Who the hell is Bombshell designed for? Especially with the dykey, unappealing main protagonist
>Straight men don't want to play a game as a woman
>SJWs don't want to play a game that isn't a walking simulator
>Duke fans want an FPS first and foremost
So who was this targeted at?
https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/cuckshell.jpg/type/op/
>>375848913
People who just want to play games
Unfortunately they do not exist
>>375849015
This is embarrassing.
PUT IT ON THE SWITCH
>>375848737
Why? The game was fucking shit with a horrible control scheme.
I would still be playing this if the online system wasn't so shit.
>Really fun competitive
>Tons of weapons and abilities for potential team coordination
>Can't queue up with friends unless you're only going to be playing with friends
>>375848938
If the controls were so shit people wouldn't be able to beat stages on 9.0.
How do you sit when playing games, /v/?
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>>375848661
>receeding
>mouthbreather jaw
>forward head posture
>sloped shoulders
>not even using the fucking backrest
Fucking disgusting
>>375848890
Sitting
Shoulders forward
Elbows on knees, controller between legs
Head low and forward
Best way. Keeps body ready to react and in the action. Good for smash.
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ahahahahaha
There is nothing wrong with diapers.
They are comfy and easy to wear.
>pick the female character because she looks cute
>male NPCs start hitting on you
>there is no way to avoid one of them marrying you and knocking you up
>>375848263
It can't be helped
Name the game. RIGHT NOW.
>tfw no cute male npc to court you and make you his wife
Why is this allowed?
Security I guess
>>375848236
Inb4 got gets a launcher
>>375848727
Gog*
Thoughts?
We want a new decent games with Mii, a fusion of The Sims and Animal Crossing, are you reading this Nintendo?
>>375848186
Mobile games.
>>375848186
All shit except Mario Run which is ok
"Finalized designs"
Literally why? You killed two of the most awesome designs for this shit?
Wat. I don't even know what this game is, but are they serious? The bottom picture is going to be what's in the actual game?
>>375848279
Indivisible, and yes.
SJW shit, why do people here even care? The developers post on Neogaf for fucks sake, let this game fall on irrelevance.
Holy shit guys check out this leak of PSX2!
~ CPU...................200-300MHz
~ Main RAM..........14-24Mb
~ Texture RAM.......2-4Mb
~ Sound RAM........1MB
~ Display...............620x480,16-bit color
~ 3D features: Full alpha-blending, z-buffering, bilinear filtering, perspective correct texturing, subpixel correction, mipmapping.
~ 3D performance: 50 mega-pixels per second fill-rate. True 1 million triangles per second throughput. Floating point geometry acceleration.
~ Storage format: 12x speed CD-ROM or DVD.
They also included a picture to go alongside of it. Would you buy it?
>>375848043
That's so fucking neat
The only profit-making division of Sony last year was SCE, if PS2 won't be a huge success, Sony will most likely go bankrupt.
Unfortunately finding rumors is hard as they usually don't survive being forgotten for decades so all there's available is official info.
>bought pic related yesterday because /v/ told me it was good
>15 fucking minutes to fill up into a queue
>later find out the game is fucking dead and everybody has moved on
fuck you /v/
times /v/ tricked you thread
>bought pic related yesterday because /v/ told me it was good
lie
>have nothing to do because friendless poorfag
>15 fucking minutes wishing I was dead
>I'll post a bait thread to stave off suicide
>>375848005
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>>375847873
rolling start
DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>375847991
LET'S GO AWAY
>Tell me
>Tell me
>Tell me
>(Sarcastic tell me)
Wow. Obsidian are truly the masters of RPGs. Way better than Fallout 4.
>>375847957
So it's not cherrypicking when you do it with Fallout 4? Okay.
>>375847847
*Some shiny bullshit counter argument that /v/ will praise*
LOL
Heh
giggle
nice jaypeg
Who here on /v/ is getting Red Dead Redemption 2. Are you getting the superior Scorpio version are the base ps4 and xbox one version
i forgot about the red dead multi that was pretty fun
Unless a PC version comes out the Scorpio version will be the definitive edition
>>375847256
Wrong the ps5 remastered edition will be the superior version, just like ps4 and xbone versions.
>god is the final boss
>God is bad
Epic meme.
I love japanese games, but their heresy sometimes pissed me off so much, why do japanese game developers hates christianity so much?
>>375847506
Because they are not Christian you stupid goy