Why am I watching this? What am I doing with my life?
Can I be a /smack/ hermano?
1st 4 chadd2badd
this is fucking dreadful so far
>>2420671
My dick = diamonds
>>2420675
hang in there anon
Women shouldn't be allowed to wrest on the same shoes as men.
Man, when they showed Sasha laying on the ground before the commercial break.
Those were some nice pits
why are Charles and Bayley allowed the wrestle each other? they're so horrible together
Why are there like 2 feuds that actually mean something going into mania?
I don't think I need to post with you fucking dildos anymore.
>>2420695
shes spooky
You'll be watching Wrestlemania with your girlfriends this Sunday, right /asp/?
...right?
>this raw so far
I hope Kurt Angle comes out and rapes the 4 of them
>>2420705
>We didn't protect that smile
just goT HOME WHAT I MISS
>>2420698
SashA+ has underrated pits
>>2420704
post her leaks pls
>>2420707
I hope he comes out and moonsaults all 4 of them
>>2420704
Yes.. Actually
>>2420671
>actually watching
>not just having it on in the background while you do stuff
>>2420709
nothing
>>2420699
Bayley is awful in the ring and on the mic. She only appeals to toddlers.
>>2420695
>WWE let her go
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>2420704
I'll be watching with my BOYfriend
>>2420705
>>2420704
Yeah totally. She said she'd even let me suck her penis if Kurt does a run in. Pretty stocked!
This is the first time I've tuned into RAM since January because this is meant to be the go home show. Shit's worse than ever.
>>2420671
Women are the worst on the mic in the ring and it is soooooooooooooooo fucking forced..
Lita was dope.
But these bitches look and act autistic.
REEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE SJW STEPHANIe
I literally don't remember if the match is still going or not during this commercial break.
>literally everyone's reaction when they tuned in at 8
>>2420716
>this
about to cook some spaghetti
>>2420721
Small indian boy and body building girl
>>2420700
Because the 2 biggest matches feature people who show up 1 once a month at the most.
It's amazing how WWE can make wrestling boring every monday. Why didn't they do a Charlotte vs. Nia match? Why do another tag match? They've done this shit for the entire WM buildup (which has been abysmal). And then there's the extremely shitty scripts.
>>2420716
This is the way to do it. Will pay attention to the important segments but, divashit is laptop time.
Who woooo crispy woooo tangy here?
>>2420696
thank you broski
All the storylines this year are friends/allies turning on each other
>>2420721
I heard Aksana ended up taking Maxine's gimmick since creative liked her better
>>2420704
ROLL CALL OF LAST TIME YOU WERE LAID
ILL START
8 MONTHS. I want to kill myself
>>2420704
>watching Wrestlemania
lol
>>2420704
>watching mania with your girl
>not watching it with your boys to laugh at how bad it is then going to your girls house to fuck her while you think about Bliss
On a plus side, it literally CANNOT get any worse after this. ...... right?
nia jax fucking sucks Smh
>30 MINUTES OF WOMEN WRESTLING
>>2420749
6 1/2 years ago
h-hey, atleast they're getting this shit outta the way, right? it'll get better after this, r-right?
>>2420753
>>2420727
>But these bitches look and act autistic
Charlotte and Sasha can be bad sometimes but they're not completely terrible in-ring and on the mic like Bayley
If she didn't have a fat ass and nice tits I would hate her guts
>>2420748
I liked Aksana better anyway
>>2420671
I want to be a /Smack/ hermano too. Please accept me
>>2420743
Ordered eight boxes, eating them all now senpai.
>Wooo, heartburn.
>>2420753
We could set a steph promo
>>2420741
I hate this image
I used to be happy, anons ;_;
>its been nearly 30 minutes
>>2420758
woah. y?
DAME LA LUZ VERDE
Has Vince committed suicide yet?
>>2420743
Georgia Gold is pretty based desu
>>2420753
Titus O'Neil vs sin cara iron man match with new day on commentary
Sasha being bent over like that gets me all kinds of hot and bothered
Was that not a tag?
>1/6 of the RAW go home show for Mania is this shit
>>2420749
31 years.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! 30 MINUTES OF THIS GARBAGE SEGMENT.
Women were a mistake
>>2420753
>>2420759
jesus bayley fucking sucks
>>2420749
11 years ago
>>2420766
I will be very disappointed if we dont get a real Ric as the Colonel commercial.
I don't give a fuck how much of a nigger butterface she is, my dick is diamonds every time I see her wrestle. That ass is so juicy.
>>2420772
PORQUE ESTOY LISTO PARA IR
Why the fuck are they cutting to the crowd during the actual moves?
>>2420748
I miss Aksana. I wonder what happened to her after being released.
>anon turn your gay wrestling off and come party with me!
>>2420769
I made the mistake of browsing /asp/ on my break from /v/. I should've chose /a/
>>2420704
Of course.
She's loves coming over to my house.
Pic related.
>>2420766
how much does this guy weigh?
>>2420743
I hate honey mustard, so this probably sucks too.
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF A RAW GO HOME SHOW
A FUCKING BELLY TO BELLY
>tfw no nia jax gf
>>2420797
>smoking
DROPPED
Looks like bayley loses
>>2420796
Fitness, I heard
>>2420756
>>2420787
Stop using that extra pitiful broski wojack
>>2420780
>>2420787
OMG get a hooker lads. If I had the extra money I would buy you both top shelf from EUROS.
Stay strong
I really want to like Bayley but damn.......she at least has to work on her mic skills if nothing else. She sounds corny and completely lacking in confidence
Post your face when Bayley gets injured and the Wrestlemania match gets cancelled
>>2420794
Because they dont want the camera to pick up the whores botching their moves
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=boyfriend still watches wrestling&src=typd
How does this make you feel /asp/?
more like the XXL factor
WomanShit just took up oer 30 mins of your go home show for Mania.
let that sink in
welp that confirms Jax WON'T be winning
Imagine if her spandex tore.
nia jax is bad but with the way they've booked her having her not win is extremely dumb?
>>2420800
450
>>2420816
>I really want to like Bayley
Are you 5 years old?
>>2420749
never
2bh that wasn't THAT bad of a match. The promos were bad, but the match was okay.
>ram literally wasted 30 minutes on the go home show on this
Wat
>>2420818
That was my guess
>>2420816
>She sounds corny
If they were smart, they'd make her drop all this Cena'esque bullshit like every other underdog babyface and just make that be her gimmick.
>A belly to belly suplex
>A finisher
Im goin to RAW after Mania. U guys Jelly
>come too RAM late due to vidya
>It's a promo
ahhhh fuck
>>2420801
Its more mustard than honey mustard its much more woooo tangy than it is sweet and creamy so dont discount it if you dont like honey mustard.
>>2420809
>Aksana/Kaitlyn fitness partner
>Kaitlyn grows a plastic dick and Aksana comforts her sexually as her divorce are realized
brb fapping
>>2420817
>>2420825
>Looking strong the show before mania
She isn't gonna win, she's like the Mark Henry of the womens divison.
>>2420776
sounds incredible
>>2420836
>>2420828
Do 5 year olds root for women because they have booty? If so then yes
>it's another Triple H storyline that nobody cares about
>it's another wrestlemania with a Triple H match shoehorned into it for no reason
>Opening with a 30 minute piss break
Holy shit what is going on
>>2420817
>1hr women match at WM
Thanks Steph!
>>2420836
those are the worst crowds of the year
>le putting ourselves over european faggots
>>2420727
Charlotte is good in her promos and I hope Nia Jax will have something else to say than just "hey Sasha" because she has a nice voice.
Bayley is only good when she speaks to the crowd (she's truthful at that moment) and Sasha is boring.
In this case, Smackdown wins.
*aluminum crutch
>MFW a half hour in and literally nothing has happened.
at least its less than 24 hours until smackdown
So if the Hardys return will Jeff end up being over as fuck again and become Dbry 2.0/Jeff Hardy 1.0.
Will Matt be over
Rate this RAM so far
>>2420836
>not going to Smack after Mania
>>2420852
>nice voice
She literally sounds fat.
The reason we got 45323231989 Charlotte/Sasha matches and title changes is that they're the only 2 passable women on the Raw roster.
Bayley has been awful since she left NXT. Shit, put Asuka on Raw and have her kick everyone while rambling incoherently in Japanese, it'll be an upgrade over Bayley
Xavier depressed
>>2420852
>Charlotte
>Good
Literal children have better delivery in their shitty plays.
>>2420840
>Kaitlyn grows a plastic dick
What in the hell...something wrong with you.
>>2420845
>>2420851
jelly as fuuhh
>>2420858
Wait til Tuesday for something good / 10
>>2420851
>the crowds that put themselves over are more over than any of the wrestlers
>>2420857
They'll be forced to job and not even close to what they were
Don't know why anybody's excited to see them in WWE again
>that new day snickers commercial
>>2420852
Nia has the worst mic skills out of all of them. She literally sounds like a valley girl in a high school play.
>>2420836
>Im goin to RAW after Mania. U guys Jelly
Not in the least.
It's always full of shitty euroshits and their shitty chants.
>>2420858
Glad I haven't been watching this shit for months and sad that I actually tuned in tonight/10
>>2420857
Jeff will forever be over the fucking moon. He was over with Marks and Smarks during attitude era, he was over during early ruthless aggression, he was over after he came back.
Matt will only be over because "Lmao Jeff's brother"
>>2420854
I'm going to Smackdown tomorrow
With the Break that Divashot took 36 mins of the show
>>2420727
Wait, is Mark Zuckerburg gay?
>>2420865
Okay you dumb virgins. People have sex in real life. You don't have to have an autistic obsession with it.
>>2420873
there's a difference in mic skills and how her voice sounds
Sadly her voice does ruin any mic control she does have
How would you book this man
Just got home from work. What have io missed lads?
Cruiserweights next
>>2420877
Delete!
>>2420749
5 days.
I don't know how you do it guys (in fact, how you don't)
37 mins gone of the go home Mania Ram what a waste
>>2420819
Sympathetic for the poor guys who don't know to hide everything you like from your girlfriend
it's been 36 minutes and nothing has happened
>>2420884
Sup Alberto! How's the cuck life?
>>2420890
FUCK please NO
>>2420817
>>2420862
Holy shit, this. I'm not saying Charlotte and Sasha are great, but at least they can put on a halfway decent match and an ok promo occasionally.
They were shoved down everyone's throats for so long because no other woman on Raw can do the same. It's embarassing.
The Smackdown women aren't much better, but Smackdown does a better job at hiding what they are terrible at and tries to give time to everyone at least
Holy shit PG got a new look.
>>2420889
literally nothing
just woke up
what did i miss?
Just got home from work. What have I missed so far lads?
>>2420857
He will if he returns as Big Money Matt and starts managing Roman Reigns
40 MINUTES OF LITERALLY NOTHING
>go to do stuff when video package starts
>return to a different video package
fuckin garbaggio
>>2420904
Based Raw thinking of the people at work!
HoF >>>>>>>>>>>> WM
>tfw Steph will never step on your balls
>>2420908
nothing
The fuck is with Zayne's shirt? It's fucking stupid
>>2420902
its fucking annoying
So i could of missed the first 39 mins of this show
>>2420892
Stop it. You never had a dry spell you big dick monster alpha Chad captin of the football team summaabitch..
Shit happens. lost my job, had to move back home, have no money. REEEEEEEE
THis.
>>2420889
Women's shit. That's it.
This is worse than a walking dead episode
>>2420904
Hope you've already taken a piss break man.
Who is the qt midget?
>Sami stuttering
Christ
>>2420902
>FUN
>RAW
Pick one.
Zayn being the designated Foley cocksucker is getting REALLY old REALLY fast.
>>2420910
10/10 book it
Wait since when has Sami thought of Foley as a mentor?
Sami is just happy to be there guys!
hahaha
sami is in the geek battle royal
>>2420910
Man I loved big money Matt
It was strange to see him in those few days where he was inbetween the two gimmicks
>>2420921
Fuck. Wrong thread. WRONG BOARD
>>2420845
whom is this seminal criminal
>>2420925
Andre the Giant
>Sami segment
>Do the right thing
>Being Muslim
PICK ONE SAMI!!!
>>2420917
It's a picture of a rasta Mohamed.
>My regime
Fuck you Stephanie I'm so sick of the authority
>Zayn vs Owens
>Again
>zayn vs ko
>again
the state of it
>>2420921
who's this semen demon??
>>2420917
It's
A
Swastika
STONE COLD sami zayn
the underdog taking on the authority
fuck off WWE
>stakes so stupid the finish cannot be more obvious
Gee, I wonder if Jericho will involve himself...
Fuck these KO and Sami matches
please stop and fire Sami
>>2420914
Night after WM is usually better than WM I feel.
Is Bork getting the belt?
how many times have we seen this fight?
>NODQ Zayne V Owens
Pretty sweet if it wasn't obvious Zayne wins.
>It's a "Steph eviscerates Sami Sayn" episode
>Standing up for what's right
>Muslims
Pick one
why does sami sane have the ghost buster logo on his shirt
who here fapped to charly lads
>>2420926
that's his natural voice
I HATE THIS FUCKING GINGER MUSLIM sooooooooooo much. God damnit. he looks like a cartoon
Stephanie threatening to fire people, hooray, my favorite
How the fuck do people watch this every week
FUCK YES SAMI ZAYN GETS RELEASED TONIGHT
>I want that statue here on RAM
That piece of shit doesn't matter.
>>2420928
White neckbeards stick together.
STUPID SEXY JOJO
that babyweight belt looks like a kids toy
>Sami the mudslime gets fired
Maybe something good will come out of tonight's show.
Some real wrestling now
le king of the cruiserweights
I wonder if Aries is going to try to cash in the cruiserweight championship for a shot at the Universal title
im not feeling the hype for wrestlemania
>Kick off
Fucking Neville and Aries deserves better than this
ALEEESHA FAAAAAAAAAAUX
>Big Bantz Austin
>That grin Stephanie gave before she walked off
muh dik
Double A and Alicia Fox are about to turn this around for me
>30 minutes of WOMEN WRESTLING
>Cruierweights
This is bad television.
Where the fuck is he?
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGH ALICIA FOX
Why not have the CW fight the main roster?
Noam Dar has an underrated entrance song
Scottish Supernova is a cool name too
>>2420671
Let's pray we get another hilarious go home show like we did with Roman and Brock.
>>2420961
Hey show some respect. It's Muslim Women day.
STUPID SEXY FOXY
why can the wwe never get the cruiserweight division right? the one time they almost did was with gregory helms.
>Cruiserweights on Kickoff
GOTTA HAVE THAT FLO-RIDA PERFORMANCE
Man theyre really getting the bullshit out of the way. 9o"clock hour gonna be 9/10
>divashit
>piss break
>cruiserweight
>piss break
I can't replenish my fluids quickly enough, how do I do it?
I am a king n shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeiiiiiiittttttttttt
>Neville announcing
CRINGE
>>2420877
>Matt will only be over because "Lmao Jeff's brother"
Let's just ignore the fact that there were "Delete" chants on Raw on at least two separate occasions
>>2420977
He did create option 3
>tfw only thing i'm hyped for is Asuka/ember
>>2420990
Remind me pls?
This is the RAW before Wrestlemania, right? Why are they doing all this irrelevant shit?
These commercial placements suck ass
aries gonna squash noam dimes
Bell rings and straight to an advert break. What a match.
SNICKERS!
>spend all that time on Muslim and entrances
>commercial break
Why did I start watching Raw again?
>>2420996
Clearly you're not drinking enough
Which is weird considering you're watching Raw
why does Noam Dar look 15 years old right now?
>FOXXXY
I would seriously break my no inter-species rule and let her have my children.
She's like a chocolate Caucasian.
i wonder if that women that fingered herself last weeks during the CW match will do the same again?
>Being shorter than your girlfriend
>Expected to be seen as a man, let alone one who could beat another man up
>NEVILLE
>NATTY
pick one
>>2420857
bro are you fuckin dense
>>2421002
>tfw he dresses up like suicide again
>>2421014
>chocolate Caucasian.
The only way to have them
>>2421011
for Carley
>>2420996
>Based AA
>Piss break
You must be one of them retards I heard so much about
>>2421005
>cruiserweights
Rather watch divashit than these manlet cucks.
Is black woman, white male the new thing in America. I saw Beauty and the Beast with my neices and nephews and they had two interracial couples in the movie both black girl, white man.
I'm honestly all for it. Black woman have major ambition due to them being single moms and they are also very submissive and freaky as fuck most black girls like slave race play. Its hot as fuck. You pair that together with the based white man and you shit out kids like Tiger Woods, The Rock, Steph Curry, and Dak Prescott and Ezikel Elliot
>>2420996
>Divashit
>Cruiseweight
>Being anything other than more piss breaks
Have they changed the womyns NXT belt yet?
>>2421005
Only the best end to a go home mania show.
>>2421003
>2 years later, same match is on a random RAM
>Everyone will shit on it
Why even bother?
i don't think i've ever paid attention when noam dar enters
he has a killer theme
What asmr videos should I watch to keep myself awake while watching RAW?
>neville peeking up over the edge of the announce table
kek
>I TALK LIKE A VILLAIN NOW
Cheers, Nev
>>2420935
Touka from Chuunibyou
>>2421041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iu8o5EObg
>>2421041
Ephemeral Rift
>go home show for wrestlemania
>an entire hour taken up by cruiserweight and divashit
gg
crowd is fucking dead
>>2421041
Any of PokiASMR vids
>>2421041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C2ofWCF_BA
Neville called his own match a "dream match". Fuck this clown
>>2421041
https://youtu.be/3QcjAmnDTos
>neville talking
>Eh, It's gonna be run-of-the-mill
SELL YOUR OWN MATCH FFS
>>2421041
Pelagea shaving her legs.
>they changed the ropes just for this shitty match
so austin aries is a shit wrestler right
RIP WCW
>that perfectly placed RIP WCW sign
top kek
>Alicia Fox
>>2421066
It's tape over the normal ropes maroon.
>RIP WCW sign
RIP WCW
>>2421031
fuck off retard
>discus fivearm
actual cringe
Nice submission.
I miss good submissions.
>RIP WCW
max fucking kek
Damn that was boring.
>>2421067
Kek
He's probably the best they have right now
What is next for Seth after he beats HHH?
>non sanctioned
So where will they be fighting?
>another internet smark favourite indie shitter exposed as a boring shitty wrestler
kek
>>2421081
Yeah it's been a long time since I've seen AA in a ring so it was nice for him to pull that out
jesus christ
this shit is what happens when you take smarks seriously
>>2421091
nothing lmao
>>2421093
On a rollercoaster that goes around the arena.
HERES THE THING SEFF
RIP WCW indeed, their undercard was actually fun to watch.
>tfw the best wrestling match at wrestlemania is on the preshow
>>2421041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_035h3L-Dg
>>2421079
Calm down Jamal
What'd i miss
>>2421096
wait so, the FU is really just a botched F5?
>entire 1st hour of go home Raw is a piss break
SMACK wins again! We did it, guys!
>>2421106
divas and flippymen
>>2421104
>>2421111
quad 1's confirm smackdown is number 1
>>2421104
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ANON!?
>>2421109
No
The FU is just a Fireman's Carry Slam. The name is there to mock Brock.
>>2420820
Savage
>>2421104
>>2421104
>improved censorship
Taker should take a dead dog and throw it in a grave with Reigns name on it
That's how id write it..Fake dead dog I guess for the kids
>>2421104
bruh
>>2421124
ok well brock did a "firemans carry" when he was supposed to do a f5.
so IMHO cenas finisher is a botched version of brocks move.
>>2420749
7.5 years
>>2420749
Never
>>2421219
a fireman's carry takeover and a fireman's carry facebuster are two different things you mong
>>2421271
UGH I WAS RESPONDING TO U RETARD
>>2421271
HE FUCKING DID AN FU ON BIGSHOW BECAUSE HE BOTCHED THE F5
>>2421291
SEETHING
>>2420797
>inhaling Satan's fumes
No thank you
>>2420704
>limiting yourself to one girl
fucking faggots.
>>2422569
>trying to convince internet he gets laid
You've worked yourself.
>>2422585
Damn right I'll be putting in work soon
>>2422585
also tinder isn't hard lmao