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How long did he wrestle in 2016? I bet it couldn't be over an hour in-ring.

What's he supposed to do tell Vince to work him more dates and pay him less so the other guys don't get their feelings hurt?

>>2530032
I'd be interested to know if Lesnar is actually worth that much. From what I've seen, shows don't really tend to do that much better when he's booked. Vince is literally just laying Lesnar$12mil a year so he can eventually job him out to Reigns.

>>2529842
I came here during the whole Bryan thing

>>2529842
Greetings from Punjab.

I hope you remember the vicious Sex War I led against the GLT Warriors. It was just what had to be done to save the board.

-B.T.

>>2529842
More important question is how many of ya finna be here when Deanchad returns to save /asp/ and to start a new golden era?

>#28 on trending
holy shit she's gonna get sent back to the shadow realm isn't she? Ember when?

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>obsessed with views and social media
(you)

>>2529784
Why does Vince like her? She's fat (not the powerhouse that make her out to be), can't wrestle and has about as much charisma as a wet fart. She doesn't even fit the Vince diva mould. Not sure why they are investing so much in her

>burgers allow themselves to be sexually assaulted every time they fly, all in the name of muh safety
Kek

>>2529654
>yuorcucks allow themselves to be ran over by mudslimes every time they step outside, all in the name of muh diversity
kek

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>>2529648
Lucky fuck. Just think, some one was paid to grope that fine Tennessee ass.

>>2529584
He's jobbed for so long he can't possibly seen as a credible main eventer ever again

>>2529584
Nakamura is the second biggest face of SDL. Having a feud with him probably the best thing that could happen to Ziggler.

>>2529584
He stood out at a time where the in-ring product/talent pool was overall god awful (guest celeb hosts, anonynous gm, etc).

He's actually really good even today, and he manages to get good reactions at house shows. Plus you always see a surprising number of people in the crowd wearing his merch even these days

Him and Kofi Kingston are both still based in my book

Didn't they just got separated because of the shakeup? poor dean gonna get cucked

>>2529448
They still all tour together. If you look at the event schedule the cities they perform in pretty much always follow a path. Vince would never pay for two seperate crews to move the set, ring etc, catering, medical staff, camera crews

Her baby will be named Joe Jr.

Let's say you worked raw, smackdown, and the live show circuit and had to do a chair to the head spot. That's 4 head shots per week.

>>2529427
>taking 4 chairshots to the head a week
>taking chairshots to the head on house shows

Anybody who agrees to that doesn't need to worry about brain damage.

>>2529447
You get fired if you don't agree to WWE's shitty unsafe working all year round.

Hopefully future endeavoured soon so he can go back to CMLL and have actual successful career

>>2529408
He had to go back.

>>2529426

fucking, this

/thread

Hope he finds success.

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they have (((donors)))

>turning around when strippers show up
your mom thinks ur gay.

based mummy working the weakling son

>>2529304
So what if I'm gay? I wouldn't want to watch men stripping and degrading them selves either

DDP Yoga

Cryin' Ryan's Whey-to-fuck-up-your-career Powder.

GFW

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>>2529222
shit that cripples little bitches like Finn Balor

meme buzzword invented by inoki to sell tickets

It's supposed to be as close to a shoot as possible without actually being a shoot. Inokiism is the true strong style.

Most take after kings road style.

Based jinder

why the fuck did they even retire it.
they could've just called it the universal heavyweight championship.
the wwe belt is really fucking ugly.
people are retarded if they think it's an upgrade from the spinner belt. atleast when they took off the thing that made it spin, it looked even better. the belt they have now is an eyesore.

>>2529173
Of course Randall retired it. 400 dollars on the WWE shop btw. Fuck right off

>>2529187
merchandise era, gotta have something that appeals to kids

One is a fat, drunk, drug-addicted wife abusing pedophile with a retarded gimmick, and the other is King fucking Kendo.

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>>2529172
Long live King Kendo!

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The king in the North!

>>2529086
When's he going to have a match? Is he seriously just gate crashing at this point

I cringed when he attempted to speak and had to turn off the show

>>2529086
Of course he is, the ability to draw dimes transfers across any promotion

>>2529113
BKOSSWTAS