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why the fuck is it taking so long for the 2nd ep to come out?
like thats the only thing to discuss

>>82041670
The first episode was released as an April Fool's joke and the next one is next month iirc.

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WUUUUUUUUUUUB LUUUUUUUUUUUB
DUUUUB DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

in b4 some butthurt faggot cries about the misrepresentation of the Westboro church

>make retro bond schlock
>all the action is slow-mo bs
Who's idea was this?

>>82041725
whoever it was deserves a raise. Awesome film.

>>82041372
A neet who is so lonely that even in his dreams and fantasies he is a lonely loser.

>>82041372
why are you making a film if you have no ideas???????????????

A neet can't think of any good ideas for a short film then kills himself

*draws crysknife*

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I ask them for directions to the food court.
>>82041340

>>82041340
damn Riker looks really young there

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ABC (Comedy)

CHARLIE FOXTROT
>Straight-laced military dentist Charlie Taylor (Jason Biggs) vows to look after his brother's impulsive fiancée Angelina Torres (Ana Ortiz) and her two misfit teenage sons while his brother is deployed in the Middle East, which proves itself to be a task easier said than done.

LIBBY & MALCOLM
>Opposing political pundits Libby Wright (Felicity Huffman) and Malcolm Black (Courtney B. Vance) unexpectedly fall in love and struggle with being a family at home and at eachother's throats in their successful television talk show.

SPLITTING UP TOGETHER
>Former couple Martin (Oliver Hudson) and Lena (Jenna Fischer) end up reconnecting after their divorce and struggle with not making the same mistakes that once drove them apart while keeping the relationship a secret from their friends and family.

LOSING IT
>The trials and tribulations of siblings Andy (Jon Cryer), Owen (Sam Huntington) and Charlie (Natalie Morales) and their parents who – between their minds, their marriages, their freedom and life – are all losing it in different ways.

RAISED BY WOLVES
>No-nonsense mother Sheila Gable (Georgia King) struggles to support her five opinionated, eccentric kids on a shoestring budget in a not-so-beautiful Midwestern town.

HOUSEHOLD NAME
>The down-on-their-luck family of Sarah (Amy Pohler) and Tim (Matt Oberg) manages to buy their dream house on one condition: They must cohabitate with Vivian Valmont (Carol Burnett), the flamboyant actress who currently lives there, until her death.

JALEN VS. EVERYBODY
>Former NBA player and current ESPN personality Jalen Rose (Jalen Rose) juggles his career responsibilities with the challenges of being a single dad.

>>82041267
>Frankenstein (Idris Elba) comes back from the grave after 300 years and becomes an accountant for the Fisher, Goldstein and Steinberg firm, he also fights crime in the weekend with the help of an alcoholic ex-movie star turned hardboiled cop (Brendan Fraser)

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>>82041285

START UP
>Alex Schuman (Zach Braff) is an inquisitive journalist, husband, and father who dives headfirst into the brave new world of entrepreneurship when he quits his stable job and starts his own business.

THE TRUSTEE
>Driven but stubborn police detective Eliza Radley (Meaghan Rath) finds unlikely help from her precinct’s trustee Amanda Jones (Laverne Cox), a larger than life ex-con finishing out her prison sentence doing menial tasks for the police department. Though these two have completely opposing views on crime and punishment, an unexpectedly successful partnership is born.

WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD
>Intellectual but emotionally challenged single dad Josh Keeler (Rob Riggle) moves to Queens with his two young daughters and forms an unlikely family with the other residents in their apartment building.

NEW IN CHARGE
>Outspoken, idealistic rapper Courtney Rose (Brandon Michael Hall) runs for office as a publicity stunt and surprisingly gets elected. He must now prove himself as he takes up arms to improve the politics of City Hall.

UNTITLED "BLACK-ISH" SPIN-OFF
>Dre and Rainbow’s eldest daughter Zoey Johnson (Yara Shahidi) heads to college.

UNTITLED "THE GOLDBERGS" SPIN-OFF
>In the 1990s, two high school teachers, Mr. Mellor (Bryan Callen) and Mr. Glascott (Tim Meadows), become unlikely father figures to the kids at their Philadelphia school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C1qUiHd6yc

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where you belong

That thing is just getting uglier, and more absurd as time goes on. Has science gone too far?

>>82040673
pedos pick the worst waifus

>>82040744
nice try waifu-fag

its not even out yet

so one of those things is a man? I find it repulsive on a mental level that one would work so hard just to deceive onlookers. How self absorbed must one be to do this. Maybe he is more of a woman than I can understand.

>>82040642
>babbys first korean kino

>>82040642
You need to be really retarded to bitch about any of those things regarding a non-murrikan movie...you retards just keep getting more retarded by the hour.

American Pie. All the characters have sex at the end and you're forced to remain an ugly virgin forever

>>82040408
The Dark Knight Rises

The Theory of Everything
An ugly, crippled sperg succeeds at life.

Final Destination

>>82040359
Whatever, I just want to see her giantess ass again.

You're in luck, OP, all MEW's movies are dogshit, so you don't have to spend any time watching them

>>82039883
years of chain smoking, cocaine, binge drinking, too much partying, purging

>>82039883
Drug dealers exploiting young people with too much money.

You see the same thing with young kids newly in the military. There are car dealerships, scam artists, payday loans, and other people around American military bases specifically so they can try to exploit young people who aren't used to having spare cash and not much fiscal responsibility.

I had this dream last night where I looked into a mirror and saw that I was in the body of young lindsay lohan. I don't even give a fuck about lindsay lohan. But I was sad to be in my own body after waking up for like a solid two hours. I'm a guy btw and also no homo

Who said it was bad?

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dragon kino thread?

I need to rewatch dragonheart

I don't remember this fucking shot at all

Don't the dragons breath napalm?

>>82039824
your picture triggers me

>>82039824
It was my first encounter with Snyder shakeycam, and it made me want to barf, and not metaphorically. Ironically, everything but the action sequences was a really good movie, and the action wrecked it.

I'm in the camp that saw Sucker Punch & immediately decided Snyder was a creep & haven't watched since.

In which episode did Susie refer to Larry as an oven dodger?

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>>82039782

>>82039782
Her doll has been DECAPITATED

>>82039758
Your father is not a man and he raised a faggot son

Go back to you know where (:

Moonlight was better but they were both 10s as was Elle.

2016 was the best movie year in maybe a decade.

i would cry too if i had a fag for a son