Got my first tournament this Saturday, any tips fellow BJJ/Judo bros?
Also post anything BJJ related
>pic related, my strategy/tactics yes I have autism
>>2034463
BJJ?
>Blow
>Job
>Junkies
>>2034469
Agreed anon, but the occasional roll with grills makes it worth it
>>2034477
>Unironically wears a GI.
>Gets woman.
SUURRREEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Cdwnbbe-c
Brain damage
>>2034384
>Couldn't wrestle
>Couldn't diet right
>Constant fast food made him fat
>20 years of injury turned him into an obese Gollum/Sasquatch hybrid
>Did the wrestling equivalent of "current year" by mentioning the town they're performing in
>>2034384
>shill
>shill
>shill
CHRISTIAN
CHRISTIAN
AT LAST
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>2034290
>tfw my name is Christian
>>2034290
what was his gimmick?
>>2034303
a vampire
Based Beeffu
Adolescence is liking CM Punk, Adulthood is realizing Triple H was right all along.
>>2034239
Punk is a great ring technician but he's a fucking crying whinny little bitch that needs to grow up
>>2034239
The more you start to agree with Triple H and disagree with rule breakers like Austin and upstarts like Daniel Bryan, the more mature you become.
Good job on growing up, OP.
have sex
Why are they called the Four Horsewomen if they don't resemble the Four Horsemen in any way? [spoiler]They aren't even a stable[/spoiler]
Rank them from most beef to least.
Charlotte > Bayley > Sasha > Becky
>>2034208
Look at her faces (Becky is the only one with a pretty faces).
>>2034218
Beef >>> Face
>Has wrestled some of the all time greats, including Daniel Bryan, AJ Styles and Chris Jericho.
>Is still a mediocre worker who can't wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag
Why?
>>2034118
But he can though
Get a clue
>>2034118
He has improved this year, though.
Early 2016 I'd have him like a 4 or 5, now I'd place him a strong 6, tentative 7.
He's not fantastic, and he lacks charisma in how he wrestles, but he does what he needs to well, and, very surprisingly for his character, is really good at theatrical selling.
>>2034126
I will say he's come a very long way since the days of
>No sell
>No sell
>No sell
>Power nap
>Spear
>Win
ITT: things that apparently happened
>The Miz vs. Jerry Lawler in a TLC match for the WWE Championship
>CM Cuck was on commentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tua2IDlpj04
>>2034024
what the fuck was the buildup for this?
why did CM punk suck at commentary on this?
why did cole not want lawler to win?
so many questions glad i was on a break from wrestling during this period
>>2034051
At one point Cole was a really obnoxious heel commentator. He's toned it down a lot since then.
>>2034066
>He wasn't a Cole Miner
Talk about getting worked by 'Vintage' Michael Cole.
>one year in and AJ Styles is already one of the biggest names in business' history
what a guy
bait thread
>>2034026
you wish, casual
He was always a big name, everyone knew he was the only homegrown TNA guy worth a shit. Should've come to WWE 10 years ago.
>Axel Tischer and Eric Young defeated WWE Cruiserweight Champion Rich Swann and No Way Jose
(Jacob Southwick) also known as Sawyer Fulton was severely injured during a House Show event and the injury was apparently so bad that WWE no longers wants to afford his medical expenses so they’re coming to terms with releasing him from his contract to replace him with Damian Mackle (Big Damo) former ICW World Heavyweight Champion best known for his remarkable matches with Drew McIntyre
>Adrienne Reese defeated Former Chikara Grand Champion, Shimmer Tag Team Champion, and Shine Tag Team Champion Kimberly Ann Frankele
>Shinsuke Nakamura defeated Samoa Joe to become a 2-time NXT World Heavyweight Champion
What an absolute waste of time it is to get your hands on this fucking belt lets just fucking hot potato it because Hunter is too fucking stingy to let either of these fuckers go to the main roster on the account that Balor got injured not even a month into his main roster debut and he’s gone till the end of 2017
did they even sign kimber lee?
>Anon, can you stop staring at my nipples?
"no"
"stop looking"
"wear a bra"
"omg i can't believe you just said that"
That's about how it would go
>>2033942
>that face
>>2033942
Why get a tit job if you don't want people to look at them?
Why didn't the WWE get him in when his star was highest?
>literally works everyone into a shoot
>would get a reaction from the crowd
>would have drawn the tween girl crowd
>He'd cut a heel promo
>Reigns comes and spears him
>crowd pops for Reigns and he's now over
When he was drawing nuclear heat Reigns was either still in SHEBD and was over with the stable, or he was still in FCW
he doesn't draw that much heat nowadays
>>2033922
At his peak from 2008-2012 wwe had CM Punk who excited crowds everywhere than he could,but you are right now they may need to bring him with roman bore putting audiences to sleep with his promos geared towards 10 year olds.
>>2033962
Obese smark worked by the BIG DOG so hard he's making incoherent sentences.
How do we fix this board?
just make it the fucking wrestling board already
theres only room for one kind of autism in this neighborhood
>>2033875
You can't. Delete it
This board can only be as good as the wrestling it discusses.
Blame WWE.
WWE signs another hottie
I unironically would
>>2033859
Guess what? Just because she doesn't fit your archaic standards of beauty doesn't mean she's not beautiful. Inside and out.
Maybe, just maybe, this is a sign that feminazis and bro dudes aren't running the world any more. Maybe girls can be more comfortable and realize that big muscled jocks are just a pathway to pregnancy, black eyes, and failed marriages.
Bros, I think there's finally hope for nice guys who aren't conventially attractive to finally fall in love and have it reciprocated.
This female isn't a beauty queen, but I sure think she's beautiful. And what she represents - acceptance of men like me - is even more beautiful.
Thank you WWE!!!
>>2033859
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
alexa bliss is nothing more than a transitional champ and she'll drop the belt to Eva when she comes back
>>2033833
You're right about Alexa being a transitional champion, But Nikki is the one who's taking the belt from her.
>>2033833
She probably got surgery to remove her beef. She seems like she would do that.
>>2033833
Eva will be the next Rock. They won't give the belt to a part timer.