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What is her appeal
Seriously I don't get it

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Why would Punk marry someone that looks like this? Seriously.....

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>Signs as RAW GM
>Deports Kevin Owens
>Deports Sami Zayn
>Deports Jinder Mahal
>Deports Rusev and Lana
>Deports Sin Cara
HOLY SHIT

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>Last week: 2.8
>This week: 3.1

>RAM ratings go down and /smack/ ratings up in the same week

WE JUST CANT STOP WINNING LADS

http://www.showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-top-150-tuesday-cable-originals-network-finals-4-11-2017.html

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>works /asp/
>works tumble
>works plebbit
>worked Austinetty so hard his shitty podcast got canned
>married a loyal 8.5/10 at
>used to be poor but now rich as fuck
>5th highest paid man in the company
>over as fuck and doesn't put in any effort
>safe, slow-paced style will give him a long and healthy career
>most popular member of the Shield
>destroyed Cena on the mic
>Vince McMahon's favorite wrestler

Holy fuck BASED, how do I become like Deano?

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>bringing him just to reunite shield
state of the wwe creative

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What do you guys do to pass the time when jbl stuffs you in one of these? I use have a Gameboy color but the other day Layfield saw it sticking out of my back pocket while he was pushing me in my locker, and swiped it from me, I yelled give that back Im bi-- ( I was trying to say bi polar) but jbl cut me off yelling clothesline from hell!!! Yea bi-boy haha! And he smashed me in the face breaking my Gameboy and my nose. I wanna switch schools like maybe go to raw or something Idk.

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u mad, /asp/?

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How long until the WWE just gives up on Finn cause he can't stop getting injured?

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>NXT gimmick is that he's some hipster douch pretending to be a drifter
>Raw actually takes his gimmick seriously and tries to book him like a real drifter

The ram booking comitee is retarded.

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Anon, you do realize that he is the next Undertaker tight ?

>Not Brayy lmao
>Not Norman lames
>not any of the wyaettys

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Is this perhaps one of the more realistic moves in pro wrestling history?

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Jesus fucking Christ she is absolutely stunning. She looked incredible last night just like every other night. Literally just looking at her makes me smile and feel happy inside - it's truly an incredible feeling. Very few people on this earth makes me feel like she does she's just so fucking cute I'm smiling just thinks my about her.
Why isn't she champ? She is clearly the most over woman on the smack down roster with great in ring abilities and she is great on the mic.
(Also post beckies pls)

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Randy Orton is boring and this title run is really lackluster thus far. One of Randy's last interesting angles is when he retired Cody Rhodes and Goldust in back to back weeks on RAW when he was running with Triple H. His match with Goldust had really high drama and was a great back and forth match, probably a 4 star gem. It's time to honor Dusty the right way and time to give Goldust his lifetime achievement title run.

Back when Goldust first popped onto the scene his character was the most psychologically provocative character in the business. He has good wrestling talent so the combination of his character playing mind games with his opponents and his wrestling ability made pretty much all of his feuds the most must watch feuds at the time.

Randy can play the psychological game in a realm in which he's comfortable like the dark world of Bray Wyatt. But what about where he's not comfortable? The overtly sexual Goldust. It reminds me of the Razor Ramon and Goldust feud.

Goldust should come to Smackdown, go full wig and makeup and bizarre one gimmick and take the belt off of Randy Orton.

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What does /asp/ think about Seth's new jumping knee strike finisher?

https://youtu.be/bydV4JZvWfI?t=480
(8 mins if the link doesn't work)