I mean you're out there infront of thousands, and you have to wrestle a homosexual IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, how can you seriously do it? How do you know you're not being molested?
>>2031006
Everyone who gets TV time has probably been raped by Pat Patterson, anyway.
Homosexual molestation is second nature to faggot mandramists.
>>2031006
just because he's a fag doesn't mean he's into you specifically
It's a contact sport you dumbass he's not there to molest you
As noted earlier, “Broken” Matt Hardy appeared on the big screen at Friday’s ROH Final Battle event and announced that The Young Bucks would face Jeff and himself at a show during WrestleMania 33 weekend in Lakeland, Florida. We also noted that Matt being was cleared by TNA Wrestling to appear at the event at last minute.
In an update to this report, we have now been told that the upcoming match is not a pay-per-view match and won’t even broadcast on television. The only way to see the match is to attend it live in Lakeland. The Hardy’s apparently have a clause in their TNA contracts that allow them to work house shows for outside promotions, however they can’t appear on any television for other promotions. This is the reason why they had to get TNA’s approval to appear at the Final Battle event. TNA could have blocked the appearance if they wanted to, but decided against it.
Regarding the possibility that TNA and Ring of Honor have some sort of deal worked out, that is not the case. Nothing is said to be going on between the two, and there is no real working relationship outside of TNA allowing Ring of Honor to use Matt Hardy at the Final Battle event.
tl;dr Nobody will even get to see this match outside the lucky few that are in attendance. Fucking bullshit.
Broken Matt appeared on a WCPW Pay per view about 2 weeks ago.
Presumably, it is okay to appear on a PPV if it's a promotion that literally nobody watches.
>>2030914
I wonder if Matt has dentures. His teeth appear to have no irregularities whatsoever. And they're unnaturally white, no tint of yellow at all.
>>2030933
It's an iPPV, on the internet, not television
>AJ is the only one left
what went wrong?
right*
I mean, Matt Sydal still werstles.
>>2030900
>DBry sits because he's an alpha
>Sydal sits because he's high and doesn't give a fuck
>AJ stands CIA because he's a double-alpha
>Philip waiting by Sydal's chair waiting to poach like a beta-seat-orbiter
Is this meme dead
It's only just begun.
Only time it will end is if he signs with wwe and they make him be regular matt again
>>2030838
I hope so.
Kinda. But its still fun to say...
Ahem.
BROTHAHH NEEEERO....
AAAAAH KNEEW YOUD COME...
I'm from a south american country and when Raw came here just a month and a half ago almost no one got any reaction: Not Owens, not the club, not Sasha, people were practically dead for Bayley, not even New Day got some reaction from them.
When Roman came out though, it was like the second coming of Jesus, I was in awe and left wondering where the fuck where these people before? The crowd went fucking nuts for him.
Roman is the only wrestler the WWE has bothered in portraying like a star and it shows, others get some reaction from internet indie fans because America is more likely to get in the internet and get into English language only promotions on english only sites however the casual fan cares little to nothing about it.
What were your spoils after you pillaged the venue?
>autistic roman fan writing out this fake story
>>2030830
Stop making shit up.
https://youtu.be/H6sOFpgsllw
>WICKED WITCH OF WWE
They call him the best one? Really?
Every phrase he says is pure cringe.
>>2030734
He's fed those lines, dingus.
His actual mid-match play-by-play does a pretty decent job of exploring the history and relation of the guys in-ring, even whilst being shackled by a mandated quota of pop-culture references.
The Reddit invasion is real. He's a walking meme just like 2016 Chris Jericho and Reddit faggots lap that shit up.
>>2030734
MAMA MIA
EVERYTHING'S FALLING APAAAAAAAART
YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!
YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!
LET'S GET IT ON FROM CITY TO CITY
>More beef the better
>Sound gay
>But you all wanna sleep together
>okay
Source: JR's Blog.
> "Roman Reigns should buy Chris Jericho a bottle of Y2J's favorite beverage for helping make Reigns look extremely strong Monday night in many ways. Jericho is the best pure 'heel' in the business right now for my money and he brings a great learning experience to someone like Roman in the ring.
> "Who else does this service on this regular of a basis as Jericho does seemingly every week?"
Ross is right, Roman owes Jericho. He should thank him in public infront of entire locker room imo.
>>2030672
Miz is the best pure heel at the moment. Jericho is far to over to be a pure heel.
>>2030676
Miz has no talent though. He can't wrestle, can't cut a above average promo, and lacks charisma. The heat he gets is not heel heat but legit go away, GET THE FUCK OFF MY TELEVISION heat.
>>2030672
BIG DOG needs to thank NO ONE.
Too based.
How true is this claim /asp/ ?? Do you personally consider yourself a regular anime watcher?
Bumping
Do you agree with Ryback's secrets to success?
>>2030603
So the big guy posts here
>1
Explains why Ryback has been a failure.
>>2030603
Such a shame he failed the first one anyway.
>"Go back to your bingo halls."
What did he mean by this?
Brie is pregnant with Miz's child
>>2030539
I'll never get tired of seeing Bryan's cuck mug during this
How long will they drag this on for? Wrestlemania? Will we ever even get a proper blow off out of it?
Don't get me wrong, it's great, but it's starting to feel stagnant, Miz does the same Daniel Bryan spots every match, yesterday he did the Yes Kicks twice on the same match. Reminds me of Ryback becoming obsessed with mocking Punk.
And Bryan too is starting to come off as a cunt by shamelessly persecuting Miz just because he was a big meanie to him.
Your opinion on this statement /asp/ ??
My opinion is you should not echo marky.
You stupid fuck.
Sasha matches.
>>2030505
who dis marky?
>charismatic as fuck with a great gimmick and God-tier ring psychology, easily main-event calibre
>stuck in the doomed piss break jobber division
>>2030428
>can't generate heat to save his life
>>2030442
>he didn't watch the CWC
I don't blame you, though, because most people didn't.
>>2030428
its not a great gimmick if you can't tell what it is
Daily reminder if the company pulled the trigger and made him the new Stone Cold in 2015 wrestling wouldn't be on a major decline right now
Based "Our Guy" Dean "Dirty deeds dastardly dick dolph destroyer" Deanbrose
Same with bray. They had that big ladder match for a vacant title a few years back. Bray and Dean were still really over and taken seriously and it would have been the perfect time to really establish them as stars. But the Cena won it and got squashed by lesnar.
>>2030423
I hope he wins rumble and turns against ShaneOmac and the Brethart of this generation AJ styles.
Can Cody save Bullet Club?
who's this guy? he's HOT
>save
Their leader is main-eventing New Japan's biggest show of the year and they've got a stranglehold on the tag titles of 3 major promotions.
How do they need to be "saved"?
>>2030395
inb4 Cody joins BC and backstabs Kenny & The Young Bucks after Kenny wins the IWGP Title