http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/735523-wwe-smackdown-reportedly-introducing-two-new-championships
> And you get a title!
> And you get a title!
> And you get a title!
>WWE Championship
>WWE Universal Championship
>IC Championship
>US Championship
>WWE Tag Team Championship
>WWE Women's Championship
>Smackdown Tag Team Championship
>Smackdown Women's Championship
>Possible Cruiserweight Championship
Jesus fucking Christ, too many titles.
Smackdown needs way better time management than what they showed in the first episode if they want this many titles.
>>1551819
7 years ago we had all of those titles and the ECW title
Why do you bother watching every week? It's shit and now NXT sucks too.
It's about time to jump ship to UFC, TNA, ROH, or even Lucha.
>John Cena? Overrated!
>>1551800
I hope you never procreate if you think the bottom image is better.
Not that you'll ever lose your virginity anyway.
NXT is not shit.
Have these two irrelevant midcarders forever tarnished the prestige of winning the Royal Rumble and multiple WWE Championships?
How do you get handed everything and still manage to be so un-over that there's literally no choice but to send you back to the lower midcard indefinitely?
Santino should have won that royal rumble.
>>1551699
MITB can do crazy things to shit talent.
>>1551699
JeriGOAT should have won the 2012 Rumble and gave up his title shot for a chance to face Taker and end the streak. Instead we got that horrible mandrama le epic HHH match
>Open the show with Women's """""""wrestling""""""" Champion
>absolutely FUCKING DISASTROUS opening segment that not even Memezo or JeriGOAT could save
>includes two non-whites fawning over one-another (Example No.1 of Rawtist obsession with non-white Romanticism)
>Mick "The Cuckold" Foley A.K.A. Cactus BLACKED A.K.A. Mancuck making intergender tag matches
>the state of New Day
>0 (Z E R O (BAGEL (YOUR RATINGS))) WHITE CHAMPIONS
>Biggest pops came from:
>Randy Orton (Smackdown wrestler)
>BIG MATCH JOHN (Smackdown wrestler (IN A FUCKING DARK MATCH HAHAHA))
>only Raw wrestler who got a pop worth shit was Roman Reigns
>ROMAN
>FUCKING
>REIGNS
>only single male champion having to carry a 50 year old """""""""""""""""""olympian""""""""""""""""" who can barely walk through a shit-show
>actual main title feud looks like a beginner's promo class
>a fucking leprechaun
>the sheer STATE of New Day
>A FUCKING """"UNIVERSAL TITLE"""""
>a match ending because of Pokemon Go
>the shining spics
>jobbers matches with fat """mastodons""" everywhere
>only match of any worth got cut down way too short because Paul Heyman had to get in his CRINGEY """shoot""" promo
>JeriGOAT and Based Owens relegated to a tag team feud with Enzno Adrawe and Big Jizz
>THE SHEER STATE OF NEW DAY FUCKING HELL BOYS
APOLOGIZE, RAWITSTS
IF YOU DO NOT APOLOGIZE YOUR MOTHER/CAT/DOG/FATHER/BROTHER/SISTER WILL DIE IN THEIR SLEEP TONIGHT
A P O L O G I Z E
>>1551670
Is this going to be the console war of /asp/?
>>1551670
>>Biggest pops came from:
>>Randy Orton (Smackdown wrestler)
>>BIG MATCH JOHN (Smackdown wrestler (IN A FUCKING DARK MATCH HAHAHA))
>>only Raw wrestler who got a pop worth shit was Roman Reigns
>>ROMAN
>>FUCKING
>>REIGNS
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP LADS, THE STATE OF RAW
>>1551670
>IF YOU DO NOT APOLOGIZE YOUR MOTHER/CAT/DOG/FATHER/BROTHER/SISTER WILL DIE IN THEIR SLEEP TONIGHT
Dirty fucking trick.
I apologize, smackdownie. Based BMJ.
Who's ready for based Rusev to muzzle the dog?
>has a tough match vs world's strongest man
>maintains the title even after enduring the strongest throws
>heroically speaks out against the rigged Olympics and for his people
>Roman Reigns rudely interrupts
>guy takes advantage of a tired, unrested Rusev
>forces the spent champion to fight an unfair match
>crowd cheers
The dog can't get away with it, the time must come for the Bulgarian Brute to exact his righteous revenge!
>>1551631
>BASED
>>1551631
He's going to lose so Roman can remain legitimate and probably is going to go have his Honeymoon with Lana.
Sad but true
>>1551636
Plus Roman is the only member of The Shield who hasn't won the US Championship
>"Yes, I do [regret wrestling after WrestleMania 24]. There [are] a couple of things I regret. Number one was ever going to work for TNA. That's my own fault. It was just a lot of money to wrestle 65 days a year, right? 65 days and make a lot of money. Do you know what I mean? Not WWE money, but pretty good money to do nothing." Flair added, "After being in the WWE, it's pretty hard to work any place else because you're always comparing them no matter how hard you try not to."
>shits on TNA
Except for he doesn't.
>That's my own fault.
>any place
I never understood why Ric went to TNA in the first place
Wasn't he guaranteed a WWE ambassador role/legends contract? Is he that piss poor with money?
>>1551629
> ric flair young
> is literally 40+ in the photo
> Source: F4WOnline
> WWE will reportedly introduce new Tag Team Titles and a new Women's Title for the SmackDown brand soon.
> Word is that the new championships won't be brought in until after the August 21st SummerSlam pay-per-view.
> The women's division on SmackDown currently includes Naomi, Natalya, Eva Marie, Carmella, Alexa Bliss, Becky Lynch and Maryse. Tag teams on SmackDown include The Ascension, Tyler Breeze & Fandango, The Vaudevillains, The Usos and American Alpha.
>>1551522
>Smackdown shitting on the only thing it had going for it, the lack of a women's division
If the title isnt introduced before SS keep the women off TV
Everyone knows this title is being made for my waifu. why you may ask? because my waifu is the SD's entire divas division!
Are they RAWs last hope?
CANTANKEROUS CANUCKS
>>1551454
As long as they also start inserting themselves in commentary to shit on byron every once in a while
>>1551454
So what happen yesterday night on Raw? I didn't watch it last night.
>>1551446
>can't stop botching
>negative, sub-Finn-tier mic skills
>inferior Mexican draw to Dorito
>inferior Mexican talent to Gran Metalik
>has to hide behind Big Match Cara backstage and let him fight his battles for him
Everything.
GOD
>>1551446
He tried to make a good lucha thing.
Reminder that Mickey Rourke acted in The Wrestler where he was praised for getting heavily into the role, challenged Jericho to a Mania match on the movie's red carpet premiere, then STILL managed to get worked by the GOAT in a Larry King segment where Jericho was clearly faking it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnR_WX5snAs
Rourke actually would have worked a match or something like that if his management and Hollyjood wouldn't be so uptight about wrestling.
>Jericho talked about having to tell Rourke that he was just building up a confrontation when he was on Larry King Live to hype the show. Rourke thought Jericho was shooting with his insults towards Rourke so Rourke brought Shamrock and former UFC fighter/former member of the Israeli special forces Moti Horenstein with him to Mania. There were no problems between Jericho and Rourke at the show.
>Before Jericho went out for his match he told Vince McMahon about Rourke hiring two bodyguards to kick his ass if he was ddouble crossed in the ring. Vince laughed and said “Are you kidding me? Those guys?” Then Vince said “You, me, Finlay, and Malenko would’ve beat the shot out of them. I mean, look at that one guy, he’s a midget.” The midget Vince was referring to was Shamrock. Jericho then smiled and told Vince, “Well, if anything goes down, I’ll take Rourke and you take the midget.” After that Vince said, “Damn right I will.” Vince then swaggered away.
>>1551430
Based Vince
>The most over guy last night
Holy shit smarks BTFO. How will they recover?
Roman is really good, I watch wrestling with my two daughters and we love it when it REIGNS!1!
>>1551353
My wife's son loves Roman
My wife's boyfriend hates him though, dumb smark.
>>1551353
>Slowly wipe up their prolapsed butthurt
>Pour it into a dirty Mountain Dew glass
>Drink with a side of a family pack Doritos
>Put on the latest episode of the 'Shinfaggotoo Halfu Pedophilico" anime they are in the middle of
>Close the blinds
>Imagine they are Kenny 'King Weeb' Omega living in Nipponistan
>Sink back into the sweet slumber of delusion
Lets try and get a storyline that will save WWE
http://www.generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=13343
I swear to god this was the first fucking result.
This could work
>>1551328
this was mine
>Damn that ass is rank! for only 9.99!
What is the greatest work of all time?
And why is it
>pic related
>>1551284
Middle comment was me.
>>1551284
The work of the century
Why does the WWE network late with some of their shows?
>>1551273
Sorry, didn't proof read.
*Why is the WWE network late with some of their shows like Raw and Smackdown
>>1551273
They late because of not knowing some clocks in the office.
>>1551285
They're soooo late that I can even watch it illegally in places like watchwrestling.in before watching it in it's legal place the WWE network.
Excluding part time hacks like Lesnar, who is the most over?
Enzo and cass
>Over as fuck:
Enzo & Cass
New Day
>Pretty over
Zayn
Rollins
Owens
Jericho
Sasha
Charlotte
Cesaro
Balor
>Mildly over:
Dudleys
Golden Truth
Swagger
The Club
Rusev
Paige
>Not over:
Henry
Neville
Bo Dallas
Strowman
Nia Jax
Curtix Axel
Darren Young
Titus
Shining Stars
Sin Cara
Foxy
Summer
>Go away heat:
Roman
Sheamus
Dana
>>1551297
>Over as fuck:
>New Day