Reminder that he would've been GOAT if they had handled his push correctly
>Instead of putting him in the Punk match at HIAC 2012 just to lose, should've kept him away from the WWE title picture entirely, and probably have him be the WHC and squashing everybody
>Title unification match should've been Cena vs Ryback, with Ryback going over and being the guy that the authority actively tried to sabotage
>DBry would never kill wrestling at Mania 30, Ryback instead would've beaten Undertaker for the streak and be cemented as the GOAT
>DBry would never kill wrestling at Mania 30, Ryback instead would've beaten Undertaker for the streak and be cemented as the GOAT
Whew, for a second I thought you were serious.
>>2521948
>making your bait obvious half way through the second line
you couldn't help yourself, could you?
Ya know, he did eventually get over_ but naw, deep down, we never wanted Taker to lose to anyone. Honestly, Cena should have been the one and only, in a deserving sense.
Morever, Ryback picked up steam with those pre show stoppers. I would have forgiven the awful beginning of his career, but now he's a cry baby- don't got time for that shit.
On the Cornette Experience, Corny talked about how good the Revival were. Do you think they need a heel manager to complete their package? Would Corny himself be the GOAT manager for them?
I've thought about this before and Corny would literally be perfect with them. Problem is I don't think WWE would be comfortable giving him a live mic every week because, you know, he could say fuck it and just start shooting at any moment.
>>2521944
he already said that he doesn't finna act the same way in real life as he does on his podcast
>>2521944
Corny whether you love him or hate him is a professional. When it's his neck on the line he doesn't give a shit, when it's one of the boys necks on the line that he does give a shit about he wont fuck it up for them.
He's been like this ever since he started and he's always been autistically obsessed with wrestling to the point of trying to murder people since he started.
Is this guy the biggest Weeb on planet Earth?
If he was alive during WW2 he would be shot for being a Japanese sympathizer
Yes. He unironically belives Asuka is the second best worker in WWE
>>2521855
Not his fault. He rates matches based on in-ring quality, something that WWE as a company rarely has and doesn't seem to care much about. To the nips it's everything. It's natural NJPW would get so many top ratings.
>>2521863
Eh, he gives like every WWE PPV main event 4+ stars as well though. He sucked Edge's dick for years.
How do you watch raw and smackdown after its aired?
I want to start watching wwe casually again but I am an adult and have stuff to do.
Nobody actually watches it, brother.
>>2521753
on youtube like a normal would
>>2521753
the only way to watch wrestling is as its airing so you can shit post with everyone. watching it later is pointless. just watch the youtube clips if you must
>No Deanetty
>No Shieldetties
>No le spoopy swamp man cringefest
>No jobber Hawkins
>No token smiling flippy black man
>No lucha thing
>AJ stays
>Getting based fatass
>Getting Charlotte
>Getting Zayn
RAWTISTS ETERNALLY BTFO
Joe is the superior based fatass
>bragging about losing the hottest girl on the roster for tranny ric flair
>>2521667
>hottest girl on the roster
But that's Emma
Why isn't he over?
>>2521595
Why would he? guys a even borne clone
>>2521595
Hey I liked air boom
>>2521595
Because even the nu-male cucks of today's audience find him cringeworthy.
>Kairi Hojo signed to WWE last month
She's gonna be the one to beat Asuka isn't she?
Asuka will be gone by the time Kairi shows up
>>2521583
When do you think she'll show up?
>>2521573
No, Ember will. Then Nikki will beat Ember and Kairi will beat Nikki
When did professional wrestling become about fucking gymnastics? When did the art of it being a fucking real fight then into who could do the coolest fucking gymnastic moves? Since when does that equal being fucking tough?
I feel like guys today, 1: they don't fucking work out. They don't look the fucking part and they think that they can fucking go do a bunch of twirly bird fucking dives and they're a good fucking wrestler. I got news for you, that doesn't make you a good fucking wrestler. And it doesn't make you fucking tough. Try that shit in a real fight any day and see how far that gets you.
>pro wresting
>real fucking fight
Your childhood hero wasn't a legit shooter either OP. Sorry.
I don't fucking know to fucking be honest with fucking you. Fucking
>>2521569
its because of fucking video games and fucking movies where every fucking person now flips around and shit and is a master in martial arts
>According to her book, AJ lived with Cena during the Ziggler gimmick
>You just know they did
>Would have been weeks before her and Punk got together
Holy shit, based BMJ cucked Phil
Really don't care.
>>2521536
>Would have been weeks before her and Punk got together
>Holy shit, based BMJ cucked Phil
You just contradicted yourself.
>>2521543
>Implying the word cuck means what it's supposed to mean anymore
Recently i stumbled apon this.
What is /asp/'s opinion on this.
Does it draw dimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvWjy07sG6E
>>2521462
Ever watch Mister Pogo?
https://youtu.be/-WJFgR2h6Yk
Hell yeah it draws dimes. Look up Jun Kasai.
>>2521462
Deathmatch shit is so dumb. Wrestling is theatrics, so these guys are rubbing what looks like preschool scissors from afar and putting tiny slabs of metal in eachother's faces for little visual impact and a shit load of pain. The reason the table is so fucking over is because it looks cool visually, and it's still safe for the wrestlers. DMs look a lot better in video than in person, so that's probably why they frequently struggle to sell out garage-sized gyms
>2009-14
WAHHH why arent they making new stars its time to replace Cena
>2015-present
WAHHH WHY ARE THEY WORKING SO HARD TO BASE EVERYTHIGN AROUND ROMAN REIGNS FUCK THIS COMPANYYYY!!!!!
Fuck off.
>>2521460
Reigns wasn't what the fans wanted though.
They had their chance with Punk and Bryan and they blew it.
>>2521465
WWE at fault for Punk, but it wasn't there fault D-Bry was made of glass
>why are people complaining about replacing Cena with Cena Lite?
>its a Dave "cuck" Meltzer gets every one of his """"""rumors"""""""" wrong episode
When can we finally kill of this retard and make him forever irrelevant?
>>2521441
Which ones did he say?
>>2521441
He's just become a good guesser
Even I got more correct than he did this time though
>AJ going to raw
>Roman going to smack down
>literally didnt predict any other trade
Deepest lore
>Le edgy Honky Tonk Man
when you see it....
>>2521432
Drift away
Fucking board banner matches
Why do people care about flippy shit being unrealistic and improbable in a "sport" where Irish whips are a thing, no one bleeds from punches they don't block and people regularly break out of rear naked chokes?
Wrestling is theater. Your move power level has always been determined by overness and crowd reaction. The Rock's elbow drop started finishing matches when the fans reacted. Fans react to flips because they are impressive and therefore those moves are kayfabe powerful
Honestly it's just people shitposting. Everyone likes flippy shit.
I don't really see people getting mad over floppy shit unless it's just shitposting. It's mostly no-selling that people get mad about. Like flippy spots where they'll just keep trading big moves and getting up over and over
>>2521336
They're mad their favourites can't do them.