. You can't name a movie that he's the star in that's good aside from The Rundown. Go ahead.
he's not overrated.
>>1501155
Pain & Gain desu lad
Who would win in a shoot fight: Pic related or Brock Lesnar?
>>1501128
Brock, easily. He'd be able to one punch knockout them consecutively if they approached one by one, and if they tried to work as a team, Brock would just be able to ignore them and go to work on 1 or 2 of them at a time. They'd be too weak to do anything to him.
Brock as long as becketty doesn't manage to sit on and crush him
Their ugliness would probably rile up lesnars diverticulitis and he would start throwing up all over the place with the limpest of dicks. So they would win.
This is how we save Roman Reigns:
>Comes back at battleground
>Wrestles aggressively
>Beats the hell out of Seth and puts him through a table
>Turns his attention to Deanetty and beats him with everything he has
>Pins him clean and wins the belt
>Opens RAW the next night to boos
>Stands in the ring smug with the belt on his shoulder, "Y'all really thought I was gonna lose after taking a 1 month vacation? See before I was not a good guy or a bad guy, but now I'm just a bad guy, you people have never appreciated anything I've ever done and while I was away I came to accept that reality"
>Smarks keep booing
>Issues an open challenge for the belt
>A local unknown competitor comes out
>Bell rings for the match, immediately spears him and wins
>Takes the belt and leaves
Based
>Ryback returns on the day of Battleground
>Pins all 3 shieldettys clean
>PG legend lives
>>1501027
Cont:
>Does this for 3 weeks straight
>Issues an open challenge where a jobber comes out to wrestle for the WWE title
>When the match starts, he immediately spears them and wins
>Seth is still out injured cause Roman broke his ribs
>Roman gets more and more smug
>Seth comes back and attacks him week before summerslam
>Summerslam main event is now face Rollins vs. heel Reigns for the WWE title
This doesn't have to become a regular thing, but how about a thread of GOATs whenever indie midgets or women get too awful to watch? Post pics and vids of guys like Krispen Wah, Kurt Angle, Brock Lesnar, and Scott Steiner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzC1xFhM1u8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX4EV97t6Dg
gain height
Have sex
>>1501008
u first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZgSvRWj2E4
>BrotherNeroHearst
What did he mean by this?
>watching TNA
If this memery just keeps getting attention, will WWE eventually seriously respond and do a crossover or something?