What kind of alternate joycons would you buy if announced at E3
I want them to do this so when they announce it got less than 100K sales /v/ will shut the fuck up about how nintendo needs to go back to the 'gamecube glory days'
Famicon joycons
Galaxy joycon
Game boy color joycons (transparent plastics are the best)
Gamecube analogs were god awful. Kill that shit.
>Barely any exclusives, literally only half a dozen of them
>Phone tier upgrades with shit like the Pro/Scorpio
>Games run so badly on the underpowered devices that even the shittiest PC ports run and look better than them
>No backwards compatibility or extremely limited one
>OS and game updates
>Install times
>No piracy
>No mods
>No third party
>Controller only
>DLC and Microtransactions have been normalized since 7th Gen
Why do you even own a console?
They haven't been worth a fucking thing since 6th Gen, the last good console generation, aside from handhelds and debatably Nintendo.
>>376413001
PC + Xbone + Switch masterrace
>>376413138
>Xbone
What the fuck does that trash even has, its the weakest console this Gen.
>>376413360
>cross and back compat and buy
>shares the same ecosystem as W10
>Halo 5 and Horizon 3 are currently the best games of their respective genres
>Titanfall has the biggest audience on it
>Controls my entire home theatre with Kinect
Honestly I'm pretty happy with it
TESTING
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N-NANDATTO?!?! WE JUST LOSE A GAME?!?
You didn't fall for the VR meme, did you? You were smart enough to see its failure coming, right? Don't even bother pretending you didn't waste your money.
It's been over a year now since consumer VR was released and they still have nothing but trash. I can't imagine how stupid you'd have to be to fall for it.
I feel a bit bad for them, but at a certain point you gotta suffer to learn your lesson.
>>376411772
I really REALLY would like to get one just for VR porn. Please talk me out of it.
Is this the realest moment in /v/idya to date?
Haven't felt like this since Sons of Liberty came out.
It's pretty good
DO YOU ADMIT THERE IS NO MEANING TO THIS WORLD
>>376409967
Yes it is. Spoiler that shit nigga.
Is the Switch an overpowered handheld or an underpowered home console?
>>376409701
I would say overpowered handheld if Zelda didn't look like shit when played on its screen.
It's an underpowered tablet.
>>376409831
I mean it's better than what it would look like on the DS. Besides I play it all the time with no problem.
http://gematsu.com/2017/05/king-fighters-xiv-coming-pc-via-steam
Beta-testing PS4 users are really our friends. Thanks for testing the game to make sure it arrives with patches and more content.
Your welcomed. I hope you enjoy the game.
STOP IF THIS KEEPS UP WE'LL HAVE NOTHING LEFT
>>376409593
Thank you sonybros. You're true bros.
How the FUCK does the company responsible for the GameCube controller come up with this piece of shit?
So, new shitposting general? Remember to say Switch's battery hold 2 h!
>>376409370
It's not a piece of shit though?
Different time, different market.
people actually waited 10 years for this
>>376409271
re:ff7 is gonna flop isnt?
>>376409271
> game that was supposed to come out on ps3 ends up being lackluster
didnt see that one coming
>>376409392
Of course, it will ruin the legacy of the original.
New Assassin's Creed Origins leaked pic
Nice picture of Rogue ya fuckwit
>origins
how creative
>>376409129
So, the leaked pics some months ago were real too?
Why does /v/ hate Osu?
It very gay
>>376408714
As far as rhythm games goes it's one of the worst/most casual. Used to play it a lot 4-5 years ago, still pop in for /a/ rooms once in a while.
why does this game look so fucking bad
>hurr durr what is optimization??
Leave it to /v/ to be totally ignorant about game development.
>>376408753
But DOOM (2016) looks absolutely gorgeous and runs at 300+ FPS on top-end systemss
>>376408675
still better then mirros edge, NMS or even borderlands
>playing 3ds at midnight
>live in a sparsely populated neighborhood in a town of <1000 people
>get a streetpass
>there's no fucking way the streetpass signal can reach the road from my driveway
I haven't slept all night
Your door was unlocked so I just let myself in. Hope you don't mind.
Did you see any fast moving black shadows or skeletons? Every good scary story needs one of those.
Next night camp out on your roof all night with a nightvision scoped rifle
>Female character
>+1 DEX
>+1 INT
It's for balance concerns. Kinda like how the Chinese in AoE2 don't have handcannons or block printing.
If all stats represented real life males would get a +1 to everything and that'd be that.
>>376408328
>>376408473
Women would at the very least get a +1 to chr.
>what if we took a serious stealth game series
>then, what if we took some random, unlikable main character...
>and then, what if we made an epic and badass game about him cutting bipedal mass destruction tanks to pieces
>metal gear rising
a complete insult to the Metal Gear franchise.
>random
>>376408250
It's a spin-off for a reason, retard.
But it had the metal gear magic of prophecy. Just like Kojima lambasted social media before it even reared its ugly head, MGR decried the rising importance of the concept of memes and the bad guy literally wanted to make america great again