Why is he still employed? The most boring guy on the roster EASILY
I dunno, why are you still a Virgin?
I don't know. No one gives a fuck about him. The crowd is always asleep during his matches. He drove away a million viewers permanently. He is probably really good at sucking papa hunters cock
Opinions on soon to be IC Champ?
>>1858667
HE'S
F
A
T
Boring.
Flabby.
Going bald.
Rock Bottoms himself.
Weirdly disproportionate body.
le lone wolf gimmick.
Is so forgettable I often forget he's on the roster.
Piss break man #1.
And finally...
Got kicked in the balls by based Zigzag.
>>1858765
He's got a great theme though
ITT: You talk to yourself 5 years ago and tell him something he'll never believe
> Matt Hardy is the most he's ever been over and his even more over than his brother, to the point of being the face of TNA and making TNA's ratings actually RISE!
You have finally made it and are rich through actual legal means, youve started staying in, and dont see your friends much anymore. Oh you spend alot of your spare time on the internet in a shitty wwe themed sort of forum thing full of fat beta faggots that you wouldnt even make small talk to irl
You watch wrestling probably twice a month if that.
you gave up smoking bud in 2015. Nan and grandad are still alive, the dog died. Bret is still alive. Youve got another baby
Wrestling games are now absolute shit and you like John Cena
Oh and you have longish hair now
Your chick's arse is still PHAT and she is still PENG
WWE somehow managed to become worse than it already is
AJ Styles will be the WWE champion
CATCHING FLIES
>>1858490
IN HIS MAW
KILL THE FREEBIRDS
>>1858588
WHILE YOU DOZE
>PWInsider is reporting the following regarding TNA’s plans for their final episode of IMPACT Wrestling this year.
>According to their report the plan is to round out the year with an episode that is completely filmed on the Hardy Compound in Cameron, NC. The episode is currently being titled “Total Nonstop Deletion” and it is scheduled to be filmed the first week of November.
>The episode will be set up by a “Broken” Matt Hardy promo where Matt invites tag teams from around “time and space” to compete in the main event of the episode from the Hardy Compound, Tag Team Apocalypto.
>The report notes that this match will be a Falls Count Anywhere match that goes all over the Hardy Compound. During Hardy’s promo to setup the bout some of the teams he invited included: The Bucks of Youth, The Express Who Rocks & Rolls, The Bulldogs Who Are British and The Days of The New. TNA’s idea is to bring in outside teams in for the match. PWI has confirmed that Jeremy Borash and Matt Hardy have already been contacting outside teams and are attempting to book them for the taping.
OH FUCK
GET HYPE
>yfw they invite the dudleys
>This episode will also feature the in-ring debut of King Maxell, the son of Matt and Reby Hardy. There is also a planned “match” between Grado and Smoking Joe Frazier, the kangaroo that appeared before “Delete or Decay” in vignettes filmed from the Hardy Compound. The story being that he is the reincarnation of boxing great Frazier.
>TNA will be attempting to present a completely different take on pro wrestling television with this episode. Taking creative license that follow along the lines of Final Deletion and Delete or Decay.
WE MORTAL KOMBAT NAO
>>1858481
a fucking kangaroo
>WWE Smackdown Live will air tonight from San Jose, CA, headlined by Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper vs. Kane and Randy Orton on top as well as the in-ring debut of Curt Hawkins.
>The second season of FOX's "American Grit" is slated to begin production next week, so Cena will take a leave of absence after this week.
I just ran into two wrestlers walking into the building, they were extremely nice and chatted a bit but I didn't catch their names. Really skinny brunette and a red headed spiky hair dude with a beard.
Can anyone help me figure who they were?
>>1858440
Sheamus and Brie Bella
>>1858440
Carmella and Heath?
>Ember Moon botches top rope move twice
Oh and she taps out to Asuka's rear naked choke
>BUT BUT BUT MUH BILLIE KAY WILL BEAT ASUKA
LOL BILLIE KAY
>>1858284
Holy shit this trick is clumsy
That sell would have been okay if she hadn't jumped up and down and just did the Orton GTS-Style sell
fucking outlaw females cant no wrestle
The way the WWE buried Chris Benoit, while understandable, is simply too much. At the age of 40 his brain was in the condition of an 80 year-old Alzheimer patient, which, needless to say isn't good. The WWE should hold a memorial event of some sort, possibly yearly, a percentage of the profits being donated to brain injury treatment and prevention research. It would certainly be better than simply pretending he never existed, and wiping his name off everything.
TLDR; Chris Benoit did something terrible, but I don't think leaving him, right up to his name, to rot is the answer when it could mean something and help people.
>>1858160
Chris Benoit did nothing wrong because <insert unfounded conspiracy theory here, despite all the evisence that acyually supports Benoit as the killer>
>>1858160
Did you steal this from /wooo/ or something lad? Benoit murdered his family and then hung himself. That's all that needs to be said really.
Scum and a coward
Just kill yourself like your friend did.
> Literally the only interesting man on monday night.
Why RAM is so bad buddies?
Remember that time he was travelling with TJP and his N64 broke so Kendrick went and got him a new one?
>>1858165
Lost my weight
>>1858158
Based dab man working the smarks.
>Take a controller.
>Hit practice mode.
>Git gud.
Only fap-worthy material
Needs rusev as the op pic
>Alexa bliss
Oh Carter is OP, I'm out
The relaxing silence that accompanies her entrance
her makeup
CAN WE STOP GETTING HORSE WOMEN?!
In this thread we make fun of Skatekucks.
Not even Sheamus wanted to watch RAW last night. How can they ever recover from this?
Sheamus is pretty based, it's a shame his character is so directionless.
>>1857985
That's part of the storyline, fuckboii
>>1857985
The stream was pretty based.
He's basically WWE's lead salesman
Salesmen are supposed to be charismatic and make people want to buy the product by connecting with the audience
But literally the only time people connected with Cole was when Jerry Lawler almost died, so why does Vince insist on keeping him around?
In case you haven't figured it out by now Vince has really shit taste.
Heel Michael Cole is actually pretty based
>>1857962
>Salesmen are supposed to be charismatic and make people want to buy the product
Not true, I'm a autistic introvert and was a decent sales man.
>Who's going to replace him? Saxton? Otunga?
Get the fuck out.
She got my dick up what do?
Like she's really ugly but she is the queen. Aww fucks sake.
we have people on this board to jerk it to full on dudes aggressively fucking each other.
Shes just a really masculine women, just knock one out and be free my nigga.
>>1857946
>>1857946
>I think she's hot.