Lets put some music to wake up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVsuO2Ichk
cringe
Who Tranquilo here?
>de gay
2nd for smackdown
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JPkANjVUQhw
how does it feel RAMtists?
KFC or Popeye's?
Remember the days last RAW before WM used to be crazy?
Totally fucking dead tonight
I doubt lost WM will be any good. Last year's was pretty good
Claim your Pornfu!
Dibs on Mia Malkova
>>2421112
Good, nothing important
GIVE ME THE GREEN LIGHT
>tfw I found the HDD with all my old wwe shoops on it
One hour in.
And this is the fucking trash I'm seeing?
I need something that's.... simply blissful
>>2421130
Chick-Fil-A
>>2421132
keisha grey
>>2421132
Samantha Rone
>shitty as fuck SPECTRUM box lagged
>50 mins later I'm back watching
>only missed divas and flippymen
Didn't miss H or /2sweet/'s, I'm pumped
>>2421110
The rational stoner in me is cringing at that music
>digging a new yard
zbogy
FREAKIN
>cruiserweight championship match is on the kickoff
BASED HHH PROMO INCOMING
It's official. 8 to 9 is the RAM pre show.
>>2421130
I like em both
Undercarder surpassed Limp Bizkit levels of cringe
>>2421138
alright let's pretend the show is just starting
>>2421110
Should I play Hotline Miami, /v/?
Currently at burger king and they are making me WAIT NEXT TO THE DRIVE THRU FOR MUH WHOPPER JR
What am i missing right now i thought this would be a 10 minute thing
who beautiful people here?
Sting walking through the graveyard
>>2421132
Sunny Leone you children
>>2421132
Jasmine James
Gonna need a /2Sweet/ senpai
They're trying hard to get Rollins over it's honestly embarrassing
Even the heel commentator is putting him over
>>2421132
Naomi Woods
>>2421132
Chyna
>Seth '0 pop' Rollins
>>2421149
Dana leaks when?
>>2421138
>non sanctioned
>signing contracts
The rational stoner in me thinks this is retarded
ON YA KNEES DOUG
>that pop for Triple HHH
wew lad
>>2421163
I would watch TNA just for them and Daffney
>>2421145
Stop with this rational stoner meme, it's dumb
>>2421130
KFC for Georgia Gold and BBQ Sandwich
Popeye's for everything else
>>2421153
name?
>>2421172
lol that's like one of the only matches i was interested in
ON YOUR KNEES DOUG
>>2421167
>GAYTCH GETTING 0 REACTION
PLEASE RETIRE
>>2421110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjuaFo5TOjA
Let's predict how many times Trips says freakin
I say...7
>>2421159
I'm >>2421144
Sounds perfect.
Also,
>unofficial match
>official contract signing
so it's an actual match now? or
>>2421156
What a cutie. She is one of the few 3D girls that actually look good in twin tails.
>>2421167
2sweet babe
>>2421175
>you'll never have a threesome with those two
KILL ME KILL ME PLEASE
YOU SEE SETH
is seff a bigger flop than roman?
>>2421174
Doug is a faggot
THE KING TOOK HIS HEAD
>>2421132
Noelle easton
Am I the only one who wants to see Triple H go over?
Will Balor finally show up tonight?
>>2421187
>>2421180
all /asp/ memes are dumb. It's just as good as "have sex", or "BBDWTFAS". There will come a time when you random anons will get tired of all these shitty creatively void memes and say enough is enough, and I'll be there on that day
>>2421197
AND E SENT HIM TO HELL
jasethys voice is a cancer
>Put divashit and manlets on beforehand
>Finally something not complete shit
>Ratings increase
>Triple Gay takes credit
>>2421120
who else /tranquilo/?
>>2421132
Eva Lovia
Fuck off, Hunter
>>2421195
The Shield was a mistake. All 3 are Janettys
>>2421180
you know where you are dipshit?
>>2421187
>>2421167
I'm basically only here for delicious 2sweetskis
dab dab dab dab
>>2421130
Popeyes , them Cajun fries are the shit.
>listening to them is a bad decision
That's how they run their business.
CM PUNK
WHY CHANT PHIL
>>2421132
>their entire wrestlemania feud is over sitting down in a chair
the city of jasethy and gaytch
>>2421187
>>2421203
Yeah but autists sperging on asp is expected we don't need stoners constantly bringing up pot on top of that
Holy shit I didn't even know Wrestlemania was in 6 days
How has it been so bad? It's like they didn't evn bother. Usuaully this is one of the best times for wrestling
THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE MAGGLE
>GOOD BOY
>CM Punk chants
Why is this a thing again?
>Seth Rollins sitting down
C U C K
U
C
K
>>2421217
Hahahahaha so true my dude
>>2421224
What's one more turd in a shit clogged toilet?
>>2421132
angela white
>More CM Punk chants
Sure it's been predictably shit so far, but does the Philly crowd have to be even worse than the show itself?
>CM Punk chants AGAIN
jesus fucking christ just rehire the guy. you have all the money in the world.
Isn't HHH the one that wanted this match?
THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE (R) (TM)
CM PUNK
Why have they started doing this to Haitch? Usually it's Steph who gets it from Chicago
How has he become relevant again?
I'LL DESTROY WHAT I CREATED
ME....AND THE N....W....OHHHHHHHHHH
>>2421234
your waifu fucks niggers
>>2421132
>how to make your babyface a pussy, a live workshop
YOU CAN'T SUE ME
>THIS DOCUMENT
>THIS DOCUMENT
>THIS DOCUMENT
What did paul mean by this?
>>2421167
I got ya dawg! 2Sweee-
Ah fuck! My quad!
>>2421240
I think he has another beating in the UFC coming up.
Triple H is /ourguy/
>>2421132
you're mama
XDDD
HHH cutting a great promo
YOU CAN'T SUE ME CUZ IM THE GAME
>Tfw huge Seth and Haitch mark
>Build up to this has been shite
>match I've been looking forward to for so long feels meaningless like most of Wrestlemania this year
Trips throwing some /pol redpills
based Trump shoutout
>>2421132
>>2421132
Kelsi Monroe
Based Haitch speaking nothing but truth.
H WORKING THE WELFARE FRIENDLY LIBERAL SMARKS
Based Haitch
>Billionaire makes you the anti christ
Ha nice leftie burn but it is pretty pathetic that success is demonized by commies
God Bless Haitch
>>2421242
So does yours, she just didn't do it on camera
None of this makes sense Hunter
Seth was a heel when you turned on him
You're just fuckin making voice clips for the video package before the match
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE TM (C)
BASED TRIPS SPEAKING THE TRUTH
lefties quite frankly BTFO
Based cerebral assassin
The rational stoner in me has to ask, why would HHH tell Seth all this?
Wouldn't he want him to know nothing about it?
is triple h the face? he's right.
made me think
ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE LMAO
AND HERE'S THE THING SETH
Alright witch one of you guys gave Triple H a redpill
>>2421256
What did he say?
EVER!
>Haitch stealing Vince's birthday speech
>>2421276
You're too unprofitable to be using that meme.
>>2421132
Marsha May
ZACH GOWEN BURIED BY TWO LEGGED TRIPS
Shit formulatic promo. Fire Paul already.
based Trips
ZACK MCGOWEN DID IT SHUT UP TRIPLE H
>tfw Seths dad wont stop yelling at him
FUCK SO MUCH TRUTH SPOKEN BY HHH. FUCK YA'LL IM GETTIN OFF OF 4CHAN AND MAKIN MILLIONS
COMMIES SEETHING RIGHT NOW
>>2421276
Get worked
>>2421243
Holy shit, who be this semen demon?
>ONE LEGGED MAN IN AN ASS KICKING CONTEST
>>2421285
Cringe
Gtfo you smelly faggot
*cough*
Zack Grawin
one legged man kicked Vince ass
>>2421132
Siri
so this feud is just so hunter can watch back the promos and jack off right?
WHERE IS DEMON KANG
>bull crap
THE CITY OF JASETHY
Wtf I love hhh now
The shield betrayal was 3 years ago?
>>2421132
Ivana Sugar
>>2421289
>the state of your testosterone
>I love this buisness
COMFY HAITCH
>>2421303
In heck
Actually he's trying to run for mayor in his town
>tfw the comics version of this feud is a 100x better
How do you let that happen?
>>2421182
charlotte sartre
>Yay he said a place in our city!
>>2421297
Anri Okita
WTF is HHH talking about? The fans had zero to do with their feud.
SETH LOST HIS SMILLLLEEEEEE
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA
FAGGOT
Holy shit Seth is one of the worst of all time on the mic jesus christ
Oh god Seth is turning into Sami
>>2421297
Anri Okita senpai
>Raw is so shit that my cable operator doesn't have the Fox Sports channel that airs it live on the basic package anymore
>>2421312
THAT'S THE DEMON KANE
IM ASKING ABOUT THE DEMON KANG
>>2421132
River Stark & Bailey Jay
>>2421313
They got competent writers for the comic
PUNISHED SETH ROLLINS
>the same bunch of Germans in the first row that at the Royal Rumble
>we'll see them at WM
freaking
RIP J and J
OH FUK IT'S ON
>>2421325
Oh, Finn?
He's doing house shows I think right now
who the fuck writes for wwe
Rollins
>>2421301
fuck off Foley
>Seth Rollins: "I HATE YOU DAD!"
>>2421132
bunnybutt
Lel Rollins is going over so hard
We don't deserve based Haitch.
I hate the marble countertop tables they use these days
Contract signings are literally only good for a free table spot
Seth is lame as a face.
>>2421335
a revolving set of failed tv writers
Even though everyone knew what was gonna happen, this was a legit good segment.
NOOOOO
>>2421335
I'm not kidding btw.
When you sign this contract it means that you sign this contract and that means that you sign contract when you sign this contract by giving away your to sue when you sign this contract by signing this contract.
My rational stoner side cannot make sense of this autism.
>>2421344
so true
>>2421132
Jada Stevens
>>2421326
This
The crowd is so fucking dead.
RAM is a disaster.
looks like HHH is going over lads
Haitch is gonna win. Seff BTFO
>>2421349
That would actually explain a lot
about fucking time you used the crutch, seth
Wow..How bad will WM be? This is depressing
>Seth looks strong on the go home show
Holy hell if Haitch goes over I'll shit my pants
this match has negative hype
incredible
We all know HHH doesn't lose two WMs in a row. Bye bye, Seff.
good segment
(((GOLDBERG)))
Triple H confirmed pussy
>>2421355
it's not helping that WWE is muting them
There isn't a single full-timer over in this company at the moment is there? Besides maybe AJ.
>>2421338
What does Foley have to do with Siri?
Has it really been that long since I made this shoop? Fuck.
>>2421361
Can you imagine
>>2421349
The fuck is that
>>2421361
H looked strong last week. Can't have Rollins get buried twice in a row going into the match.
>>2421132
Bobbi Starr
>>2421222
I think they just wanted to get it out of the way. This is the 2nd year.
Really terrible build up though, even live crowds couldn't get into it much. I don't get how WWE doesn't understand these sit down talks don't work very well
>>2421132
Amber Rayne, better dead than ever !
the match is over now, didn't Haitch say if Seth attacked him it would be over
>>2421346
that get over ruled by vince many times
>>2421344
Fampai those are spraypainted plastic tables with fabric on the bottom
>was that his last stand
what a shit way to sell the match
ASUKA sighting
>>2421349
before he fucks off, brock needs to do the business a favour and suplex this faggot head first into concrete
This Seth/HHH storyline makes no fucking sense
>>2421364
What are the chances that the shield show up to help Seff and thats how we see the Roman heel turn?
> 1 Hour and 45 minutes left
>>2421384
Before he signs the contract
>this is the go home show to wrestle freakin mania
somethings wrong
first time watching wwe in 10 months.
will nxt be worth watching? looks like shit compared to what it was.
what match is the most hype going into mania?
>>2421132
Valerie Kay
>>2421397
>look at watch
>it's true
Just kill me now
>>2421400
no kenta no wadh
>>2421399
vinces creativity died when benoit did.
>>2421400
Go back to tna
>>2421373
He followed her on Twitter and probably wanted to fuck her numerous times. Made a public announcement that he had to stop following her when his son asked who she was.
>>2421132
>>2421132
Dillion Harper
>>2421400
nxt takeovers are almost always better than the main show the next day
asuka vs ember moon will be the best women's match in a long itme
It really is something else how the heck manage to completely waste that first hour of Raw every single week.
>Fast & Furious 8
>EIGHT
>>2421397
Brock/Goldberg
Big dawg/taker
KO/Y2J
Somewhere Braun
Could get better with that left
>>2421132
I don't watch porn.
DON'T TAKE ENTRESDO
>>2421397
End my life senpai
did they literally waste 30 mins on a divas (i mean sry wimins wrastlers) / bayley segment????
>>2421417
The series really got popular when The Rock joined the cast, it might be the goat reboot of all time
FUCK I JUST WANT TO WORK IN CHRISLEY'S SMOOTHIE SHOP
WHY IS MY LIFE SO EMPTY
>>2421387
They still don't go through em and that sucks
>>2421414
It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies
And sex on T.V
>>2421260
This nigga knows what's up.
>>2421132
Xev Bellringer
>>2421412
God Foley is a mess.
>>2421432
Chrisley is fake and gay
>>2421429
Yes
damn i though henry was going to show up
>>2421420
>I don't watch porn
>JoJo
God damn I want to commit a crime upon her
THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN
kicking the table into his opponent
BEEG deserves better than this
BEEEEEG
Show is really in great shape, he was looking like shit for a long time
Kendra Sunderland
>>2421439
Fuck you. Chrisley is Based
>from shaw to the andre battle royale
beeg on suicide watch
>6 days from the biggest Battle Royale of the year
>have a shitty one on RAW
>holding a battle royal a week before a battle royal
>>2421451
CLOCK
It's going to go to commercial after all the entrances. Fuck Raw man.
>JINDER MAHAL
THIS FUCKER IS ON ROIDS
>tfw these multi man matches are just excuses to cram superstars onto the show
Dont Hinder the Jinder
>>2421444
go jerk off you loser
>Over the top rope challenge
What?
>>2421376
max landis. google him.
he's a total cuck faggot sjw.
.
BASED JINDER
I want his nudes
This is one of the most boring Raws of all fucking time.
>literally crickets
A FUCKING BATTLE ROYAL ON WRESTLEMANIA GO HOME SHOW
Would rather be watching /Chrisley/ than this shit
OH FUCK BO
>>2421418
seems like you missed jinder and big show.
POP FOR BO
>>2421437
Officially gross and used up now. Sad.
/goat/ mahal
Who will come out last
>>2421413
Name?
>That pop for BO
>Gauntlet Royal
BO SIGHTING
>>2421383
holy kek are you me?
BO-LIEVE IN BO!
>Pure fucking silence for the Shining Stars
Beeg looks so sad since his Shaq match was a bust.
>That Bo pop
So why aren't they pushing him with his old gimmick again?
>THAT BO POP
Based Bo
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
MOVE OVER
BASED BEEG SQUASHING THE UNDERCARD
it's been 20 fucking years and they're still trying to pretend as if shit show is anything more than just a device to get a smaller guy over
BIG SHOW IS FUCKING GAY
BO IS BACK
RAW IS SAVED
>>2421485
hes gonna join the wyatts after mania
>>2421463
>go jerk off you loser
inb4 straunman
Good thing they're making that young Big Show look so strong
>>2421132
I love halle von
>the shining stars are my favorite team in the wwe
>they get this treatment
>>2421478
viola bailey
>Oh boy! It's a "WWE buries the talent" episode!
>Rawist defend this
>mfw
>>2421413
A man needs a name
>>2421463
>You
>>2421495
Yup. Growing that beard and hitting those weights.
>>2421497
Wizard
revenge of the jobbers
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUN
ASS
BASED BRAUN
>>2421491
Why do JEW writers love making strong men into homos?
Dave Chappel was right.
There is a Jew conspiracy everywhere.
Also I hate big show now
Braun sounds like Macho Man and Hulk Hogan fused together
>Big Show still wrestling
>Big Show winning matches
>>2421545
>RAWtist will defend this.
>>2421413
It will be a crime against humanity if you don't give us this semen demon's name.
>>2421475
>used up
The fact she has a baby only makes it better.
>>2421568
it was posted already
>>2421552
God bless my man
>>2421589
I see it now.
>>2421132
get the fuck on my level
>>2421643
Jesus anon, I can smell the jersey meathead jizz on her breath from here.