why can't wwe put on a 5 star match at least ONCE a year?

Because Dave Meltzer is a fucking japanophile who gets off to slanty eyed gooks breaking their skulls with their knees

aka, he's a massive fucking faggot

>5 star match

How can a scripted fake fighting match be rated? Who did better at making it look like they actually got hurt? Who faked moves better?

>>2118862
>Who did better at making it look like they actually got hurt?

le meltz is likely talking about the pachinko dome show so they do it for real

>>2118862
How do people rate anything?

>>2118861
That doesn't justify the fact that WWE can't produce 5 stars matches.

>>2118869
According to who?

Some virgin middle age stuttering ass clown who inflates NJPW's "ratings" because they take place in a specific building?

He gave something like Undertaker v Shawn Michaels a 4.75

What the fuck justifies that last .25?

Meltz is a hack

>>2118861
He's consistently favored the Americans working in Japan over the gooks tho

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did you say something?

>>2118875
>Getting worked this hard by Big Dick David

>>2118878
>implying AJ breaking his back to carry that samoan mutt is even close to a 5 star match

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>Giving 4.5s to AJ Styles v Cena and DIY v Revival

>>2118884
Seeing as how AJ hasn't had a good match since these, it's safe to say Roman carried AJ.

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>According to Meltzer's ratings

No one cares what this faggot thinks

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>>2118889

>>2118861
>>2118862
>>2118864
Worked by Big Dick Meltz.

Okada VS Omega was excellent and it's gonna bother me a bit that instead of discussing how great that mach is, we're gonna enter in the classic Meltzer black hole of worthless star-rating discussion.
>It deserved all 5 stars, why did it only get 4,75?
>WTF, this shit got 5 stars but X match I liked better didn't?
God damn it

LMFAO HE GAVE IT 6 (SIX) STARS HAHAHAHA WWE BTFO

>>2118889
>being this delusional

Romarks never cease to amaze

>>2118894
Cena and AJ was entertaining for the pure what the fuck factor with both guys kicking out of everything. But the match itself was shit. They were literally going move to move to move to move to move to move to move like robots

>>2118859
They don't have the GOAT stone cold Steve Austin anymore.

>>2118875
He's got 2 kids so he's had sex at least 2 more times than (you).

if stone cold was back he'd give them one

>>2118862

How can a scripted film be rated? Who did better at making it look like they were actually different characters? Who faked emotions better?

>>2119201
based anon blowing dumb marks the fuck >>>/out/

>>2118859
They did. Revival vs. D.I.Y was five stars to me. Some old guy with yellow fever is not an objective measure of quality

>>2119577
THIS

that match was MOTY

>>2118889
lol

I honestly think it might be wwe making their guys wrestle 5 nights or w/e a week.

>>2119577

Who?

>>2118859
silly restrictions on what can be done in wwe matches

>>2118869
Yes it does, Meltzer is the one who rates them and he has an obvious bias for Japanese shit regardless of the match quality.

>>2119837
>implying anything WWE has done in the last 5 years deserves 5 stars

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>>2118889
Shut the fuck up mark

Do you guys think that Punk vs Cena deserved 5*? I'm asking people who have seen it in 2011, not 3 weeks ago.

>>2119846
I would argue that a few can be argued as a 5 star match Revival/DIY at Toronto for example. I don't particularly believe that Naito/Omega was a 5 star match.

So what does he take into consideration when he rates the matches? Just the in ring stuff or does he count the build up too?

>>2119872
I was actually in the arena. so yeah. Too bad they fucked up the aftermath.

>>2118889
This. BASED big dog

If you buy into Meltz star ranking "system" you are part of the problem

>>2118875
>What the fuck justifies that last .25?
Location

>>2118924
You just described Okada vs Omega

>>2118861
>>2118862
>>2118875

literally seething

>>2120314
t. someone who didn't watch the match
There was exactly 1 (one) finisher kickout in the entire match

>>2120314
Yup I did and that was the point of my post. Thank you for being smart enough to point it out. And meltzer gave that match 6 stars and AJ Cena 4.5 stars,thus exposing his ratings as a complete utter sham and fraud.

>>2119952
This. It's the opinions of one man. People should form their own instead of parroting his.

>>2118889
XD

Just remember that the star ranking system came from Cornette ribbing one of his autistic friends.

>Meltzer said THING Let's talk about Meltzer saying THING

Reddit pls go

>>2120911
Elaborate

>>2118859
I'm sorry, Meltz is retarded. Maybe I've listened to too many Jim Memette shoots, but the one spot I saw a gif of here on /asp/ with Kenny Omega "going for a knee" and instead getting backdropped 15 feet outside of the ring onto a table is retarded, and that spot where they fall off the ropes onto their heads should have been the end of the match. If you just jump right back up from shit like that, it ruins the immersion completely.

That said, BASED BIG MIDGET NEVILLE is saving the Superplex as we speak. What did that old American faggot too shitty to make it in his own country ever do? Hold a personal vendetta against furniture? Fuck off.

>>2120938
Cornette was on the 'phone to one of the early news letter writers in the late 70s and happened to see a copy of the TV Guide. He joked that the guy should add star ratings to his match summaries. The autist took it seriously and started rating 0 to 4 stars. The fifth star came about with... I want to say Funk vs. Lawler, but it's been a while since I heard the story. Meltzer wasn't capable of seeing the joke either.

To be fair, it's not entirely a joke. The snowflakes system functions as a good autism test for smart fans. If you take it seriously, you're probably on the spectrum.

>>2120965
Reminder that WWE once ended a PPV with Cena no-selling a DDT onto concrete.

Which can legitimately kill someone.

>>2118889
Good god, I've liked Roman recently but that statement is so fucking wrong.

>>2121700
who was he wrestling?

jake the snake?

>>2121700
You would have a point if Meltzer rated that 6 stars and everyone agreed.

>>2122881
You'd have a point if you'd actually watched the match outside 2 GIFs.