what do i have to do prove to you that youre all crazy and that im the best
pic not related only one i got
>>19139446
Post ur nips bro
>>19139459
>>19139556
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojave_phone_booth
>>19139219
Septentrionalis et impetro lost. Ad meridianam atque ibi me invenies. Finis.
>>19139146
>>19139320
I'm heading to New Orleans in a few months for my best friend's bachelor party. That far enough south to find what's been lost, without trace, in eternity?
I'm willing to be moderately sober for an afternoon down there if this is my chance for glory.
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on these? How about a translation?
http://www.thehiddenrecords.com/metal-books-jordanian-codices-jordan-face-monument-succoth-decoded-israel-jacob-mars-succoth-stars-pleiades.php
>>19138943
I wish I could translate this.
hadn't heard of these before. cool. thanks OP
Israeli fag here. Looked up and could not find any Hebrew / ancient Hebrew to translate ..
In this video you can clearly see a UFO detach from a streetlight, do a victory roll, then help a car run over a slow but innocent pedestrian.
What do you think guys, genuine or doctored?
>>19138916
need more info, to me it looks like an angel pulled him away from the car. without info as to what happened afterward i can't say anything for sure.
>>19138916
looks fake. wheres the full video? why were they filming the exact spot it happened, dead center of the frame almost?
>>19138916
Yeah, I'm gonna call bullshit on this one.
Hey /x/ I've been thinking what if we're living in a Computer simulation like some believe?
Let's think about a video game for example!
GTA V Online it has AI in the game right?
We control what happens to the AI in game.
Let's say outside our bubble their is a life form controlling what happens to us say their is an advanced form that created us and we are a video game for them.
Say a few kids are playing a game called "Humans of Earth" every time something happens in this planet is because maybe a bunch of 12 years got together and decided to crash planes into the WTC and lets say that the recent London attacks were controlled by them as well talk about mind blow?
Sorry I have Autism so my typing isn't so good.
>>19138569
>Hey /x/ I've been thinking what if we're living in a Computer simulation like some believe?
read this, if you want to better understand this concept of reality being a computer simulation https://www.amazon.com/Programming-Universe-Quantum-Computer-Scientist-ebook/dp/B000GCFBP6/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1497234365&sr=1-1&keywords=programming+the+universe
>Let's say outside our bubble their is a life form controlling what happens to us say their is an advanced form that created us and we are a video game for them.
odds are, they would literally be so advanced—compared to us and everything we're capable of imagining—that we are incapable of imagining them; this is based on the relationship between humans and human-written (software) simulations
>>19138569
serious recommendation: If it is a simulation it is non-physical mathematics and thus malleable in some respects.
Look into the Flat Earth, another possible architecture of the universe.
If you think it's fake, why not flat and fake?
>>19138569
These are literally being created by hundreds of corporate and research organizations right now. Anyone who uses the argument that it's impossible or the resources would be unavailable is ignorant or lying.
Please give me a rational explanation for Deja Vu, it keeps happening and is fucking driving me mad!
>>19138486
Brain Damage.
>>19138486
Mandela Effect in reverse.
>>19138486
An alignment of parallel universes. I.e, you are doing the same thing as another version of you in a different parallel universe, and the two cross over.
No alien thread? Post your favorite UFO/Alien pictures weather they're believable or hilarious
Only thing worse than getting aborted is getting aborted and everyone thinks you're an alien
How do I summon Slavic deity(s)?
>>19138197
Leave offerings of Vodka and unconscious prostitutes in the middle of the woods next to a campfire, comeback 3 or so hours later and 4-7 hairy men in tracksuits will be squatting around the fire, pick the biggest one and kick his ass, the other ones will feel intimidated and run away, shave off the chest hair of your defeated opponet and toss it into the fire and say your demands
>>19138350
hmmmmm
>>19138197
Hello i am a slavic deity.
What do you want?
did this show scare anyone when they were younger?
>>19138108
That was some good shit. I think it was on Netflix until January.
>>19138108
Yup. The Zombie episode was terrifying
>>19138108
The vampire episode kept me out of my basement for a while.
So this shit happened to me yesterday
>be me, 19 yo mexifag
>trying to sleep an afternoon
>suffer from sleep paralysis while still awake, get scared, not enough fucks to stand up though
>achieve seepness and have a short dream
>there's this goth girl, mainly dressing black, white and purple
>she's in my house, talking shit like "you're mine" and "i'll never let you go"
>feel she isn't talking about me, but she's talking to me
>distortion starts
>she grows what appears to be a huge (I mean it) phalic object with the shape of a small guy
>op becomes scare, so wakes up in fear
>remember Tulpas, so I say to myself "don't think about it, don't bring her to this world"
>sounded logic for a reason
>try to get up
>inmediately after hear a sound in my right ear
>"Louise", says a sweet voice
>instantly get paralized at the same time I notice my conscience fading
>notice my eyelid erratically jumping around
>realize it's not my eyelid
>it's a fucking shadow freaking out on top of my head
>break free and run to the closes light, which was the living room
Anyone has experienced something similar? Lame story, sorry about that.
>>19138040
Tulpas are the equivalent of what a person with schizophrenia has.
Its an induced psychosis state.
One of the greatest examples is a comedy movie called Youth and Revolt.
>>19138056
A good reply, that's kind of weird considering this site
Sup idk if same dude but yes i experience them when im trying to sleep at least 4-5 times a year. Right as im about to fall asleep sometimes i get locked down. And cant move or talk. They just appear. Sometimes they grab me. If found if i just calm down and focus all my energy on breaking the "lock". If found believing youre protected by god or your stonger than them u can wake up. But u gotta PUSH!!!
Give me all the arguments against abrahamic religions and Catholicism. I'm trying to swallow that pagan pill.
those 3 religions were created to control population first and improving it second... a distant second. but thats just my opinion.
No, learn to think for yourself.
>>19138019
>Give me all the arguments against abrahamic religions and Catholicism. I'm trying to swallow that pagan pill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMEHnkTpg-E
Could someone do something like this? Make someone else cover your end of your Faustian bargain and save your ass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGJlSJuEvBk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZPT103UUDs
>>19137597
I love that playing. Reminds me of Tommy Jones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8okNHFuhNU
>>19137597
Isn't that what Christianity is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTMJVvld9ok
>>19137597
Are you trying to imply something about Joe Rogan with that post anon?
How do I get rid of my cold? It suddenly started today, I've got a massive headache, sore throat, and slightly elevated temperature.
Is there some /x/ remedy/deal that could help me, I really need to be healthy tomorrow.
Gargle apple cider vinegar. Drink a couple teaspoons mixed with honey and lemon and hot water, a few times a day. It helps.
>>19137414
Will my soul remain intact?
>>19137414
wtf?!
hell no
hot tea with or without lemon will do
or bloodletting
i jjust been chillin with JOHN TITOR
Elaborate?
tell him the key says hi and im waiting on everyone else at the moment
telling him he's a fag
is there anything paranormal about genes/ ancestry?
>>19137061
so...
you gonna select "african american" for race on job/college applications now?
>>19137061
The fact that you paid a corporation to take ownership of your specific DNA, and are currently storing in their files the very information that makes you who you are.
That Spanish wisdom is really shining through for ya, Quixote.
>>19137598
i'd like to hear your crack pot theory as to why it matters