I'm just shitposting at this point.
1 HOUR LEFT!!!
Stop the pain
>1 hour left
>>2421915
*lick ur snout*
>it's a my dad walks in while the dancing niggers are on episode
cena should go on last tbqh
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
>1 hour left
>>2421916
You call that shitposting... This is shitposting
>tfw almost paid $200 for a ticket but friend bailed at last second
S A V E D
2 sweet me good brothers
>>2421916
me too pham
>Al Roker
>could be watching Hannity
>can't stop watching RAW for some reason
Is this WWE magic?
/an/ reporting
RAM would be better if it had more ass and no scripts
>who /a-couple/ here?
>>2421939
aqui
>1 hour left
>Go home show before Wrestlemania
>literally nothing has happened in 2 hours
What am I doing with my life?
>>2421939
Papi estoy sufriendo con este show B
Fucking burgers, quit showing me ad after ad of delicious food I will never get to try unless I leave my comfy europe to visit your shithole.
>>2421950
It's a curse
Who else is going to bed after the Roman Reigns segment?
>4 RAW Gamethreads
Hey wyd? I'm horny af
>>2421956
thats a rough way to go out
>when theres still an hour plus whatever amount they run over
Is this the final year for the WWE?
>>2421957
But anon! Something will happen in the last 5 minutes!
>>2421956
Is that dog okay?
>>2421956
thats p sad tbqhwyf
>>2421968
Oops wrong chat lol
As it is WrestleMania week, I've broken out the Photoshop for some new OC.
>>2421968
come visit me senpai
>>2421971
It is eternal. It will never end.
>>2421962
>Bongistan
>not being raped by Sami Zane cousin screaming ALuh AKBARRR
>comfy
wut
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2421971
for many of us, yes
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HUGE POP FOR BASED BIG DOG
GOAT
UNFAZED BY THE SMARKS
Another week another win for Smacklads and it's not even Tuesday yet
>>2421971
pretty much, alavrez said the network numbers are plummeting and house show attendance is the lowest it's been in decades.
so we got this shitty ramen segment 2 matches and a horrible ending segment right?
Yezzer
ROMAN GETTING A MASSIVE OVATION
>>2421971
Hopefully new japan buys them out and the gooks finally invade and conquer
The Yard
>>2421977
good meme have a rare summer
BEEG DAWG
Raw gave me aids
>>2421957
business finna pickup, homie
big dogg in the house
>Warrior for Roman Empire
haha get it because the Romans back in the BC had warriors and ah forget it
THE CROWD IS FUCKING LOVING IT
>>2421977
THE ORIGINAL BIG DOG
BASED FUCKING BIG DOG
B A S E D
I O
G G
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2421994
ahyessir
>>2421971
Yes. Matt Hardy is only coming to recruit the guys he likes for his new fed after WWE collapses
>they're literally advertising it as the OG Big Dog vs the new Big Dog fighting for a yard
This is so bad.
Is WWE haunted?
>heel commentators are sucking roman's dick again
fuckin hell lad
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STAY OUT HIS YARD
>>2422002
>>2422001
I miss Summer
Great heel, showed potential in the ring and good looking
THOSE TITS
TAKE THE MIC AWAY FROM HIM
>panther
BASED NIG DOG GETTING THE TITTIES MOVING
Dat jiggle
DEM TIDDIES
THOSE FUCKING TITS
GIF
NOW NIGGAS
NUCLEAR HEAT
THE GRANDEST YARD SALE OF THEM ALL
WEMB OF THOSE BOUNCING TITS NOW!
BIG TITTIES CHICKS GOING CRAZY FOR ROMAN
OBESE REDDIT SMARKS KILL YOURSELVES HAHAHAHA
>that bitch shaking her titties
moar of her
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Roman Reigns: a legitimate GOAT
>those fucking hot as fuck big dog marks
>>2422023
UP VOTE!
BASED BIG DOG WORKING THE SMARKS
based big dog will end taketty
>those wet bitches
KEK
>cutting to the only 4 people cheering him
lmao
Someone gif that thot's tits.
It's about fucking time. Been waiting for this nigger all night
BASED
Anyone get a cap of the girl with the tits that were about to pop out of her shirt?
>those boos
>ROMANFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
TWICE
HOLY SHIT
SOMEONE GET A SCREENSHOT OF THAT CHICK WITH THE TITS FOR ROMAN.
Based Big Dog working the crowd
I'm telling you guys......this show is gonna have an epic ending that will have us buzzing til Mania
Don't be fooled by the rest of the show's shittiness. Remember how garbage the rest of that one Raw was that had the Nexus debut?
My tv guide lied to me. Impractical jokers isnt on now *sad face*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>big dog
>panther
WEBM THOSE TITTIES RIGHT NOW LADS
>no man has ever done before me
Is Brock retconned?
HES SUCH A FUCKING HEEL
Wew! This crowd isn't having it at all. They found one woman to cheer Roman.
>Hey gang, remember that time I ruined a Royal Rumble here?
>>2421984
>Visit burgerland to try out all those delicious foods
>Get shoot while I'm making my order
Not sure if worth it senpai
Suddenly Brock didn't beat Undertaker
Holy shit these boos are hilarious
THIS FUCKING GOAT PROMO
HOLY FUCK
BASED BIG DOG
WORKING THE HELL OUT OF THESE SMARKS WHAT A GOAT ROMAN IS
Boooooooo
>Panther
>Suppose to be a dog
THE BIG PUSSY
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I can't tell if this is is heel or alpha babyface
but roman is fucking based right now
THIS IS MAI HAOUSE
>those ringrats
>big dawg working the smarks
Holy shit keep it up
>Roman cutting a good heel promo
>"With all due respect"
-5 Stars
Is that a South Park Undertaker on that sign? Fuck, I've not seen those in 15 years.
>>2422033
SMARKS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
HOLY SHIT
ROMAN SPITTING FIRE
ROMAN IS GOING NUCLEAR
>no one has down before me
>23-1
>>2422036
He got hoes in every area code
M Y
Y
A
R
D
>Reigns on the mic
Someone get Jericho in the ring.
Are these fake crowd cheers?
>>2422022
To bad about that nose though.
It's the undercarder
>>2422045
>suicide watch
NIGGA WHAT YOU TALKIN ABOUT
THIS IS BASED AS FUCK
BASED BIG DOG WORKING THE SMARKS
Roman Heel turn
fucking Roman is loving these boos. Why don't they let him do the gimmick he likes?
BIG DOG IS SO FUCKING BASED
>Undercarder
cringe
HEEEEEL TURNNNNN
FINALLLLLLLY
PAIGE BTFO
LAWD.......THOSE TITS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX_6_R1NsoQ
>>2421971
That would be glorious.
...is this a /heel/ turn?
VINTAGE CRINGETAKER
Roman Reigns is the best on the mic in the entire company now
THE ULTIMATE CRINGE RIDE
HE'S NOT EVEN THERE
AHAHAHHAA THE STATE OF RAM
I enjoy smug Roman and all the boos that accompany it.
GRAVE mistake
get it?
>This is my house now
Hi paige
>taker literally burying roman
I would pay for that
>people actually like roman
Wow this board is cancer
Taker comes out on a bike on sunday
how hard do you mark?
>>2421990
there is no way that is real, there is no way he did that
BASED ROMAN
BASED FUCKING BIG DOG BTFO SMARKS ETERNALLY
>>2422050
Wow, TruTV isn't airing Impractical Jokers for once?
BBDWTS
also, Who /HopingForBikerTaker/ Here
The Ultimate Meme Ride
taker is so old and shitty they need special movie promos to make him look good.
even tho it's pretty spooky and cool
>pre taped Undercarder segment
JUST
U
S
T
>UNDERCRINGER INTERRUPTING BASED BIG DOG
WHY
WTF MY STREAM DIED
WHAT HAPPENED?
THE ULTIMATE THRILL LAST RIDE TM (R)
BIGGEST POP OF THE NIGHT
BASED TAKER PRE RECORDED PROMO
>>2422098
he's under the ring
>>2422092
Based Adabisi
buried alive match at WM
Taker looks like he wants to die
>Top babyface of the company
>Getting booed out of the arena
wew
>not burying an actual dog to show his fate
UNDERTAKER GONNA MURDER ROMAN
Cringe
Bawww gawd he's going to kill Ramen
>>2422085
>Romanfans are so stupid they actually believe this
>even the undertaker has to shill "the ultimate thrill ride"
>>2422118
Hes clearly in a cemetary you reatrd
RAMEN BTFO TO INFINITY
>>2422115
>RAM
>>2422104
If it's with you're gonna pay
Very hard
>>2422103
only ironically
this is fucking epic
roman reigns is a god
https://twitter.com/WrongWrestling/status/846543508295110656
BBDWTRR
Man I missed taped promos like this
something is just so right about them
So Roman confirmed to win?
based Cringecarder
>That fucking pop for Taker
in b4 shoveldog.gif
>>2422128
>BBD LITERALLY WORKING THIS SMARK
G
O
A
T
AS I WAS SAYINGUHHHH
Rest in peace mrgrggllllbuhhhh
Is Taker wearing extensions?
REST
IN
BRHHPEEEEGGLLLLLEEGHHH
>no PEACE RAWWWWR
Holy shit that was cool. L
Did someone save the Tombstone pic?
So they're finally turning Reigns because he's been unable to get over for several years now?
Holy shit that fucking hat.
this match has had a shit build up.
YOU WILL!
RIST
IN
PEAS
fucking cringe
>biggest pop is for a guy that is going to retire soon
ripip WWE
WHY DIDN'T HE SNARL
>still an hour left
this cant be happening right now
That's it?
>>2422146
it's a wig. somebody on twitter was saying it was a rib
YOU STILL GOT IT
where were the titties?
Jesus, i missed shit like this.
>>2422136
BASED BIG DOG
>as I was saying.
>>2422152
all of the matches have had shit build up
I honestly can't even remember half of them
p boring desu
Is undertaker the most cringeworthy wrestler of all time?
>>2422071
He said it in a condescending tone, so it's okay.
>>2422136
BASED BIG DOG WORKING THE TITS
>>2422045
>SUICIDE WATCH
nah my nigga i loved that
that was awesome, he was playing up to them like a legit heel
>>2422136
>https://twitter.com/WrongWrestling/status/846543508295110656
Some of the most obvious plants in WWE history.
>>2422162
>https://twitter.com/WrongWrestling/status/846543508295110656
>>2422162
It was just some hoes marking out
I was hoping they actually flashed
>REST IN PEAS
What did the old dog mean by this?
>>2422172
BBDWTS
So that all but confirms he's wrestling injured.
No bumps before match
>>2422130
i'm the retard huh
>>2422146
Goes good with his mascara.
is it just me or to WM feuds have no build anymore? I remember shit like Austin/Rock having their own theme song (my Way) and tons of confrontations and promos. nowadays they just throw shit together in the last two weeks and nothing happens
I really wanna see taker do a fast walk to get into the ring when the lights are out.
WWE needs more stupid cheesy shit like this man
I'm gonna miss old man Taker
>>2422168
He's just run his course
after Brock it should have been over though him and Brock shouldn't even happened
>>2422168
yes
>>2422168
>Is tatanka the most cringeworthy wrestler of all time?
ftfy
>BASED
>A
>S
>E
>D
>>2422162
yeah nigga im waiting
cringe cant wait for the big dog to win
>>2422168
Disco Inferno comes to my mind.
>>2422136
Roman fans:Alpha, masculine, well groomed, exquisite, chads/stacys
Anti Roman Smarks: Morbidly obese, hasn't showered in weeks, unshorn, nasally voice, has an angry grandfather, micropenis
they really shoulda brought biker taker back
that was not good
>>2422143
>getting worked by a work
>>2422136
>having to bus in Indie Divas to pretend people like Roman
This is pathetic. Cut your losses Vince, you senile fuck.
>>2422172
BBDWTS. Begging you to lose weight and get a clue
>>2422162
look down
*teleports behind you*
>>2422185
Fuck you dude
I loved that guy when I was a kid
>>2422190
>Romanfag actually believe this
>>2422136
thank you anon
>>2422136
this is the man we need as THE GUY
>>2422136
Good god is that woman even wearing a bra
>>2422194
ya worked
> tfw just slept for 12 hours
> woke up
> turn on TV
> Roman Reigns/Undertaker segment
after that I could sleep for another 12.
>>2422172
BBDWTS
>Yellowtail is from Stamford
Does that make them marks or smarks?
>>2422172
>Someone likes things I don't
>It must be fake
The state of this fucking smark
feel bad for taker, retire after last years WM, only for vince to bring him back just to get roman over
>>2422181
You'd have to burn him with pyro again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHA-ASre51M
>this BBDWTS memes
>>2422190
Dunno about that. Some of the Roman fans around here seem to be awfully fucking gay for him. Unless they're actually women, and any woman hanging around /asp/ is probably nasty as fuck.
>>2421953
>midget legs
Ew what the fuck
Give me the greenlight
Cause I'm ready to blow
>>2422190
>exquisite chads
Literally a faggot
>>2422218
Don't work yourself into a shoot brother
>>2422218
>BBDWTS
completely forgot about takeover lol
I fucking hate the way Cole screeches WRESTLEMANIA
>>2422218
>getting worked by BBDWTS
BBDWTSWTS
>>2422218
based big dog working you into posting cringe maymayz
>>2422153
>>2422164
>>2422170
>>2422172
>>2422190
>all of these virgins drooling over a couple of 4/10s
>Enzo
Shut your face, you twat waffle
It actually CAN get worse each hour
>>2422211
that NEET life
>>2422214
>doesn't think WWE has actively meddled with what TV viewer perceive when Roman comes out.l
>just thinks the Crowd is really quit when Roman is on stage
The state of Romanfags everyome
>>2422218
it's pretty gay
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
Enzo and Cass still over as fuck
D I M E S
I never understood why taker doesn't use his teleport powers to win matches.
thank you mute button and all the service you do for me during an Enzo entrance/promo
Love these wiggers!
GOD I HATE THESE FUCKERS
>>2422238
Cringe
>Smackdown
>HOF
>NXT Takeover
>Mania
comfy week
>>2422136
Those are definitely plants
No girl that hot is gonna buy a front row ticket to a WWE show
>Enzo and Cass
Time to switch over to a blowout NBA game.
Bring back Enzo's old theme song
>>2422238
You can end your life any day you unfunny cuck.
Remember when ENZO was funny?
They have to have one of the quickest fall from grace in wrestling history.
>>2422244
>>2422215
>get roman over
Hahaha no. He's feeding Taker to Roman for symbolism and heat, which is pretty unnecessary. Roman already has so much natural heat that all he really needs to do is come out and say "I'm a bad guy now lol" to get the same effect.
>that runniing camera man
Guys I took a xanax like 20 mins ago to enjoy the ending, up my appetite and get a good night rest.
But then the 24 special is dropping after raw.
.
what do, famm
>>2422248
Hot? That was James Elsworth in drag. Look at the chin. Dead giveaway.
HAHAHA I dated sports reference
LOCAL REFERENCE
>Jojo's dress in the background
HNNNNGGGGG
>>2422013
>wanting to watch 2 weekly hours of ITCHWEED LMAO
C R I N G E
>>2422241
That would be amazing. Every time Roman goes for a punch or spear the lights go out for 30 seconds so the old fuck can get to the other side of the ring.
>>2422257
fedora post
A.I. throwbacks.
fucking cringe
>>2422252
hyper overbait
This was from a Philadelphia basketball player 15 years ago for you kids
MICK FOLEY IS BACK
>mfw Vince has the Hardys jobbing to Enzo and Cass in less than 2 months
>>2422218
It's pathetic
>we talkin' practice
I like Enzo and Case...but Practice? Really? We're making practice jokes? Fucking practice jokes?!
I unironically love these guys
>big cass
lmao
>>2422260
stop being a fucking faggot
>These clowns again
>>2422262
Outdated
>>2422204
>>2422219
>>2422223
t. angry fedora manbeards
THE TIME WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
tHE HIGHLIGHT TO RAW EVERY WEEK.
COME ON BROTHERS
Paige + 2 sign
MY NAME IS ENZO ABORING
WHEN I COME OUT, THE CROWD CATCHES SOME CERTIFIED Zs
CAUSE IM A BONIFIED DUD
AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT
AND THIS RIGHT HERE?
THIS IS BLAND ASS AND HE'S DROPPING THE BALL
AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT
BADABOOM THE COMPANY'S DOOMED AND RAW IS RUINED
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAN
>incoming ladder match at wrestlemania
GIMME A TOO SWEET RIGHT NOW /HOOTSKIS/
>big cass being cringe
>enzo with the tna reference
I see Cesaro is back with the mummy gimmick
that fucking slide tho
pls end
Put em up Good Brothers
>that Sheamus ass
Enzo Aboring and Bland Ass
>ECW
Are smarks that thirsty?
Cesaro traded his shoulder tape for torso tape.
Those ECW chants warm my heart.
>>2422283
does that monitor say "finna"?
holy fuck is that deanspic
>>2422296
>>2422290
>>2422284
WE OUT HERE
>that slide
Kek
>>2422290
u fuckin got it nigger!
is it gonna be a ladder match or what?
ENZO IS DEAD THANK YOU CLUB
>>2422298
>These jobbers are going to beat the Good Brothers.
Sad!
Just started watching. How shit has it been?
Enzo does the eyes open "I'm dead" sell way too often
>>2422260
cringe
Welp Good brother losing the titles
>bash a guy off the top rope with a ladder
>laughter
jesus fuck i miss JR. wtf is this shit?
>>2422300
some would say he's crazy. I say Genius
>Enzo always made to look the fool in these situations
They gonna split him and Cass but the question is when?
We talkin about practice
WIGGERS BTFO
>>2422287
>BADABOOM THE COMPANY'S DOOMED
Chuckled. Have a (You).
>>2422314
Unbelievably shit. This is the most pathetic go home show for mania I have ever seen.
>>2422297
discord?
I thought it was Irish heritage month?
>>2422320
Byron and Corey need to go along with Otunga and PhacePhucker
>>2422317
it's for fucking insomnia, phil. relax
maya angalu never wrestled wtf.
>>2422172
You have never seen a real tit in your life have you
>>2422238
so much effort to post such retarded copypasta and then sit patiently waiting for people to tell you you're cool
nice work, dope
>>2422347
Nope. Irish heritage is white supremacy and must not be allowed.
>Mia Angalo?
Why was he saying her name like that?
Ladder match confirmed
>YOU SUCK
I miss him bros
>>2422185
Fuck you man.
BASED YEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEE!!!!!!