How do you feel about Lizards?
>socially awkward friendless girl getting into awkward situations
>insane lesbian hanging out with 10 different girls
I love you.
Satella probably peeps on Subaru every time he takes a bath because she's such a naughty girl.
Oh, I can just imagine her saying "Subaru (naturally, she's on a first name basis), did your thing get longer today?" or "Subaru, it seems that your right testicle is hanging lower than your left one today, you bad boy." Just think how things would turn out when they actually do meet: Being the all-powerful, time manipulating witch of Envy, she'd probably abuse her time-stopping abilities just to have her way with him. She would unleash centuries’ worth of sexual frustration on Subaru, perhaps more than every single beta harem protagonist combined. And she won't stop for even a nanosecond, even if her pussy gets completely destroyed – Of course, only by her doing.
Just imagine what she would demand out of him when it's time for Subaru's turn. Or maybe, the poor thing won't even get his turn until a millennium had passed. She'd probably heal her hymen just so her precious Subaru can always take away her “innocence” whenever they do have sex. With an obsession this deep, it was no surprise that she destroyed half the world before she was tamed by the sage, the sword saint and the dragon.
I could picture it already. "Why are you stepping on the same ground as Subaru? None of you insects are worthy of him." She wound say, before proceeding to mercilessly slaughter everyone. Don't even get me started when she actually does meet Emilia and Rem. She'd probably morph her own pussy to one that’s identical to theirs, if that's what Subaru wants. Or even better, she’d probably mind break Subaru until her own holes are the only ones he can and will ever possibly want. Of course, any filthy whore who ever tried to steal Subaru’s heart would definitely be subjected to a fate worse than death beforehand. Beyond the shadow of a doubt, Satella would be more than happy with milking out every last ounce of Subaru's affection and semen for the rest of her life.
Why does Re:Zero flip flops between light hearted fantasy and Dark Souls so much? What the fuck is this?
How is Subaru not going insane?
>If he survives, he still has to find the Witch Cult and kill Betelgeuse
This world is a fucking hell
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"Glotoun" isn't even a word. Did they mean "glutton"?
Why is post time skip Nico Robin so Moe.
Don't try to be a pretentious bastard.
I'm glad you tried your best with such an obvious mental handicap. Don't forget to applaud OP for being so courageous everyone.
When did you realize that hajime is perfection?
Let's bully Aqua!
>Rewrites the story
>Shits out pic related
When will the madness end?
Last thread was lewd. We must go lewder.