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Based for a cuck

>>2521335
Name a better heel promo.

Pro-tip: you literally can't.

so much mic time but no dimes

1: not sure how to view
2: I'm racist and always feel like the Japanese are up to something
3: They seem to lose all their talent to WWE according to this board so I might as well just wait and see.

>>2521316
1.try googling njpw?
2. cool, you can enjoy Japanese kicking each other to death.
3. They won't be loosing the top talent. Nakamura went cause he was bored, wanted more money, wanted to test himself or wanted to get over in US and come back to NJPW after that.

>>2521308
>They hurt each other for real
So do prison inmates. Should I just stop watching pro wrestling and go to jail so I can watch people kill each other?

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>>2521306
I am

Shane Mcmahon

>>2521309
>fpbp

AJ, Cena, Orton, Nak

They'll probably get Dean back tomorrow cause he's wacky, Dog Ziggler, Rusev will probably head over. Probably Sami

Luke is still there, you know what that means

>>2521267
Where?

Post it.

>>2521287
Here, the internet,the information super highway.
>>2521296
No

Me

I didn't hear it but whoever did it is based
Can't Hinder the Jinder
Can't Screw the Drew
Can't Sheathe the Heath

#3mb forever

Twas finna me. Sorry for following ya pinhead

>>2521186
>New Day
No
>Paige
NO
>Golden Truth
DELETE THIS

>This just in from Meltzer
What happened to that AJ trade, Dave? You fucking hack.

>>2521219
Fuck off I'm fine with Golden Truth coming over

What's a RATARD?

>>2521104
Do I have to SP-SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?

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>tfw we wont actually get a Ramen vs Undertaker backyard wrestling match

I JUST WANT TO NOW WHOSE YARD IT IS DAMMIT

>>2521066
GOAT

>>2521066
stop trying to make jimmy ocean happen

I mean, they cut that together with pre-recorded stuff that showed a hydraulic pump lifting the thing up.

But yes, Strowman is way way stronger than Roman.

>>2521025
If you look at the video of the ambush on youtube go to when Braun shuts the side door and you can see Roman getting out and running.

>>2521025

Lel, Taker looks like a lobster

who cares

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Based JBL gonna lather his succulent black posterior every tuesday before they go on the air

>>2521002
Otugna isn't gona take jbls shit
He's gona punch him right in the mouth

>>2520964
>PRAISE BE TO THE EMPTY INCANDESCENT CROWDS

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Really charges my neurons

>Raw stuck with Record Low Romo, Jasethy, and Deanetty

Raw houseshows BTFO

It depends on who writes one of his fake shoots on here. The Jesus and Samson shit was hilarious.

/ourguy/

>>2520902
he's too /reddit/
russo is our guy

>>2520796
I wanted him to come at full speed and crash a truck against the ambulance carrying Roman. That would have been pretty cool to watch.

>>2520896
I wanted footage of him dipping a fucking knife into a portapotty outside an AIDS clinic, breaking into Romans hospital room and stabbing him profusely with it.

>>2520913
I wanted to see him crack open Romans skull with a ballpin hammer and then serve his brains as a delicacy to a couple of American tourists

>>2520750
I'm sure asuka is a nice old lady.

>>2520750
You do know Bliss is just cannon fodder for Bayley?.....right?
She won't come close to holding the Raw women's title. Not with fucking Charlotte on Raw still.

>>2520766
Charlotte is leaving. She jobbed to snax.

>>2520727
*Chants because I'm a fucking tard

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>>2520736
You don't like when the crowd chants ho lee shit after every bump?

"THIS IS AWESOME" *clap clap clap clap clap*