not one dime
HAHAHAH
*inhales*
HAHAHAH
Reminder that the manlet who stated "never drew a dime" eventually killed himself in shame.
>>2514109
No he didn't. He's alive and well
>>2514113
http://www.cagesideseats.com/2012/10/22/3536446/mike-graham-tragedy-commits-suicide-like-father-and-son-before-him
So my dad gave me some money so I used it with what I had with this
how do you rate my purchase, /asp/?
Oh wow I've never seen this tired and lame joke before
>>2514080
Your dad would be proud
>belt extender
Flop
Bomb
Failure
>What Is: OP's attempts at having sex?
Why has she refused to do a sit up?
>>2514104
Doesn't know how and is delusional enough to think her flab will be tolerated in USA
AJ Styles to Ram where he will reunite with the club and be fed to Roman. In return Smackdown gets Seth Rollins
Becky Lynch traded to Ram for Sasha Banks. Charlotte and Alexa Bliss will switch places
American Beta will be traded for the New Gay
Sami Zayn for Kalisto
Nice fanfiction
>>2514065
Also some NXT call ups
>Jasethy
>Smackdown
(lol
*stares autisticly*
*beats up fat homosexual*
>>2514060
>*Intimidates locker room closetcase*
>autisticly
State of OP
>be 2 Cold Scorpio
>1994 is your greatest year
>become relevant because ECW knew how to fucking book you into an actual realistic non-cringeworthy character unlike in WCW
>have the best years of your career there
>reach 1996
>contract down syndrome and sign with the WWF
>R.I.P carreer
What did 2 Cold Scorpio mean by this?
$$$
You mean this wasn't a good career move?
>>2514012
I remember being so hyped for his wwf debut and then when it happened, I just felt such sadness. He was a bad ass in ecw and the for damn wwf machine ruined him quickly and then he just hung around and jobbed for awhile.
He had a wcw run following it if I remember right and hat didn't last long either I think.
Great wrestler and could,of made Vince money but he was unfortunately booked badly from the get go.
>Gaytch unironically billed this shitter as the hottest free agent in the world
>''The greatest competitor ever signed to NXT''
This is the same man that will one day run the company. WWE is fucked
>>2513981
HOLY FUCKING YUM
>Triple H fuming because he couldn't get AJ Styles to be one of his cocksuckers from nxt
>>2513981
Im finna bust a nut to Asuka's thicc delicious thighs
ITT: we post fat peices of shit who won't even take their shirt off.
>>2513952
>>2513952
DELETE
ITT: Based manlets
sorry bub, big mans game
>>2513920
PACKAGE
A
C
K
A
G
E
>>2513910
tfw you will never smoke a refer with Brian Kendrick and talk about conspiracy theories, wrestling stories and life in general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP52BJ2lKNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iJCuMAOnio
>According to multiple people (including Pul Heyman), Cena is the biggest draw of all time for the E
>Merch sales have stayed at the top for over a decade
>Has been going for more than a decade (Rock and Austin were at the top for like 4 years)
>Damn good in the ring
>Incredible on the mic
>Has massive mainstream appeal
Is Vince fucked when he decides he's done for good?
Losing 3 million fans says otherwise. He lowered it to the shit level it is now. If that's not an anti-draw, I don't know what is.
>>2513907
Can hardly blame that on him. Wrestling as a whole became unpopular. When he's off, ratings dipped dangerously low.
>>2513903
>on top for 10 years
>respected and liked for a year and a half at most
All it took was WWE to give-in and give us what we thought we wanted (indie stars, young stars) for us to realize they all fucking suck compared to John. In fifteen years all the stories about backstage politicking will be out and everybody will ''hate'' him like they ''hated'' Hogan, but for now, we miss you John, come back soon!
>Buried DDP
>Demanded to win the world title when he didn't need it
>Refused to lose to Bray Wyatt
>Refused to lose to Shane
>only put over Lesnar and Reigns, 2 guys who either didn't need it or didn't deserve it
Fuck Mark
>>2513823
>smiles at you
>>2513823
If you thought Roman didn't need the win but Shane McMahon did, you're the most delusional person on the planet.
>>2513823
>Threatened to beat up an injured HBK who was on the brink of retirement
He's tough, eh?
would he have been better than kurt angle? Kurt just doesn't seem like the right man for the job
>>2513805
Nah, he was perfect for that era, but now it would just feel like back when he was the ECW GM. If he can't book a heel to go "One-on-One Wit Da Undatakah" then I don't wanna see him at all.
Get Cuck Angle off my TV and get Based Vinny Ru as GM
What's her endgame?
To have not just one general but two, maybe three? I don't know, there's no limits for Becky
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* Raw is Bex!
To drag herself out of Jannetty status.
I legit freaked out when this happened to her live on Smackdown.
>>2513789
They should have saved this for a big ppv match up or when having someone lose their shit and go heel beating her half to death
>>2513789
Apparently she's double-jointed
>>2513789
me too i thought she legit hurt herself
I just won a custody court case against my bitch of an ex wife. As I left the courtroom I Jeff Jarrett strutted down the aisle as her family boo'd and called me to the dirt. I thought it was based.
"Fuck you Jeff, you were never over." - New Jack
>>2513776
kek
>>2513776
>implying double j walk in court is as good as razor walk