Ordered my first bb gun this morning, I wanted an RIF but you have to go join a gay meetup thing and play with normies before they'll sell you one. I bought a cheap one just to see if I like having one, I was always too poor/coddled as a kid to have my own.
Anyone here own airsoft guns?
[spoiler]/k/ told me to come here[/spoiler]
>>1550973
Nigga I had a bb gun when I was 8
>>1550978
I'm 23 and still think they're cool ;_;
In my defense I'm a eurocuck with no other options
>>1550973
There's an airsoft general thread bro ctrl+f
Cuck phil not promoted as top draw for the event.
Nobody in the real world even knows who Punk is
>>1550969
Then why does phil have more twitter followers than every UFC fighter ever?
>>1550964
He's on the poster and he's in the video game, and hasn't even fought yet.
That's a ballsy move by Dana, even by Vince's standards. But I guess its a win/win for him if everyone buys the PPV just to watch punch get his shit pushed in.
>Watching Raw or Smackdown
pfft. Who /ONEMANBRAND/ here?
Best at cutting promos right now.
Who's going to beat him up next today? Curt Hawkins?
>>1550953
>Heath shows up to Raw and Smackdown each week.
>Foley and Daniel Bryan offer Heath Slater a contract, but he has to have a match first and win it to join their show.
>Each week some wrestler from the past comes back and re-debuts each week.
I luv it.
Rate another Anons fantasy booking
>Money In The Bank 2011
>CM Punk defeats John Cena and quit the WWE
>CM Punk disappears completely
>RAW host a tournament to crown a new WWE Champion
>John Cena vs Rey Misterio at Summerslam 2011
>CENAWINSLOLXD
>John Cena celebrates as always
>CM Punk returns with the NWO theme song
>Punk and Cena confrontation
>Then week after week Punk keeps saying that he is going to change the WWE completely and continues feuding with Cena and Vince
>CM Punk vs John Cena for the Undisputed WWE Championship at Night Of Champions 2011
>Kevin Nash interferes and CM Punk wins
>CM Punk tells to Vince that the WWE Championship was only the first step to take the power of the company
>Cena wants a rematch as the final opportunity
>Vince is fucking tired of Cena losing against CM Punk
>Vince put John Cena contract at the line on Hell In A Cell
>CM Punk vs John Cena, Championship vs Contract , Hell In a Cell Match
>CM Punk wins for almost nothing
>The next week Punk keeps bothering Vince but now Triple H interferes
>CM Punk proposes that he is going to put his championship on the line only if HHH puts his COO job on the line
>CM Punk vs Triple H, Championship vs COO at Vengeance 2011
>Punk wins with the help of Kevin Nash
>CM Punk now has almost all the control of the company
>The Rock returns on RAW and tells CM Punk that he wants John Cena back in the WWE because the only one that is going to kick John Cena ass is The Rock
>CM Punk vs The Rock at Survivor Series 2011
Aaaand... i dont know how to continue. Yeah i know is kinda shitty
Why bother to have Punk return with the nWo theme if he has nothing to do with the faction to begin with. It doesn't make sense
>>1550959
Because he wants a new order in the WWE and Kevin Nash is going to help him
This picture symbolises every piece of smark fantasy booking ever
GO!
IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES, YOUR LIFE, A NAKED TRUTH REVEALED
SCARS NEVER HEAL
Why did they give him diva theme music?
The last two RAWs have been GOAT and smarks are begging for Roman to be back in the main event.
Apologise.
The first Raw was great, this Raw was shit
just give it up my fellow rawbro. we lost, plain and simple. there's nothing on our show worth watching. we only got a bunch of midgets and trannies. smackdown at least got randall and jhon. what the fuck do we have? we lost, and we'll never recover from this. might as well kill myself
Raw is a joke without Roman is the main picture, the ratings will collapse if this continued for too long.
>there are people on /asp/ who dislike BASED ORTON
boring
Orton is the hottest star in WWE right now, thanks based orton for making me care about wwe
>>1550884
orton is the most interesting and over guy in wwe right now
Can't wrestle
>>1550835
Neither could "The Road Dogg" Brian Girard "B.G." James, yet the New Age Outlaws are the GOAT tag team.
>>1550835
Its amazing how Big Cass is a better wrestler than him
>>1550835
What did you expect from the modern day Scottie 2 Hottie?
it was the perfect opportunity.
>Rusev talks about american heroes who only win because it's rigged
>perfect moment for a Kurt return
>Roman comes out
My excitement went from 10 to 0 in a short while
Angle could've saved RAW.
Fuck Vince. What a total cunt.
Do we really need this thread after every single episode of Raw?
He's never coming back. Let it go.
2K17 first screens
WOAH LOOKS LIKE REAL LIFE
http://www.thesmackdownhotel.com/news/wwe2k17/wwe-2k17-ign-weekly-roster-reveal-1
It definitely looks nicer, I think they might have finally fixed the lighting.
>Brie in her best gear
Nikki finally doesn't look like a tranny as well.
Nice to see the lighting engine has had a massive overhaul.Hopefully the PC version will be better optimized because I have framerate issues on 2k16 and it doesn't even look that good.
The initial batch of screenshots featuring people they actually face captured always look good. Then you get the game and it's a complete pile of shit as usual, with half of the roster looking like N64-era CAWs.
>Take a shower
>Hit the weights
>Get a clue
What did Kevin "Based Big Sexy" Nash mean by this?
>>1550818
It means he's dirty since he first takes a shower and only then he hits the weights
>taking a shower before you hit the weights
What did Kevin "Big Dirty" Nash mean by this?
>>1550818
It means vanilla midgets are killing the industry, just look at Finn Ballor. He's like 5'7" and gets zero pop. Vince needs to get the belt back on Roman ASAP. Everyone boos the shit out of Roman, but he is at least get the loudest reaction by far out of everyone. His mid card feud is more exciting than the main title.
Does he deserve to be in the WWE HOF?
>>1550777
Lol not at all
He is the biggest leech to the wrestling business ever
>>1550777
>WWE HOF
Fucking no
That is like asking does Smarkbusters/WC deserve to be in the HOF?
>le "insider" that's wrong half the time with a hard on for chink outlaw wrestling
No
>tfw rato will never gobble your pecker
>>1550774
HeIIo rato,
my old nemesis.
>>1550794
What's JR's beef with ring rats?
>>1550797
sauce?
>tfw there will never be a black wrestler with a pimp gimmick who comes out in a pimp mobile
>tfw gimmicks no longer exist
>tfw everybody is a boring bland gimmickless vanilla midget
Wasn't that just the Godfather's gimmick
>>1550747
The godfather sucked
Kys
18+
First off, I'm not seeking another Fed. This is more of a rant.
It seems that no matter where I go, there's always some dramatic bullshit that goes down between members that really kills my buzz.
I enjoy creating fantasy wrestlers and I love to write promos and come up with some crazy storylines.
But holy fucking shit. I swear most of the folks that are also into this are way too wrapped up in there own fantasies.
They like to bitch, piss, and moan about crap that nobody would give a shit about outside the forums.
They harass and bully people in the chats during the livestreams. I've had enough of seeing people being ugly to each other over shit that's supposed to be fun and exciting.
I've just about had it with this side "hobby" of mine. Feel free to share your own stories and experiences too.
Peace
>efed
Nobody on /asp/ does that nerd shit cuz we actually have sex ya damn geek
>>1550767
Actually, I have a girlfriend and manage to have sex quite often. This is a side hobby and doesn't take up a whole lot of my time. Thank god for that.
But you're right, most of these kids are kissless virgins with no lives.