Let's say that there was a button you could press that would grant you the answer to any question. You can press it however many times you like, but there's a 5% chance that it will destroy the world if you do.
Would you still press it, and if you would, how many times?
Is it a guaranteed truthful answer? Does it actually know everything, or will it just spout bullshit?
I would press it once, with several witnesses around, and ask what happens after death. If the world ends after that, at least we know what we're in for.
>>58790
I would try to destroy the world.
>>58790
Nothing is worth that. You'd have to be evil to press it
Why can't the textboards be brought back?
That's a good question dude. Sleepsort was the best algorithm ever.
>>59103
because even if the 10 people who actually use them bought passes, it still wouldn't be enough to cover the cost of running them, supposedly.
Why? Imageboards are superior in every way to textboards. You can post pictures here!
What are some lesser-known boards that you frequent?
I like /news/ a lot. It's a halfway split between /pol/ and reddit-tier conservatives, but conversations are very tranquil and civilized.
>>57600
what a sad way to end a thread. Anyways, I don't frequently visit the smaller boards, the smallest I go to is /o/, but on very rare occasions I like to visit /po/ (not /pol/).
I hang around in /b/ /f/ /wg/ /int/ /mlp/ /pol/ /tg/ and /wsg/, out of them /f/ would be the smallest, but only because of how it's structured. There's not much discussions going on there so you can browse through all content in ten minutes unless you get too into a game.
Sometimes when I'm bored I have a look around in other boards, if I'm lucky I can find something interesting to waste a few hours on.
>>57600
I don't really frequent it, but /i/ is quite cool as is /ic/ at times.
Is it just me or does anyone else keep accidentally landing on this site when they type 4chan in the address bar?
You probably have adware/spyware on your PC.
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I love smelly hairy armpits!
I wish I was a father.
>>54013
why? so you can sexually abuse your kids?
>>54013
>wanting responsibility
>>54013
Lots of work. Very little glory.
Reminder yuri shall conquer the Earth.
>>58042
Ursula and Akko is the better pairing.
Reminder that Trigger will be dead by the end of the decade.
>>58047
That's not how you spell Gainax.
Seriously, why is our flag a fucking leaf?
>>59957
I honestly think your flag is better than most. A symbol is nicer than a few bands of color.
>>59960
This is very true. OP's flag is easily recognizable in its uniqueness without being overly complicated. I have the worse time telling the difference between Russia's flag and The Netherlands's flag. At least with France I know it because it's vertical.
>>59960
But our symbol doesn't mean anything. What does the leaf represent - that we have trees?
It's actually pretty fitting considering Canada has no culture to speak of.
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i thought this movie was spanish
good movie tho, one of my favorites from my childhooddespite it scarring me for life and giving me nightmares for years
>>58079
what are nightmares like? I've never had one. Or I guess if I had one I didn't consider it to be one. How do you feel after waking up? I've had 'scary' dreams before but never woke up in a fright or anything like that.
This board will never be deleted. If anything, it will continue to expand, as /bant/ shows.
How does that make you feel?
>>59583
Slightly sad. I miss smaller (relatively) /pol/
It's just too full of redditors and newfags, now.
>>59583
People who say that Donald Trump became President of the US because of Pepe are maybe dumber than those who made these memes by leaving aside the fact that the Democrats didn't bring a proper candidate to compete with him.
/pol/ bigots are invading other boards, such as /g/, with no technical knowledge and trying to force their bigoted opinions as "board culture", so I'd be totally ok to delete it.
>>59748
>I'd be totally ok to delete it.
It doesn't matter what you'd be OK with. It won't be deleted.
>bought a 4chan pass
>paranoid anons will find out
>have started waiting a minute in between posts for no reason
>>58691
>being afraid of posting on a mongolian tapestryboard
>>58691
That's not an issue unless you post exclusively on /pol/
You're not a tripfag so what do you care that someone might glean that you have a pass?
You know what would be cool?
If we could have some kind of 'inbox' every time someone replied to one of our posts.
A "(You)" tracker of sorts.
>>60471
That's exactly what the thread watcher is.
>>60472
Nope, thread watcher watches your selected thread. I only want to read replies to my own posts, even if I'm not subbed to a particular thread.
Most forums have this functionality. 4chan pass holders could have their own inbox for replies since they're posting under a unique token.
>>60473
That would work across IPs too
Just think: if you didn't buy products that are shit, we wouldn't have shitty products after awhile.
I'm a Mac user, thanks.
>>57808
But I didn't buy Win10.I got it for free.
>>57810
your whole existence is shit
Just did the sexy time, y'all! first time since Nov. 2013. The satisfaction I feel is only slightly overshadowed by the shame of having to pay for it.
ITT we talk about our sex lives (or lack thereof).
>>60628
>having to pay for it.
I don't think I could hire a hooker. Apart from my rampant fear of catching some crazy disease that will fuck my life up permanently, I don't feel any need to have sex willy-nilly if I don't already love and have a relationship with the person. I've got my left hand and poorly-translated hentai manga if I need to release any sexual energies.
Also, 99% of prostitutes are ugly as fuck, especially in places where prostitution is legal.
Wanted to do it yesterday but gf was on her period. Sex would've been painful for her. I got a hand job though.
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Is it memes you're lookin for?