>(to Ryback) ...you would be a good fit in New Japan. Based on people that were successful there in the past, like Baldo (Albert). From what I understand, he's the most successful gaijin that ever went over there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b06oeFO9zI
this Ryback podcast has to be one huge work
'member when based cleaner ribbed rybitch on live PPV?
>the next member of the bullet club is a moooonsterrr, oh yeah, and he is RYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyy- i can't do this, i can't announce it
To be fair NJPW does a lot of 6 and 8 man tag matches which are the only type of matches Ryback can put on without the crowd falling asleep
>>2533242
I like it when Pat Buck sits quietly waiting for Ryback to stop chuckling insincerely at his own jokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V07U0nHnQI8
Unironically not completly garbage awful on the mic, could easily get promos ala Undertaker or Brock Lesnar where he says 5-10 words that make him sound cool or badass and he is good to go.
Brock has Heyman talk for him. But I agree, Nakamura is a spectacle and doesn't need promos to get his point across.
They should let him cut the longest most incoherent promos and cut to bewildered audience members. over as fuck
>>2533191
People that think he needs a manager are so wrong.
Asuka on the other hand is a legit trainwreck. She does
So, Oney Lorcan will start to be taken serious or will continue jobbing? This fucker looks like an asylum patient, not like Deannety tumblr shit.
Watching his match with Drew right now, motherfucker can make ANYONE look like a million dollars.
>>2533097
Based.
based big biff putting over the less experienced talent
Have a five star match
You first.
You first
>>2533033
You first Haitch
You fucking first
lol imagine being this edgy
>>2532940
ripping off UFC and their champ McGregor
Don't have to imagine, already am.
>>2532940
I like Tommy End but they've fucking ruined him already
Talk about your favorite Haystacks Calhoun moments here.
Since when was Triphammer a wrestler?
I like when he fought Shortstacks Calhoun
my dad met him when setting up the rings in the uk
Why the fuck are these two manlets allowed to compete on the main roster? Are we supposed to pretend they don't belong in the 205 division with all the other horizontally challenged men?
This is the result of fat neckbeards and casual normies who started to watch wrestling and liked the 'average' looking wrestlers because it was more relate-able to be a loser.
Let's not pretend that wrestling was not always meant to be a carny inspired attraction with larger than life steroided up giants to put on a show instead of these midgets running around and doing flippy shit
Cringe
>>2532856
If you don't like normies currupting your fake sports, maybe pro wrestling isn't right for you, anon.
>>2532856
wew, Finlet is actually taller than AJ. I didn't realize.
>Big dick Ric telling fatasses to hit the weights
They refused service because they knew he had no dime to pay
>>2532853
Ha!
>>2532842
Asuka is a bartender on the side? Huh
ITT: Post your top five favorite current full-time wrestlers, and rate others.
>>2532821
>doesn't list his own
My top five form the WAW Midas Stable
>>2532821
Full time wrestler is just a euphemism for literal WWE property. Ric Flair was a full time wrestler of 1 hour matches every week but he didn't literally sell his name like Cenetty did.
Usos are also a perfect example of this, literal dancing tribesmen who don't deserve to roll with the Big Dog, in fact it's about time Roman became a glorious part-timer.
>Nakamura can't cut a promo
this was pretty good, he is already better than most of the women
>>2532769
>he is already better than most of the women
that's not saying much
Why does he have to wear a gumshield for his promos? Hard enough to understand him, as is.
>>2532775
Its a mouth guard to protect his teeth or hiding his bad teeth
Is it time for the Legend Killer to come back?
Orton is boring and there's loads of guys that need to be put out of their misery like Big Show, R Truth, Goldust, HHH, Mark Henry, Kane and Chris Jericho so why not bring back the Legend Killer?
>R Truth
They missed a perfect chance to bring back Legend Killer Randy during Stings Revival. It made perfect sense. STING was one of the only active legends Randy hasn't faced and you could have an extremely unhinged fued between the two.
>>2532686
orton himself needs to be put out of his misery
General for the greatest wrestler ever Sami Zayn
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Zip it pea-brain
Meltzer is right, Sami is a better FOTC and more charismatic than Boreman Lames. Many young people (especially Muslim kids) look up to him as a role model. I just don't get why Vince doesn't give him a push.
>Roman dies in hospital from Braun's injuries
>Spirit of Undertaker takes over Roman's body
>Roman returns as the new Undertaker
y/n
y
so boring big dog finally becomes the undercarder while roman fags retract all old hate as they praise said undercarder... lovely
>>2532597
This would be the darkest shit ever
Im imagining cole reporting that roman has died and then the gong hits and roman comes out whereing the undertakers coat and hat
Imagine that you are a wwe wrestler
Which song is your entrance song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>>2532510
first post, best post
Some generic pile of shit written by CFOS
UK title run when?
>Vince: "Roman, my boy, i have a favor to ask you, tonight, you are gonna put our newest talent Malky over. But not only that, you need to make him look strong."
Pffft. Post-Brexit he'll be going for the Scottish Title
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