What went wrong?
https://youtu.be/ysME1oshF7U
>>81736630
>what went wrong
>modern numale raised by single jewish mom
There was never anything 'right'
>>81736845
>in separate boxes
what did they mean by this? Surely it would be more cost efficient to throw everything in one box?
>>81736630
his father molested him and then sold him to Hollywood predators.
was this good? or was it only good at the time and looking back it's cringy?
is the english one wurf watchin?
>>81736555
It is cringey because michael was cringe:the character.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0T0hJ001qBc
But it is indisputabley one of the best tv shows ever and far superior to the british version.
Han Solo is killed by his son Kylo Ren
Snoke is the brother from the force tree
Kathleen Kennedy JUSTed a franchise.
>>81736473
Chewy is a big guy.
LMAO WHO GAVE THIS THE GO AHEAD
From the acclaimed minds who made the pilot episode of arrested development
>>81736335
Didn't RDJ actually wear a full suit in the first movie?
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"NOW FILL IT WITH CANNOLI SCHVIADEL AND NAPOLEANS"
*blocks your path*
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how-capicola-became-gabagool-the-italian-new-jersey-accent-explained
>>81736423
*sucks your dick*
what is /tv/'s opinion on the cinema snob? I enjoy midnight screening just as much as rlm stuff
does /tv/ not watch this shit?
>>81736158
i have no friends and need to hear someone's opinion about movie i just watched too.
>>81736158
>30-40 minute videos
yeah at that point I'd rather just watch the first part of the movie and decide for myself if it's good or not thank you very much.
Maybe if these people were all film experts with a really insightful analysis, but just looking at their faces I highly doubt that.
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What's the problem, pal?
Big guy? I don't give a shit. cunnyposter? Fuck you and go play with your kids.
>>81736139
As you all know first prize this month is a new cadillac. You wanna know what second prize is? A box of steak knives. Third prize? Your fired! Have i got your attention now?
>>81736139
I used to be a salesman, it's a tough racket.
You fuckers shit on Rick and Morty all the fucking time yet like the fucking matrix??
It's literally the most reddit thing in the universe. It's an overrated pile of garbage
>Dogshit writing with obvious foreshadowing.
>Bad acting
>Plotholes everywhere
>Outdated effects
And worst of all
> Pretends to be super deep and philosophical despite only barely dabbling in the shallow waters of philosophy 101.
>>81736054
The matrix was a great movie, but only one to be taken at face value. All the toxic "red pilling" shit that's come out of it is absolute cancer. Basically gives edgy fedora lords an excuse to act like they know something you don't.
It's like these people are surprised how governments and media function. Probably the same people who think wrestling is bad because it's fake, absolute retards
>>81736054
>>Outdated effects
not an argument
Can you recommend some Sci-fi kino
>inb4 Star Wars
2001 Space Odyssey
"If you're not watching Rick and Morty you're an idiot"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJLBHJq9yHM
damn mike looks like THAT?
>>81735888
That's not RLM
>>81735888
it's ironic because RLM hates Rick & Morty (at least, Rich Evans and Jay does. Don't know about Mike. AidsMoby doesn't count.)
>if we cross the border the bad guys won't be able to get us
Why is this movie getting so much praise?
The company didn't have any power in canada.
They did in Mexico because they could buy and intimidate the locals. They did in the usa because they were trying to make super soldiers with the government.
Sending mercs into Canada would have caused an incident that would have exposed them.
>>81735885
Jurisdiction.
Also after 17 years, it's sad to see Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart leave.
It's also a really sad story.
I think Hugh Jackman deserves an Oscar for this scene.
He really made you want to cry
>>81736007
I prefer that bit where he finds Charles and mumbles "it wasn't me".
You could feel the guy's desperation.
Zack Snyders only good movie is 300. His visual style is overreliant on CGI, a technology that only looks good in motion with a lot of blur.
Good action scenes need both fast action and slower moments to build tension, which Snyder achieves by the use of slow motion. In 300 this works because there aren't very many moving parts, it looks artful with the silhouettes and the shining red capes. Compare this to the slow motion in sucker punch, while it does slow down the action it turns it into a nauseating experience with clutter abound and seemingly nonsensical slow motion sequences.
I believe he should move away from superhero movies and more into action scenes where the terrain is more monotone, like in medieval movies or historic epics.
yeah I agree he's shit
>>81735841
>Zack Snyders only good movie is 300.
And Dawn of the Dead.
>>81735900
That's a Michael Bay flick
Childhood is idolizing Dredd (2012)
Adulthood is realizing Judge Dredd (1996) made more sense
Okay, now this is just the worst form of contrarianism ever
>>81735838
I got no idea why 2012 Dredd is praised though
>>81736023
Because it stays true to the comics?
Because Karl Urban dosen't take his helmet off, unlike I NEED TO SHOW MUH FACE Sylvester Stallone?
Because its a really good simplistic plot that has the feel of a John Carpender film?
>opening credits start twenty minutes into the movie
>title card is at the end
>movie has no credits at all
>>81735748
I miss this show. I hope there's more Genndykino after Samurai Jack
Letterboxd thread: post profiles and discuss what you have recently been watching
QOTD: what did you watch today, what was it about, would you recommend it to others, why/why not?
>>81735303
Previous thread: >>81706207
https://letterboxd.com/machill54/
>tfw number of films watched matches year I was born
Boxer and death was great, a holocaust story done in a really simple and effective way. Path across Danube was average, a holocaust story but told very clumsily. saw on IMDb it was a TV movie and it does feel like that. Birdies orphans and fools was really nice, I'm going to try and convince tsar and Altarwise to live a manchild lifestyle with me once WW3 starts kicking off proper
>>81735854
>holocaust story
>story
damn right picked the right word to describe it