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BKOSSWTAS

I'll miss Dean, but aside from him, Smackdown lost no one relevant, so it's still the A-Show.

BKOSSWTAS

Shinskue can't talk
>Smackdown top face
Roman can't talk
>Raw top face
Really gets the noggin jogging

It doesn't matter.

what's a gestalt?

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>>2523108

how do you from wwe to Paige's family promotion? what went so wrong with him?

>We are about to enter a timeline where WWE rejects go to WAW instead of TNA
Based

>>2523118
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUd35rQAKmI

Bret only looked good because he was surrounded by shit for most of his career.

>>2523072
The "I Quit" match with Bob Backlund and Roddy Piper as referee.

I want, no, NEED this man to wrap those thigh around my head as I preform fellatio

I would suck his cock and leave it in my ass and mouth for a week.

>>2523054
IM NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

>>2522999
>Knight
Is that Paige's kid brother?

>>2522999
is he supposed to be a lucha or something?

>>2523024
He is a young lad who is possessed by an egyptian god that for some reason wears a lucha / puroresu mask.

An athletic muslim Larry David

Beating Miz until he's credible enough to be fed to Strowman again.

Happy car racer.

>WWE is a meritocracy
jej Enjoy jobbing to Braun Strowman's personal jobber, Mike.

>>2522948
because he's a midcarder for life

He needs a new finisher. Finale is a cumbersome clumsy slow unpainful looking 0/10

>Actually looking forward to getting buried by an old has been
That's the problem with this generation of wrestlers, no ambition, no sense of self-preservation. Austin himself would have never accepted taking a Leg Drop from Hogan in his heyday.

>>2522905
You obviously don't know much about the man taking the bump. You chose your example to cry poorly

>>2522905
They're not even in a match and it looks like a house show. Get off your high horse or go make a seething thread

I have watched ONE(1) match of Nakamura but he is the only newcomer to WWE since Brock that i am ok with getting the title or main event-status ASAP.

He has "it".

"Shinsuke" is pronounced "Shin-shook".

>>2522867
I've been to all kinds of wrestling shows over the years, from local outlaw mudshows all the way up to Wrestlemania.
Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.

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>>2522795
You were lied to.

Im mad they didn't take orton. Smackdown would have been perfect then.

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>>2522795
>No Cena
>open the show with Cena's theme song

>stiffing
That a textbook jobber thing to do, venting his frustration on a poor euro queer

>>2522786
Can Jinder shit in a toiler though?

>>2522786
Based Hardbody Mahal working the obese manlet-lover smarks

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Brie was the better Bella
>better heel
>better face
>better wrestler
>better draw
>better merch seller
>better relevance
>better run
>main evented before the horsewomen
>every Total Diva episode feature Brie had the highest ratings
>didn't have to resort to her wedding proposal being a fucking WWE storyline

>>2522781

GOAT at picking her plastic surgeon.

That would be based if it was true.

>>2522759
Source?

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Morticarder never drew a dime.

>>2522757
Drew more dimes than undercarter

>>2522757
Someone make a KO WAW pic, he would fit right in.