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Drink bleach faggot

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When you're op

>>1494525
>>1494529
>when u mad as fucc

>>1494410
Shake your head real fast for about 10 seconds. Grats, you just killed tens of thousands of brain cells.
Now ask yourself what getting choked out or punched in the head would do.

I have been doing Muay Thai for 5 years and I'm now pursuing my masters in mathematics. For me, leaving the house and meeting people outside of academia probably did more good than the harm done by taking a >>>>few punches.

>>1494410
Repeated blows to the head, alongside asphyxiation, cause brain damage.

However:

>Maintaining the high level of physical fitness required for the sport significantly aids your body's ability to repair itself.
>You can probably get a PhD from a shit college even with brain damage if you're on the right meds
>Aaron Diaz wasn't surprised motherfuckers, and this lack of surprise, this permanents state of expectation, can be an advantage within the fields of science. Think about it, your thesis will be easy to prove because you already know it's true.

>>1494392
We're likely going to see Balor Club vs Roman and it's going to be fucking awful.

He should just give up this false pretense about wrestling and go for the memes like TNA, it's the only thing of worth US wrestling has now.

The meme era is here.

They can't depend on cena forever, this is the time for testing waters, I'm sure they'll bring him back if shit hits the fans, this is wwe after all, everything is a joke.

Flippyshitoshi Midgitsu

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>>1494362
The Top Dog Shuji Ishikawa

>>1494389
Underrated post

>>1494354
they may join togeather but it wont be Balor Club as they abandoned the trademark request

Personally, I think they tried to build up Balor too much as his own persona in NXT, so just to throw him right back into his Bullet Club thing kinda makes all that time he spent down there a waste.

I know /asp/ shits on the guy a lot, but he had to carry NXT after all those pre-post Summerslam call ups from last year, including Itami and Zayn's injury. Dude was feuding with Joe all the time because there was no one else left down there that could be built up as a realistic main event level talent, and because of that, he wasted almost two years in the WWE when he really should have been called up sooner.

>>1494360
No-one watched NXT. They could repackage him entirely and the vast majority of the fans wouldn't realize.

>Caring about flippy midgets

Yet another reason Smackdown will be better.

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IT'S JUST NOT FAIR

>>1494332
Smackdown's best run is owed largely to flippy shits.

He's inured, injured people don't get drafted until they're clear to wrestle

Anyone got the video of him sitting alone at the end of the draft?
The version I watched cut off before the end.

So that "for every 2 SD picks Raw gets 3" stopped after Smackdown went off air?

Also poor fucking Heath lol. Social Outcasts were eligible to be picked as a unit too. Since Raw picked both Dallas and Axel it doesn't make sense that they wouldn't just draft all of them unless they deliberately didn't want Slater.

>>1494290
Anyone small enough. Ideally, they won't treat it as "this guy's too high on the card for the cruiserweight shit", and just sell that they're great athletes in their own right.
Which would make sense, since size is mostly irrelevant in booking-strength. Manlets can fight the Big Show, and Braun can get beaten by Ambrose.

>>1494295
>Anyone small enough.
Yeah that's who I listed. 10 guys, five of them in tag teams... it's weak as piss.

One proper thing WWE should've ripped off from TNA was the concept of the X-Division as how to properly do a "Cruiserweight" scene.

No real weight limits, just high flyers and high risk move sets.

>>1494275
Mojo Rawley

>>1494275
That's Mojo Rawley

>>1494275
That picture tells you everything you need to know about him

>>1494248
maybe they were saying he was a 9 time tag champ elsewhere and his debut was 99 in another fed

i don't fucking know really

>>1494257
>>1494248
This was data for Brother D-Von

>>1494257
>>1494261
Yeah, they also said he was 280lbs

>>1494172
what the fuck is that growing out of his ear?

>>1494175
His failed career

>>1494175
it's an in ear piece to the production truck for direction/cues

>>1494155
They're not exclusive. But they'll probably be mostly contested on one brand, and they'll just take the chance at cross-brand PPVs to switch them over.

>>1494155
They have not yet decided about this or the women's title.

>>1494158

I guess I am more curious as to how they're gonna structure what makes a team a Number 1 Contender if they can't fight other teams in their own league. I get that there are crossover PPVs, but would they really establish a No. 1 Contender's match and have them fight the tag team champs at the next crossover?

>>1494073
Nah hes just shit

>>1494076
I'm going to kill your mother you filthy kike

>>1494076
>Ambrose

>>1494037
Fold? No.
But it will take a couple years to repair that fuck up

>>1494037
>Women's wrestling finally getting respect and time
This never happened

>>1494040
It did but it lasted a week when everyone realised WWE was just trolling the women.

>>1493959
Shit interview?
Post, faggot.

All of the interviews were shit

What is the point of those sparkles on her face? It makes her look like a ten year old that got her face painted at the circus.