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Anonymous
2016-07-23 02:03:08 Post No.1501991
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Anonymous 2016-07-23 02:03:08 Post No. 1501991 [Report] [View this topic]

We've all had dreams of being a pro wrestler /v/ What is your wrestler name and what would be your gimmick? Rate and Share

Eddie Venus
A Freddie Mercury imitator. High charisma, lots of energy, and based on the mic. My entrance music would be Don't stop me Now and my wrestling style is a mix HBKbamd Nakamura. And fuck yeah if sing

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Anonymous 2016-07-23 02:03:50 Post No.1501992
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>>1501991
*/asp/ I have v in my autocorrect
Inb4 phone fag

Ambrose Club Secreta (ID: !!WRrxEwOGSNM) 2016-07-23 02:08:37 Post No.1501995
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>>1501991

Anonymous 2016-07-23 02:10:41 Post No.1501999
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This is gonna sound retarded, because mostly wrestling is retarded.

I wanted a black bandana and dirt bike gloves, and my whole thing is I "Hulk Up" whenever I do aerial moves. Like that is how I wear someone down is by doing successive Swantons, Elbow Drops, Splashes onto a person.. and I'd represent this by "revving" the air like a bike.

I was 13 when I thought of this.

Ambrose Club Secreta (ID: !!WRrxEwOGSNM)
2016-07-23 01:35:53 Post No.1501941
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Ambrose Club Secreta (ID: !!WRrxEwOGSNM) 2016-07-23 01:35:53 Post No. 1501941 [Report] [View this topic]

>is le str8 edge
>looks like a meth addict
Explain this Phil marks

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Anonymous 2016-07-23 01:39:07 Post No.1501952
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>doenst eat meat
>body goes to shit
Vegetarianism it's cancer.

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>>1501941
Rycuck pls

Anonymous 2016-07-23 01:46:13 Post No.1501970
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Is he losing his hair?

Anonymous
2016-07-23 01:04:12 Post No.1501862
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Anonymous 2016-07-23 01:04:12 Post No. 1501862 [Report] [View this topic]

Why does it seem like everyone on /asp/ hates Bret?

He's an all time great in the ring, and was a decent promo too. His matches with Owen, HBK, and Austin were great. His only real fault was that he couldn't draw for shit, but neither could anybody else in the mid 90s. He's also turned into a cranky old asshole, but that doesn't erase all the great moments he had.

Why do you hate the Hitman?

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Anonymous 2016-07-23 01:04:58 Post No.1501863
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Fuck off bretcuck

Anonymous 2016-07-23 01:07:44 Post No.1501868
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>>1501862
/asp/ hates everybody

Anonymous 2016-07-23 01:10:00 Post No.1501874
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Bretslime ruined him for people like Carter ruined Dean Ambrose

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2016-07-23 00:57:27 Post No.1501851
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Señor Taco 2016-07-23 00:57:27 Post No. 1501851 [Report] [View this topic]

Ninguno de ustedes, nunca comerán la vulva de Paige como un taco hasta hacerle temblar los ovarios, malditos perros! Mientras ustedes se masturban pensando en Paige, yo le meto mi chorizo marrón hasta el fondo con todo y bolas hasta correrme dentro de ella

Pierdan peso y tengan sexo, perros

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Anonymous 2016-07-23 01:01:04 Post No.1501856
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i miss when he had his ring announcer

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>>1501851
This is actually pretty funny when you translate it

Anonymous 2016-07-23 01:11:56 Post No.1501876
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>>1501851
Y tu mama también.

Ambrose Club Secreta (ID: !!WRrxEwOGSNM)
2016-07-23 00:24:51 Post No.1501794
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Ambrose Club Secreta (ID: !!WRrxEwOGSNM) 2016-07-23 00:24:51 Post No. 1501794 [Report] [View this topic]

John Cena and Victoria Justice will host the 2016 Teen Choice Awards on July 26

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Anonymous 2016-07-23 00:26:06 Post No.1501798
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>>1501794
Did they?

Anonymous 2016-07-23 00:26:20 Post No.1501800
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Why the fuck is cena everywhere and the belt is on goddamn deanetty instead

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>>1501798
Will they?

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2016-07-23 00:09:37 Post No.1501761
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Anonymous 2016-07-23 00:09:37 Post No. 1501761 [Report] [View this topic]

Wait, where the fuck did all the combat sports threads go?
When did this become /wooo/?

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Anonymous 2016-07-23 03:51:46 Post No.1502186
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>>1501761
/sp/ didn't want the shitposters, so it got dumped on us. Just ignore them, and be sure to bump real /asp/ threads.

Anonymous 2016-07-23 03:59:25 Post No.1502196
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>>1502186
well fuck man, we don't want them either.
They have enough threads to start their own damn board

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>>1502196
contribute to the threads on /qa/ petitioning to separate the boards

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/pbg/ Pool and Billiards General 2016-07-23 00:04:17 Post No.1501748
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/pbg/ Pool and Billiards General Anonymous 2016-07-23 00:04:17 Post No. 1501748 [Report] [View this topic]

This thread is for the discussion of Pool and other cue sports such as Billiards and Snooker, as well as trick shots and other non-standard games played on billiard tables.

Modern pool is the culmination of centuries of tradition and development, and is now one of the most popular bar games in North America, and remains popular worldwide.

Do you play? Is there a league in your area? Do you own your own cue, table, or other equipment?

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Anonymous 2016-07-23 00:21:20 Post No.1501790
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Mark my words, Battleground is going end in some convoluted loop that will make all three men as champions and reunite. It was all a ruse.

Believe in The Shield

Anonymous 2016-07-23 00:25:27 Post No.1501796
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>>1501790
>Ambrose not the clear victor
Keep dreaming Sethfag

Anonymous 2016-07-23 00:30:26 Post No.1501803
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How do i get good in this shit

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2016-07-22 23:50:55 Post No.1501700
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Anonymous 2016-07-22 23:50:55 Post No. 1501700 [Report] [View this topic]

When will the WWE sign the greatest wrestler in the world today E LI DRAKE?

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Anonymous 2016-07-22 23:51:41 Post No.1501702
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>>1501700
He was in WWE development before he got fired along with Braum and EC3.

Ambrose Club Secreta (ID: !!WRrxEwOGSNM) 2016-07-22 23:52:30 Post No.1501704
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>>1501700
LITERALLY FUCKING WHO!!??

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>>1501704
DUMMY

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WE STAY HYPE NOW 2016-07-22 23:36:27 Post No.1501651
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WE STAY HYPE NOW Anonymous 2016-07-22 23:36:27 Post No. 1501651 [Report] [View this topic]

>finally get around to this week's RAW & Smackdown
>MOJO RAWLEY'S ON THE MAIN ROSTER
MAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIII
Happy as fuck for him. We already had a celebratory thread? Fuck it lets have one anyway.

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Anonymous 2016-07-22 23:43:21 Post No.1501672
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