Inspirtation

>>19144131
a homelesss guy who's about to eat a sandwich that he made from special ingredients that would have magically transformed him into the happiest guy ever but then a witch from another dimension (whom he didn't know was a witch from another dimension) was like, "that's a nice sandwich," and he was like "yes if you'd like i could share it with you" and then she was like "NO, BUT I WILL TAKE IT" and then she eats his sandwich and rapes him ever since and then all of her friends rape him too and then after years of enduring rape he starts to orgasm from the rape and wants to be a lady so he asks the witches to do that but then they see he is getting some pleasure so they hurt him more because the sandwich was delicious.

>>19144166
Y'all need some Jesus.

two eggs in a bowl

>>19144166
Don't each the broodwich my dude.

Grumple Chumpkins. a very bitter gnome who appears in your home and eats all your food. the only way to get rid of him is to beat the shit out of him.

the pranormal

A young man on acid realizes that Jesus was both the Son of God, and but was not the product of divine conception. He was a normal person who achieved a permanent state of divine realization like the Hindus had claimed was the sole purpose of human existence.

The Second Coming of Christ was not dependent upon the Anti-Christ, no, it was the realization that there was another Christ who was to be born.