Name a more cringy person.
Pro tip: you can't.
>>1495113
>>1495116
Fair enough...
>tfw he's not back, nor better than ever
>tfw having a nice day
>>1495154
Would have rather had bischoff tbqh.
>>1495232
me too but at least they didn't go with Haitch or some other bullshit
This stupid shitty fucking draft just made me realize Roman is my favourite and the best wrestler on the roster bar the part timers.
Fucking Jesus
How's your suspension?
>>1495023
Roman is shit
>>1495023
What was shitty about it? Its honestly how I expected it to go down
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Hey man, i admire your spirit but your general is not becoming a thing, just give up
Won money again - 25$ i played in a tournament after i bought a new to me motorcycle.
so a good night for me when it comes to darts.
I'm glad I have a great partner hes a 10-11 that can shoot like a 15,
im totally watching SD right now.. seth and dean???
Your future tag team champions
>>1494827
How, Tag team isn't on smackdown
Maybe at Survivor Series
>>1494827
WGTT?
I'm colorblind so I can't see green, who is in OP's pic?
what wrestling move is this called?
>>1494782
The Swedish Superman Circloonie.
>>1494782
Modified Blue Thunderbomb
>>1494782
The Pedigree
>Ambrose
>Styles
>Cena
>Orton
>Wyatt as a singles wrestler
>American Alpha
>Bliss
>Lynch
>no Reigns
>no Big Show
Raw = BTFO
I am now a #Smackdowner
>>1494773
wtf now i hate raw
>no crusierweight divsion
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
>>1494773
Nah, you're just a #downer
You now realize that Phil was responsible for the shields reign of terror because it was his idea to bring those 3 cucks together
They are an extension of Phil
Phil was a ratings killer so it only makes sense that his 3 successors are out doing him one by one
>>1494745
Iirc he wanted ONE heater, they suggested three, he said Dean Seth and Hero and they weaseled Roman in to it instead
>>1494774
>Hero
Maybe the biggest cuck in modern wrestling
>watch NXT for the first time
>see a guy called Samoa Joe
>look him up on wiki
>he's not Samoan
What other wrestlers have lied to us?
Muhammad Hassan wasn't a Muslim. He wasn't even middle eastern.
His name is fucking Nuufolau, how is he not Samoan?
>>1494662
But he is anon, how are you looking at that last name and not seeing Samoan.
against all common sense and logic. How would you react if in the middle of a Seth or Dean promo, Punks music just suddenly hit?
>followed by rybacks theme playing shortly afterwards
>based big guy then lift punk and throws off stage missing a perfectly set table
>loud crowd pop
>big guy then walks to ring
>2/3 shieldettys run away
>>1494628
>based big guy then lift punk and throws off stage missing a perfectly set table
Kek
>>1494628
kok
>watched WWE from 2003 to 2009 then stopped for seven years
>missed the rise of Daniel Bryan
>missed The Shield
>missed the year of Punk
>missed Lesnar's return
>missed Batista's return
>missed Sting's run
>missed AJ's debut
>missed Christian's world title win
>no idea who most of the roster is (but Owens, Bray Wyatt, and Rollins seem great)
>all my old favorites are either dead, released, or retired
>Based Jericho has shitty tattoos now and still wears those godawful trunks
>Angle still not back yet
>the Streak was neither left undefeated nor broken to push a young, up-and-coming star, but broken to Lesnar, who absolutely didn't need the rub
>despite this, Undertaker is still wrestling for some reason
>all the new theme songs are garbage
>Cena and Orton are still around with the same bland gimmicks they had seven years ago
>Creative has somehow gotten even worse
Is it even worth getting back into the product?
2003-2009 is a hundred times better than anything you missed
No. Leave and don't look back.
"No"
>(no)
>vaudevillians to smackdown
>sin cara to raw
>kalisto to smackdown
kek, they literally switched sin cara and kalisto around because of this
Based Gotch probably left that spic dog in tears
Is this why Kalisto was so fucking shaken up last night?
>>1494549
With no doubt, he was probably shocked he wasn't drafted to Raw.
friendly reminder that Ryback gave his body to wrestling and had to go through tons of injuries, he deserves our respect
Will you now please give the Big Guy the respect he deserves?
I wipe my ass with his feelings
press F
He is literally dumb as fuck.
Why is he so based?
>offers to confront wild whacky "i'm a heel!" cornette
>corny then accuses ruru of using him on his show for the ratings
>based russo then offers to go on his show instead
>cornette doesn't reply
Cornette demolished
>>1494496
based russo
cucnette ain't shit
I unironically like Russo, but some of his booking ideas really were as dumb as Corny says.
>sweaty as fuck all the time
>forgets/botches his lines
What's wrong with him? He looks genuinely uncomfortable whenever he's on screen. He wasn't always like this was he? And what's up with his voice?
He caught autism from Becky Lynch
>>1494458
He's just excited to be a part of the N E W E R A
>>1494458
The hype went to fuck when he was given control over RAW. That's when it became apparent that he's simply a business man that pulls off some good stunts.
>Now...we're gonna have a..match. starting..now
>I LOVE YOU CHICAGO
Steph is the worst person to pair him with because she's leagues better on the mic.