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ill actually give good answers. get learned, and ask away (thank you for contributing to my ego- which is not evil, due to contrary belief - Is Rick Sanchez a dumbass for having an ego?)

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I literally remember a fucking eclipse already happening a few years ago. But apparently they take much more years before they happen again. anyone else realize this?

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Hello. Tomorrow, August, 21st, 2017 a solar eclipse will envelop the sky. I have insider information on an event happening during this time. A terrorist group plans to detonate hundreds of strategically placed bombs along the skyline. The glass dome covering the flat earth will be shattered and the truth will be known while the entire Earth watches.

Riots are expected in every major city in America. Trump will enact martial law. The group plans to gain power through exposing truths and rebelling against the Trump administration. Be ready for the coming violence.

Don't be afraid.

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SOMETHING IS HAPPENING
rare flag poszt

hold me

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Hey /adv/,

Last night, me and my friend were in a forest at about 22:00. There wasn't any daylight because it was two hours after dusk, the moon wasn't shining nor visible and we couldn't even see the sky because it was overcast ..And we saw a glowing tree... Just one tree glowing about 30m away from us. We went closer and it was really glowing, the tree produced light, no doubt. It was reflecting the light on our clothes when we were close to it. The tree was bit by animals from the ground to about 2m and only the places with no bark were glowing.

So i need your opinion on what exactly was that.

Pic kind of related, it's the same type of coloured light the tree was glowing with.

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Do you remember the year of that other solar eclipse?
You know, 1945
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_July_9,_1945
the year hitler died
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Adolf_Hitler
or that other thing, somethign somethign first atomic test
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity_(nuclear_test)
ha ha ha so funny, isnt it?

oh , hey, almost forgot the Atomic bombings of Hiroshima in 1945
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki

oh man, what a great year that was for a solar eclipse, just say'n

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If I cum when the solar eclipse reaches its peak, do I turn into a werewolf?

Shitposting aside, are there any ACTUAL werewolf transformation rituals?

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I identify as pseudo Christian daoist. Jesus was a Jedi and god is the ultimate force user. I believe that anything is possible if you can tap into the power. What do you believe in?

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Banned for claiming i am t Brian fuck that board

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any countdown for the great happening?
any links where i can followe the great happenings?

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Hey guys, anything spoopy in or around Virginia? I would love to go get myself into some spooky situations, maybe find some cool magick stuff. If you give good info I'll be making a post about the place once I check it out.

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My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

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Is there any significance to seeing this number everyday of my life? Its not on purpose. Even just accidentally falling on the floor and then looking at the time it will be this number.

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I think they got the dates mixed up.

>and the inventions of man will rise up and destroy mankind

NOT a fucking asteroid, NOT an eclipse, definitely not the rapture, and definitely not Yellowstone popping off.
I think the real rise up that the Mayans predicted is A.I.
The inventions of man rise up to destroy them.
A.I. going live, September 22rd.
You hears it here.
Screencap.

FUCKIN SKYNET BTFO