>playing 3ds at midnight >live in a sparsely populated

Your door was unlocked so I just let myself in. Hope you don't mind.

Did you see any fast moving black shadows or skeletons? Every good scary story needs one of those.

Next night camp out on your roof all night with a nightvision scoped rifle

Ryuko > Nonon

>>376408609
Nope haven't seen a fucking person, I'd be more comfortable if I actually saw the nigger running around outside my house

>Not knowing that owls play 3DS too

Streetpass is super useless outside of a few cities and Japan. I never got any outside a convention

>>376408521
He just wanted to play mh nigga

>international flight
>didn't take 3ds in carry on luggage because i didn't want to look like a man child
>qt grill seated my row eyes me, she did back in the terminal too
>pulls out a fucking 3ds
>tfw no face nor 3ds
>fapped in the bathroom

>>376408521
Swiggity Swooty

>>376408781
>because i didn't want to look like a man child
idiot

>>376408781
Congratulations you let a /v/ meme cockblock you.

>>376408521
should have played monster hunter with him
you might have missed out on the greatest love of your life right now

>>376408781
I wonder how Quentin would feel

>>376408647
A pile of horse shit > Nonon

>>376408521
>Be a nigger but like Monkey Bong
>Whitey always know I'm coming

Must be racism. Maybe we should give niggers 3DS for free and crime would drop.

>>376408781
>>fapped in the bathroom
Shame you sperged out instead of talking to her

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>>376408647
Satsuki

>>376408647
You are like little babby

>>376408521
Maybe your parents are secret manchildren and good at hiding their power levels.

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>>376408647
>>376408910
watch this
forgot pic

>>376408521
If it's that late and no one lives there I'd imagine there's very little interference so the streetpass range is much longer.

>>376408781

alpha as fuck.

>Live in a really small area where it's mostly quiet around all time of the year.
>About to play some MonHun XX again
>Get streetpass notification in Mii Plaza
>It's some weird fucking mii with a creepy ass face

I know that feeling OP. Really fucked me up that evening.

>you will never double fist Nonon's urethra
why live?

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>>376408871

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>>376408647
Nui > Ryuko > Mako > Nonon > Satsuki > Ragyo > everyone else

>>376409067
Hey, it's not my fault you have shit taste in waifus.

why was this anime popular again

>>376408781
You're a bitch for caring what ppl think come on dude grow a pair

>>376409280
t1tt13s

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>>376408904
This

>>376409124
I want to stab her other eye and use the blood as lube to skullfuck her.
Sexually.

>>376409280
It was made by the people who made gurren lagann which is why people tried liking it, but then it was shit. But that didn't matter because it had cute girls in revealing clothes, except it was tongue in cheek about it haha so it's totally okay. So lots of people pretend they like it even though it's shit and lots of the animation is newgrounds tier.

>>376408954
I like this theory. A friend of mine found her dad on Fetlife. You never really get to know your parents for real.

>>376409280
I also forgot why then I rewatched this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93oihEbeKmw

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>>376409417
>THOSE EYEBROWS

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>>376409417
>3D russians

>>376409417
I need to breed with this.

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>tfw no qt satsuki gf

>>376408781
What the fuck man, Streetpass was literally made for international flights. You get all the craziest people passed in airports.

>>376409124
Satsuki > Ryuko > Nonon > Omiko > Mako > Ragyo

>>376409819
What about Mako in Banchō mode?

I want to die choking on Satsuki's ass.

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>>376409520
>During college, I found in my browser history that my father was jerking off to tranny porn on my computer while I was in class
>mfw I am one

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>>376410020

>>376410067
L
O
N
D
O
N

>>376410067
What do you think his purpose was breeding you?

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>>376408781
>alternate timeline where anon brought his 3ds
>qt grill pulls out her 3ds
>anon turns and smiles at her
>oh wow you have a 3ds too huh haha cool what are you playing
>so? leave me alone, creep
>girl puts headphones on for rest of the flight

man what could have been huh senpai

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>>376410020

>>376410067
rofl

at least that should mean he's supportive of you, right?

>>376408521
How does one even live in a town with less than 1000 people? Is there even internet in these towns?

>>376410660
It's called living in a non-coastal state and yes but it's shit.

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>>376410504

>>376410660
I grew up in a ~4000 pop. town and we did get broadband back in I guess early 2000s.

Many people there are still on Storm satellite internet, last I checked (2013), where their houses have to have a clear line of sight to the antenna. Seemed faulty as hell.

Things have not improved out there.

>>376410927
Why?

streetpass seems inconsistent sometimes. it was probably someone you passed awhile ago that is just now popping up. Notifications are the worst for me. I wont even get them until months later. Thanks for telling me about that dlc or sale 5 months later nintendo.

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>>376410660
I grew up in a town of about 600 in the middle of assfuck no-where in the Rockies. It was worse than Germany.

>>376410504
Theres this excellent mako jav porn

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>>376411079
This is why

>>376411416
Oh my god even cuter

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>>376411416
still cute

>>376411416
>left: creepy and irritating
>right: actually emoting, looks like a real human being

>>376411416
sorry to shatter your delusions, but this holds true for all women, not just turks

>>376409582
After seeing this for the first time just now, I have come to a final conclusion:

England Must Be Nuked.

>>376411416
Get rid of the 40 eye bags and she's alright.

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>>376411416

FUGG

>>376408684
how does streetpass work? can u see what their mii looks like?


>inb4 its all voidblack, like a shadow

>>376411829
>for the first time
get out newshit

>>376410504
STICC

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>>376411389
>before
qt fat nerd shy gf that plays 3ds
>after
narcissistic skeleton that's an idol for closeted homosexuals

anorexia
not even once

>>376408748
I got them once in awhile when the 3ds came out in my 50k population town. Plenty at any college, gamestop, or comic book store

>>376411917
right is much better looking

>>376411917
Reality wins sometimes.
Right is better, by far.

>>376412695
If that's her then she looks so much better now.

>>376412761
>>376412818
Contrarians

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>>376411917
My obsession for emo/scene girls is crippling at this point cause I know I'll never get to fuck one of them.

Is there any point going on any more guys?

>>376413058
Of course it is.
I am devoted to 2D, and I am still kicking.

>>376409280
Because it's literally shadow the edgehog: the anime

>>376409067
>Shotgun shells
O N E J O B

>>376408647
>liking inferior characters
>not picking satsuki
>not picking even Bloody mako

>>376409124
Nuiggers are still alive?

>>376408748
I got a ton of streetpasses at my university one time I left my 3DS in my backpack by mistake. The weird thing is I've never actually seen anyone playing with a 3DS in my campus.

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>>376409124
My Nuigga.

>>376408521
That shit used to happen to me all the time, and it was the same guy too.

>>376416317
Same, I always get 4 or 5 if it s on

>>376411767
>never seen a not caked with make-up real anime girl
They exist anon.

>>376408521
Probably a lagged notification. You're not going to get anything out of staying up worrying someone breaking into your house. I'm not gonna kill your family or anything so just play some vidya and go to sleep

>>376413975
She goes after the president of the united states? I haven't seen that episode yet

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I love Nonon!

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>>376408781
wow anon just wow

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>>376408521
>tfw i never turn the streetpass on, because i only play at home

>>376420121
>that face
Absolutely disgusting.

>>376411917
Right looks like a trap

>>376408647
Ragyo > Nonon > Everyone else

>>376409675
Russians are the hottest among the white race.

I will miss streetpass. It was useless kind if, but ill miss it. Pictochat as well

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