Its time for today's Poison thread
Would you tickle Poison?
WHERE THE FUCK IS ((((HER)))) DICK
>>376170426
In your ass.
https://youtu.be/MW4fASDkQXA
>you will never experience that sense of wonder like that first time you started playing vanilla wow
Don't remind me. :-(
I'm itching to play something this comfy right now. Nothing comes to mind. Stardew Valley was the last game that gave me similar feels.
No, but at least I got to experience vanilla WoW. A lot of people started in BC and WotLK.
wow story time?
>rolled a female gnome rogue first time playing
>somehow reached level 50
>everyone in the guild thought I was girl
>one fucker fell in love with me and bought me my normal mount which i didn't have yet
>we even fucking married ingame
>still held up the gig for a few months
>whenever i joined on teamspeak the only thing i did was giggling
>from one day to another i just transferred server and never spoke to any of those people again
DAMN. The Lord of Calamity looks like THAT?
>>376169239
The lack of Velvet porn saddens me greatly.
Milla is hotter and her lisp does things to my dick
Velvet is for paizuri
Was this the best AC game?
It's the one that gets shit on the least, yes.
I unironically loved the multiplayer
It's not for everyone though
For me AC2 still reigns supreme, with Black Flag being very close and Brotherhood being numero 3.
I love AC1 but I can see why others don't. Rogue is great. I also liked Revelations because I was a story fag and loved the closure they gave Ezio and Altair.
AC3 is the biggest piece of shit. I don't hate it as much nowadays, but I still feel that it's such a horrid experience from start to finish. Unity had good gameplay and graphics, but everything else was a letdown. I can't even remember what the hell it was about. I had more fun with Syndicate, but looking back at it, it was kinda mediocre. The story and characters are especially awful in that game.
IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON HER I WILL TIE HER EYELASHES TO GET ASSHAIRS AND BOWL HER ASS INTO A CAR COMPACTOR
DEMON
UH
WHORE!
>>376168940
Damsel best tsundere girl.
>>376168940
filthy anarchic communist bitch
>>376169392
>you will never seize her means of reproduction
>Having once made the statement above, I have declined all opportunities to enlarge upon it or defend it. That seemed to be a fool's errand, especially given the volume of messages I receive urging me to play this game or that and recant the error of my ways. Nevertheless, I remain convinced that in principle, video games cannot be a hobby. Perhaps it is foolish of me to say "never," because never, as Al Borland informs us, is a long, long time. Let me just say that no video gamer now living will survive long enough to experience the medium as a hobby. Euergh. - Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor
>tfw to intelligent to care about what other people think
just do what makes you happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9qSuQapFY
>>376168881
>an activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure.
I hate how overwatch doesn't let you play special game modes unless it's a particular time of year
I enjoy the co-op PVE campaign things but they literally will not let me play them
>>376168165
It's a desperate attempt to get concurrent player numbers up during specific times. People wouldn't surge back if they just let people play content.
There should be more porn with Soldier 76 and Sombra
>watch any vanilla wow rogue video
>rammstein starts playing
>>376167661
>watch any vanilla wow rogue video
>it's just a cheap copy of world of roguecraft
>>376167661
oh god the wow videos back in the day just SCREAMED fucking loser. The gameplay might have been good, but after the editing and music was thrown in, it was a whole new level of REEEEE.
>>376167742
Why do I see this posted everywhere?
Are video games considered a hobby?
It's my life.
>>376167480
But is it a hobby?
>>376167407
of course. anything you enjoy and spend time doing is a hobby. the fuck sort of question is this?
Do something with your life, I got off /v/ 2 years ago by now.
I come here one day a year to tell something someone told me in a thread and I decided to do it.
Good luck to you all.
>>376167298
I did too
ur gay lol
>>376167298
I fooled myself into thinking I was improving, recent events make me realize I'm way worse than I was before. Also sage because off topic.
Fuck you nigga, I'm in law school and dealing with finals. Sometimes I understand the desire to become part of the NEET-meme all too well.
Why is every boss weapon a great sword in this game?
I'm 40 hours in and I haven't gotten not one longsword
No, the majority are not great swords.
If you just want a long sword why does it need to be a boss weapon? The only boss weapon long sword I can remember using was the Fume Sword.
>>376167147
I just like long swords and I want one that is a boss weapon. But I just keep getting big ass axes and swords
Clerics Candlestick, Lothrics Holy Sword, Valorheart (sort of), Demon's Scar, Frayed Blade
those are all boss weapons that are normal size swords
Greatsword is the most common single glass of boss weapon but other weapon types still have a presence
>literally worshipping a corpse on a throne
SHIGGY-DIGGY
Death to the false emperor
>>376166951
religious nut cases.
just convert for the greater good already.
>>376166951
>literally playing DoW
Worst thing to happen to the setting
Why didn't you buy his latest games, /v/? Look what you've reduced him to?
What if that is his fetish?
>>376167054
Apparently. Should Indians poo on him?
>>376166835
>tied up kneeling on the floor with dead eyes starting into the camera
What's that orange blob on his shirt? Why is the sink so disgusting? Why are the lights off?
WHY
>Invincible backdash
>FADC
>Death by chip
Yet people championed this over V?
I don't get it.
>>376166825
More stuff to do and wasnt aimed at fat gay people.
>>376166825
don't forget about Healing Nigger
>>376167005
You're gonna be delusional if you think she's not gonna be in V with healing as her V-Trigger.
He didn't do anything wrong. Did he?
>>376166360
He got that haircut.
the Kamoshida arc is probably the worst written part of the whole game desu
Having confidence as a male makes you the bad guy in a videogame.