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>HBJannetty

>nearly killed the company during his run as the top guy

>GOAT

>>2033272
18+, literally carried Hogan to his biggest drawing match since the 80s
>>2033271
Have sex

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Colby Lopez supports BLM

Seth Rollins hates niggers

I don't care.

>>2033279
I bet your with her

>>2033145
Yes

Since these threads are now allowed

95% of the threads on /asp/ are made by one guy
90% of those are attempts at memes
99.9% of replies in the thread are the OP with fake IPs/VPN and data posting
He is a 12 year old kid from the Roblox forum
Still trying to get a dead meme "have sex" over
Literally 9 gag image used here >>2033145
He's in every fucking thread, reading every reply
Makes up imaginary characters like bretcuck, fedoramen, George, fartcuc, beckystalker. Even if they existed, he's posting as them now trying to make his own reality show here.
Dropped his trip because of mass filtering
Has new aliases Biff Andreas, B the Kid, Bliss, Babun Tarisan
Created the /spiteful/ general to troll the other generals
Tries to mimic actual posters and drops "Get a clue" as a method of trying to make it organic
No fun allowed. You got something funny to post? do it on another board on 4chan. You can't have fun here
Tries to make this board move fast, hence so many random discussion threads
He also makes those "/asp/ really sucks" "this board sucks" threads so that he can reply to it with "Have sex, get a clue, this is a wrestling board" Since he can't trigger the non wrestling anons in their generals he needs to get their attention elsewhere


I enjoy moderate shitposting, but holyshit this ain't shitposting or trolling, it's just BORING stuff. I feel like all the worthwhile anons have left or something

Welcome to /asp/
/asp/ guide

90% of the threads are created by a redditor and Roblox forum member who found 4chan.

>Had adopted the name Jon Good and Ambrose Asylum Club president. He got rid of it after being BTFO'd by filters
>Have sex - which is a lamer way of saying the phrase "get laid" only a 13 year old would find funny
>Has never left his basement, sits on /asp/, /woo/, /b/, /r9k/ and his past home reddit
>He came to /asp/ rejected from reddit and uses this site as a way to rebound back
>Creates fictional characters like Fedoramen, b-the kidd, fartcuck,
>Gets upset if anyone other than him gets over. Beckylynchwaifuguy got over - Deanmark cried for weeks.
>Uses a Kevin Nash promo as a meme instead of being original
>Thinks Get a Clue is a wrestling term because Russo and
>has no clue about Liberal Emerging Markets like Brazil, India thinks everything outside USA are communists or Islamic countries
>Has a very narrow and cliched perspective of Mexico, U.K, Australia, Easter Europe and India. Makes up his own stories when he has never left his basement
>Makes threads insulting himself, to give illusion of relevance
>Makes threads with fictional characters like Fedoramen to spout his unoriginal memes and give people the illusion that they've picked up around here
>He has to desperately samefag and talk to himself here for any relevance
>Jumps on any bandwagon
>if someone gets a meme over he will spam "Stop forcing this shit here" Eventually he gives up and starts spamming that meme in hopes it fails. A good example were /tv/ and /wsg/ material. Which always had a guy in every thread saying "Stop trying to force it" that's Deanmark crying himself to sleep
>Creates a post where someone is angry and replies to it "SEETHING" to give an illusion that people on /asp/ are using it
>There are 5-7 people on here at a time, it used to be 300+ 7 months ago

>>2033135
16 and 20

2000 but it should have just been him vs Rock
20
21
22 sucked, never really felt him and Cena had chemistry. Should have been a different feud for both, so don't know. Most likely not
25, it was the main angle and buildup going in. It wasn't just "muh title" like 18
32 he shouldn't have even been the champion much less the main event

So I'd go with 2000, 20, 21 and 25

To this day I have no idea what he was thinking going last at WM18. Did he really think going after Hulk Hogans first WWF singles match in 9 years (in Canada no less) was a good idea? If the order of those matches were switched then the Jericho/HHH match would have been remembered much better

hollywood hogan or ...?

No, because neither of them had the mainstream hollywood appeal that Rock had.

>>2033102
Hulkamania Hogan would work best I think

one generations top face vs the other generations top face

>>2033073
Us Aussies are so retarded we'll boo our own hometown heros

>>2033073
>hometown
>match was in Perth
>she's billed as from Sydney
You really are a retard.

>>2033098
WE'RE HERE IN PERTH, JUST A FEW MINUTES DOWN THE ROAD FROM BILLIE KAY'S HOMETOWN SYDNEY MAGGLE!

based fucking miz working the no talent indie shitters into oblivion. when will they ever learn they will never EVER be able to compare to the miz.

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Tye Dillinger on suicide watch, based Miz fucking roasted him

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>Does #Perfect10 stand for the 10 years you've been in developmental? I mean, how long do I have to wait?

Miz BTFOd him hard

No one watches nxmeme

>>2033003
That's why I'm so glad. I can finally watch Samoan Joe since he'll be going to the main roster

wow nxt its fucking nothing

le zany rice man

wow its fucking nothing

18+

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>>2032882
>>2032890

>>2032890
What wrestling game do you play.

>>2032862
Tasted like getting cucked by Jeff Jarrett.

>>2032862
It tasted like VICODIN and WHISKEY

>>2032862

It tasted like HGH and painkillers.

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>>2032835
>Who objectively drew dimes?

Steve Austin, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Andre The Giant, Brock Lesnar, Batista, Goldberg, Randy Savage, Sting, some others

>I know Vince McMahon says that SCSA is the biggest draw in history, is this true?

He says he's the biggest draw in WWF/E history, and yes that's true. Steve Austin is the greatest peak draw and it isn't even a debate. However, Hogan also drew in Japan, NWA, and WCW and he did it for fifteen more years than Austin. The quote that Austin broke all of Hogan's records is true, but Hogan did the same in WCW. WWF from 1984-92 only totaled a profit of "40-45 million" (without adjusting for inflation), and WCW in 1998 had a 55 million dollar profit. So, Steve Austin is the greatest peak draw and Hogan is the greatest overall draw. If Austin never hurt his neck, it wouldn't be an argument

>Who do you think is falsely regarded as a draw from the past?

The Undertaker, all "Undercarder" memes aside it's clear that WWE tries to make him a bigger deal than he is because he's Vince's greatest creation. WWE would like you believe that he's in the Austin/Rock/Hogan tier when he actually belongs in the HHH/Bret/Shawn tier. Also, Ultimate Warrior. Business fell off a cliff when he won the belt and Hogan had to be rushed back, he was a flash in the pan. His returns in 1992 and 1996 didn't do shit for them either

>Does anyone draw today?
Only merch sales, the brand is clearly the draw now. People will turn on their TV if they hear Goldberg showed up, but they won't keep watching the product because of him and will probably tune out a few weeks later

Smarks BTFO

>>2032814
Its not Nxt, flippy shit doesn't draw on America. We need larger than life characters instead of manlets and hungry skeletons jumping around the ring

>>2032814
It's before the show.

>>2032763
That's he's a huge fucking faggot and has to go back

That he believes everything that comes from CNN

He's a weird dude. He once wanted to know where people bury their dead in a certain town while on tour.

>I have rassled with an alligator
>I done tussled with a whale
>I have handcuffed lightning and thrown thunder in jail
>That's bad. Only last week I murdered a rock
>Injured a stone
>Hospitalised a brick
>I'm so mean I make medicine sick

inoki worked him into a shoot

>>2032761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqiWFLsgVi4

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>>2032710
>Based Macho Man working Carter's fat NEET ass.

>>2032722
>beefcake the wewist blames everything he doesn't like on carter

lmao

>>2032725
>Carter blaming everything on a wewtist or reddit boogeyman.
Carter, you fat spic, we know you post there too.