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BASED BIG SOCKS WORKING THE SMARKS

>>2522752
KEK

I would use them to wank with.

>Most protected finisher
(lol

The spear and curb stomp were far more protected than Deanetty's finisher.

>>2522743
When was the last time someone kicked out of DD?

Someone post the pasta

I'm sure KO.

He's a fat fuck but he was trained by the Hart's who are notoriously brutal and he did plenty of retarded indie shows where he took massive bumps and probably got concussed and broke bones and got color and carried on. Reigns has probably never been in a shoot fight in his life, has been coddled and protected by WWE his whole career and all of his muscles are for show.

Roman can't lift Sheamus.

Fatty lifted Henry.

>>2522736
Definitely Kevin

fake and gay

Nice source fag

why would you name your son Joe if you're samoan?

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>>2522627

>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow
>Womanlet
>Weak
>Uses roids to compensate
>Injury prone
>Killed her own title reign before a single defense
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Alexa's A+

>>2522627
"I can't wait to eat Charlotte's ass when she gets to Smackdown tonight"

I love that these faggots think Vince gives a shit if the audience turns their back on the show after they already bought a ticket. If they really cared that much, they could just keep their money.

We had this thread yesterday

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"Boycott"

>>2522372
Cumrag

>>2522382
Please be respectful

>>2522386
kys

>>2522368
But I work at the performance center...

Don't put weightlifting on the same level as martial arts. Weightlifting is pampered sissy shit with no real life application. It is for pussies who are afraid to fight. Truly the nu-male's hobby.

>>2522448

I think you meant to say crossfit. Now THAT is a nu-male hobby

>>2522367

because muh Womyn's Revolution™

Literally who?

Why isn't on tv anymore?

>>2522320
>wasting that based but super risky moonsault to the outside spot on a throwaway raw match
pretty dumb by charlotte desu

I really hate the current trend of calling up NXT superstars way too early.

>that fucking landing on her neck

That could've been disastrous, my goodness.
>that moonsault "catch"
Nia, you're huge. You seriously can't catch skinny tall Charlotte?

Awful. Just stop using her.

>>2522315
By filling /asp/ with their posts.

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>>2522315
Kevin Owens could fit sideways between those pecs

>>2522315
But 90% of /asp/ is fat

>>2522252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF4dmFoXjd8

>>2522255
>that body

so literally anybody in the UK can wrestle for WAW?

what is your excuse /asp/?

>>2522252
>>2522255
Cunny Smasher and Mitchell Star Gorleston Gropers tag teamup when?

This thread is about to be filled with faggots who will refuse to give Cole his props when it's due, and who probably never even heard his decent play-by-play back in those days so they stick with the "Cole has always been shit" meme

Heyman took the most unlikely, inexperienced commentary duo ever and made them sound like a million bucks together

Anytime I wanna prove to anybody that Cole used to call the moves and actually have passion in his voice, I post Rock vs. Brock from Summerslam 2002 because Heyman was the one who actually stood up to Vince to have them call that match, instead of JR and Lawler. Plus it shows that Cole and Tazz weren't all just post-production commentary like some people like to pretend that they were. Heyman had faith in his boys, and for good reason.....he taught them well

Too bad Vince undid all his work in Cole when Cole was brought to Raw.....

According to Taz the WWE offered him an announcer job on Raw but he declined since he had shit health and doesn't want the travel anymore.

They really were. Cole has had all the enthusiasm beaten out of over the years.

>>2522014
I appreciated the idea behind it, I thought it was something unique and probably would've went over a little better if the match wasn't garbage and the feud made any sense at all.

>>2522024
>if the feud made sense
what was there that didnt make sense? he couldnt beat the wyatts so he joined them. and when the time was right he screwed them! and also i think he said something else in addition to that who cares it was retarded.

>>2522046
>admits something was retarded
>says it makes sense to him

How very telling.

Kanyon Kutters!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64_Ne-k6WX0

The only promotion to bring you The YeTAY and based Kanyon. Who betta than WCW?!

Also for the record Yeti was Horace Hogan on stilts lmao.