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I don't think stuff you make digitally is very sensitive to the occult, mate.

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>>19321587

Not too shabby but there's a high likelyhood you'll be yiffing in hell.

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I recognize that circle, i have the same in my book

It isn't.

>>19321581
Genetics. Only 1% of the human race can grow a full unibrow.

>>19323037
>19323037
lol

just read literally any book about famous cults. if your reading comprehension is good, you should be able to pick up what it was that they did that made the cult successful (to whatever extent it was so).

>>19321566
Hats system~

This way we can do that thing we did in the middle ages, with an arch-wizard and everything.

:D

Step 1: Be smarter than the people you want to follow you.

Step 2: Know more than your disciples.

You failed step 1 and 2, you cannot possibly start a cult if you have to ask for ideas, that's retarded.

>>19321549
No such thing as a correct way of using them. Lots of bad energy just surrounds their whole existence. If you use one and nothing bad happens you can consider yourself one lucky fuck.

>>19321549
Listen to brother.

Get in contact with the Holy Spirit from Christ.

>>19321585
You know fucking nothing about the occult. Demons aren't just waiting for some stupid kid to play a ouija board so they can enter our realm. You know how difficult it is to successfully perform and evocation? It takes some real fucking work to get their attention.

Ghosts exist

Ghosts don't exist

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Your wife is right

(Not really but just tell her that so she feels smart)

>>19321478
Enemies of GI Joe, of course.

>>19321492
can you mail me your penis so i can suck it

>>19321492
not very helpful anon

got a demon named mama
>5 or 6 years ago 18 years old I think
>go to friends place where 5 or 6 people are hanging out 4 people on the board
>planchet is moving pretty quickly between both z and a, and h and a
>demons laugh I guess
>starts out friendly, answering normal question people ask.
>friend in back corner on calculator as we start asking it math questions to see if someone was moving the planchet with their fingers.
>gets some of the math questions right...its a little weird.
>zaza starts getting unfriendly
>tells friends to kill each other and how it was going to drag them to hell
> after a while of being told terrible things finally decide to put the board away.
>I go to other friends house where the lights are constantly flipping on and off
>ask if theres anyone around to turn the lights on and off twice consecutively.
>lights do as I ask and then stop having any issues.
> back at friends where we had the Ouija they kept hearing people running up and down the stairs apparently and knocking on the walls
>I go home finally and as I'm about to walk into my room I see in the guest bedroom a big very dark figure standing in the corner of the room.
> didn't sleep much that night
>look up zaza on the internet and see hundreds of people have had similar experiences with zaza and others named zozo or zuzu ect

>>19321546
zaza* not mama. there was a mama that made an appearance on the bored but it was insignificant.

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>>19321546
Oh shit dude isn't zozo supposed to be super bad??

>>19321303
You're being memed on so just stop.

>>19321303
Post malones knowledge of spooky stuff intrigues me. he was taking it serious.
Can we talk about Him bringing up crowley and hubbard?

>>19321303
>some plausible explanation?

someone off-camera whispered it. it was edited in later which could easily be done. it was merely a non-human sound that your brain is wired to perceive as a voice. those are the main explanations

>>19321285
Yes

>>19321285
We've been told it did. For me, history began as soon as I was born.

>>19321290
fpbp

>>19321265
It's entirely, not your choice.

>>19321270
Why?

>>19321265
>>19321270
Depends.
If you live a good life you usually get to talk with...
The main man.
The head hauncho.
Aka...God.
Then you can haggle you're desired outcome...

>.>

>> Bung

>> Bung

>>19321170
You will be fine ya big puss

nice question bump

Jinn

>>19321100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViOmvnY2JTU

watch yourself tweaker
liable to get your head blown clean off

>>19321004
The only ones that will continue to hinder humanity are the ones the subscribe to the antichrist meme and continue to force there particular religion on one another

>fools
Typically the ones slinging accusations end up being the fools.

>>19320837
killing is wrang.

>>19320837
Skyrim NERD

>>19320837
Protip: Don't.

Talk to someone other than 4chan about it, maybe see a professional. People can be dicks, but that doesn't mean a) there's anything necessarily paranormal about it and b) that they deserve to die.

Also, not going to jail is good, just saying.

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>>19320798
>last, now archived thread
>>19316669

>movies & books
https://pastebin.com/ZUQgzBEi

FIRST FOR FUCK VAMPIRES!

There must be more to life than this...

When was the last time they did their survey thing and how often are they doing it? I want to try next one