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Are there any /x/-themed videos you remember from the Internet's earlier days, that can't be found anywhere now?
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I personally don't have any, but I'm gonna bump because these are some of my favorite /x/ threads.
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I recall seeing a video where a man is in a house during the day and this transparent ghost girl is sitting there and he freaks out and starts running around screaming. This would've been about 2006 before people really started using Youtube. Unless of course it's a false memory of different videos mooshed together.
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>>19146172
I think I know he one youre talking about but its night and the ghost is of a little girl hes walking around either his house or a construction site,he peers around a corner and shes just standing in a corner then he just starts screaming
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I got nuummite.
Will i be fully undepersonalised soon?
The stuff about it says stuff abour magic but i dont give a crap about magic i just want physical grounding and positive emotional sensitivity plus lots of arousal.
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Bumpity
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WILL NUUMMITE FIX MY HEART CHAKRA?
ITS ALL FUCKED UP
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Bumply
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any time magick, spells, charms, demons to summon, rituals etc. to slow down or stop the progression of time for a while?
im asking for a friend
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>>19144639
bump bc possibly interested
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>>19144639
First you must have all the forbidden God cards. Then you must collect all 7 dragon balls to become the pokemon digimon.
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nigga your brain.
Meditate on it nigga. ask the akashic records. They say it's true.
The human brain can change its pace easily if you train it correctly ,visualization and dank shit. I recommend the tangerine-balancing exercise.
However, if you just mean perception of time, that's even easier. Use hypnosis or other psychological manipulation.
you can not, however, "stop" or "slow down" time. Time never stops (you can step out of time with REALLY MUCH effort tho), and to slow it down, you would need an other "time" attribute (the only time attribute is your perception and existence in time).
time is relative, nigga.
also, if that doesn't work, use sigil magick. self-crafted sigils are more trustworthy then demon cucks. Or try self-made non-kinky tulpas. still more trustworthy.
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Gimme you're spookiest shit bros. I'm high and drunk as fuck.
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>>19144444
how about those quints, blessed one?
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>>19144444
>adds up digits of post
>adds up to 4
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>>19144444
I, POSTER OF QUINTS, DEMANDS SPOOK STORIES
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Hey /x/
I was talking with a buddy of mine and he was telling me about this psychic he went to see, claiming she knew way too much about him without ever meeting the girl. He's bringing me to see her in a few days and I was just wondering what are some ways to tell if this person is genuine or not? Ive never been to a psychic before and I don't want to stay there long if she turns out to be a fraud? What are some things I can look for that psychics do?
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>>19144408
If they get paid for they are only going to tell you good things. If by chance she tells you bad things ot lends weight to her being genuine. Other then that, you'd have to be sensitive yourself pick up on her energy
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>>19144408
Do not finish her sentenses, try to not have facial reactions to shit she says. That way she can not read you.
Make sure your friend did not tell her things about you.
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>>19144408
Ask her how much change is in your pocket. Make sure there are only foreign coins on you before you go.
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1 understanding language
2 understanding feelings through empathy
3 understanding vibrations
4 understanding duality
5 understanding
How did I do
Maybe it's the other way around
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>>19144281
For me it's been exactly like this but going bottom to top.
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>>19144281
6655475
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Gimme something to write about, /x/.
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>>19144131
a homelesss guy who's about to eat a sandwich that he made from special ingredients that would have magically transformed him into the happiest guy ever but then a witch from another dimension (whom he didn't know was a witch from another dimension) was like, "that's a nice sandwich," and he was like "yes if you'd like i could share it with you" and then she was like "NO, BUT I WILL TAKE IT" and then she eats his sandwich and rapes him ever since and then all of her friends rape him too and then after years of enduring rape he starts to orgasm from the rape and wants to be a lady so he asks the witches to do that but then they see he is getting some pleasure so they hurt him more because the sandwich was delicious.
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>>19144166
Y'all need some Jesus.
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two eggs in a bowl
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Any stories on this fucker?
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>>19143986
I tried to get that fucker and his brothers to watch after my farm for a few days.
When I came back all my crops were dead and my animals were sick. I was forced to put down my livestock including my horse and had to sell my farm to some asshole in a buzzcut.
Left with nothing, I was a vagrant with my dog as my only companion until out of desperation I was forced to eat him too.
All in all, 10/10 would recommend.
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>>19143986
one time he raped my little brother
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Yeah, some faggot marketer wanted to sell a bunch of faggot elf dolls to thoughtless unoriginal mother's so they can traumatize their bastard children.
I blame the jews personally
Well this might sound crazy but asking to you, summoners or magicians or whatever. I've been lurking to /x/ summoning things. Already tried some of the solomon key but nothing but cold and weird feels. I'm asking about reading and triying to summon the weakest entity, trying to defeat it with holy things or unholy, idc. Could it be possible? Could you enslave one like the real Solomon did?
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>>19143945
They know better now, the most they'll do is enter into a contract with you, that's sort of enslavement, but not really, it's more so indentured servitude.
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>>19143945
Good luck. Most of the good grimoires are locked up in the vaticans secret archives or destroyed. The other guides are in very few peoples personal collections, and its not like they upload it so tumblr witches could do it too.
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I summoned a hard-on about 20 minutes ago
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Has anybody solved this yet?
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This came up recently so I was wondering if this has been solved yet?
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All I can say is be careful of the hounds.
>also fuck brutus
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What is this and where did it come from?
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>>19144932
Brutus the warden?
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What happened to me while I was falling asleep?
I was like between awake and asleep state, and I started feeling powerless, but I was still aware that I was about to fall asleep. I started to feel pain on my solar plexus and my groins, well my balls actually, really deep in my balls and there was this weird sound, like something was sucking something. It felt like something tried to latch on to me and something was drinking out of me, and not in a good way.
At this point I was close to fall asleep, and I was fighting to wake myself up. Anyone who ever felt sleep paralysis, it was like that, but I could wake myself after a while.
Has anyone had this? or do you know what it was?
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>>19143790
i've had a similar feeling to this.
the sucking sound, like a plunger.
I haven't had a peaceful night's sleep in a while. Now I'm too spooked.
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You encountered a succubus whilst astral projecting.
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Very weird thing happened a few years ago.
>Asleep
>Dream I'm in North Korea
>Escaping with a family
>See in a reflection I'm the oldest son
>Very detailed dream. Everyone spoke Korean and I could understand it.
>Can't in the waking world.
>During the escape, me and the daughter arrive at the embassy.
>Wake up.
>Few days later, browse random news.
>See same daughter and the boy I was in the dream.
>They recall the same details.
What happend?
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>>19143728
Go meet your Korean soul brother, anon. It must be done.
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You see the future dood
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>>19143728
Protip: you can't see your reflection in dreams. It would have been more believable if you left that part out.
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I took this one myself.
Notice anything?
I've been seeing many faces in the shadows, and even in the lamp.
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>>19143723
Look at christ with the cross on his chest
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>>19143723
I noticed you took this pic with a potato.
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Take your meds
Felt like i was abducted recently, cant tell for sure so im gonna leave my experience here for you guys to judge cause idek what to think anymore but shit is getting really strange around my house
>go to dads for weekend
>pretty chill, pull an all nighter on friday and stay up all day saturday
>go to bed around 10PM
>wake up to loud buzzing that sounds like its in my own head
>pass out i think
>wake up laying back down in a room on a metal table surrounded by lights
>bolt straight up and just sit there
>hear buzzing and think oh no
>hear extremely loud booming voice that just says "S O O N"
>pass out and wake up on my floor instead of my bed
recently ive been having really really weird ass dreams of really complicated geometric patterns, and dreams of huge nukes going off and the Apocalypse and aliens. keep in mind i dont dream often if ever but now the dreams are constant. did anything happen to me or am i just retarded?
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ur dads an alium d00d
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I'm glad you picked a picture that has something to do with /x/ and the subject of your thread instead of just picking whatever random shitty picture you have on your computer that was next to your 50 gig folder of all the dicks you've ever sucked.
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How do I know if I've been possessed VS. medication induced mania?
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>>19143507
Occam's Razor.
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>>19143518
"Occam's Principle of Limited Imagination."
>>19143507
IDK man, I doubt you are possessed though. Thats the least likely explanation for your mania.(Occam's Razor)
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>>19143507
discontinue possession while continuing to take meds
not changes
discontinue meds while continuing possession
note change
discontinue both
kys