Who would win in a shoot fight and why is it HHH?

because hhh is god and bret is just some cuck

Because Bret has a fucked up heart and had cancer

Just speculating

HHH is confirmed pussy though

>Bret knocked out Vince with a single, clean as fuck uppercut.
>Trips can't even have a son.

This Trips nut riding is getting out of hand. Didn't /asp/ hate him just a week ago?

Based Hunter

>>1501587
You can knock out anyone that's standing still letting you hit them without defending themselves at all you pleb

>>1501595
>Got told he was going to get his shit knocked out.
>He was defenseless.

Sounds like old Vinny Mac is a brick short of a full load.

In their prime Bret turns HHH into a pretzel.

>>1501598
>stood still and let him hit him
How is that not defenseless? He wasn't defending himself at all

>>1501579
Bret is a broken old man. Natalya could beat him up

Bret would break his neck, cry and complain online the next day

Lol Bret is the son of Stu Hart and spent most of his early career getting battered by Dynamite Kid, he is a shooter. He also knocked that tough motherfucker vince out cold with one punch

Gaytch is a pussy bagholder that would get his jaw rocked within 30 seconds, no question

Bret would tie Hunter in knots and gently tickle him into submission while that big-nosed gigolo cried like a girl.

>>1501579
HHH has 50-60 pounds of muscle and is 10 years younger than Bret

>>1501579
Assuming primes, I'm going to go with Bret. Not because he has a laundry list of hard-assery backing him up, but because Haitch is a renowned pussy who backed down on multiple occasions from guys smaller then himself and Bret.

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>>1501765
Whatever you say man

>>1501732
It's not that he wasn't it's that he shouldn't have been when he was told well in advance about it, saw Bret and just let it happen.

Because he's stupid.

>>1501579
Bret "BITTER OLD MARK" Hart loses every time.

>>1501622
Bret can't fight for shit, they said when he fought Shawn backstage all he did was pull his hair like a ghetto hoodrat.. Haicth would win off size alone, he'd grapple him to the ground and stay on top throwing wild punches like he did against that fan

>>1501579
Bret is old, broken, has cancer and had a stroke in the past, so yeah Triple H would win.

But if they were both in there prime like back in the 90's Triple H would get BTFO, because most body builders don't have actual strength and are shit fighters. Kurt Angle proved this when he challenged Triple H and he pussied out.

HHH was never that guy.....

>>1501841
HHH will always be my guy

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>>1501782
That was a work. Bret and Goldberg still work on the same billings to this day - check out Legends of Wrestling 2015 from the Mets stadium.

Think about it - the angle benefited both guys. Bret looked like the consumate pro, who got up and finished the match, despite suffering two concussions.

At the same time, they were able to turn Goldberg's limited wrestling technique into a strength, by showing how he was a legit danger, by being botchy. He effectively "ended Bret's career" by being more powerful, more stiff than he realised he was.

>>1501579
HHH is one of the biggest pussies in wrestling history. who's never been in a fight in real life. When he wanted to bury Kurt Angle they told him to get in a shoot match with Kurt but Hunter pussed out.

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>>1501835
>can't fight for shit
>straight-up rekt HBK

Hmm...

>would win off size alone

top fucking kek this is actually what /wwe/ marks believe happens in real fights