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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVn-yuobpfk
>>82047400
>Bill's a trekkie
>He was always obsessed with his name
>"The episode was written by a woman. Coincidence. You Decide"
Jesus Christ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2exu65Jekc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rayxew89NyE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46h-LfNWPn8
>>82047400
I think I watched 50 episodes of this fucking show as a kid because we watched episodes of it constantly from the time I was in 1st grade up to high school, and I never fucking liked it. It wasn't funny or entertaining, and the science was just basic repeats of our school material.
He's just popular because of misplaced nostalgia.
J U S T
>>82047293
him and affleck needa make a movie together about having your 50 yr old life fall apart
>>82047293
He looks fucking amazing for a guy in his 50's. Also he looks better than most people do in their 20's
Looks like his dentures are about to fall out
>hottest slut in school
>doesn't want to fuck his chad boyfriend until after prom
Was this ever explained?
whats up with hottest sluts in school and why do they always age like milk
>>82047198
PROMISCUITY ENTAILS EXCESSIVE KI DISSIPATION; KI DISSIPATION EVENTUALLY LEADS TO BIOORGANIC DECAY.
BESIDE, VIA MICROCHIMERIZATION, PROMISCUOUS INDIVIDUALS ABSORB TOO MUCH EXTRANEOUS GENETIC MATERIAL, ALSO CAUSING BIOORGANIC DECAY.
>>82048562
"Fuck" off "faggot".
> Jurassic Park: invokes a simultaneous feeling of the scary and uncontrollable nature of the dinosaurs/life, but also the beautiful and majestic side
> Jurassic World: Tranformers with dinosaurs. T-rex Optimus Prime and Bumblebee raptor fights megatron dinosaur.
why did they fuck it up so bad
>idiotic transformer analogy
you're retarded
I'm more curious as to how in the fuck Masrani/InGen got permission to try again with the dinosaur park thing after the original park disaster and the San Diego incident.
I can tell just by looking at Bryce that she's ADDICTED to mother-son fantasies. I imagine a strapping young man handing her his supposed report card and telling "Mom" he got straight-As. Bryce proudly fixes it to the refrigerator with a magnet then takes her son by the hand and leads him to her bed for his reward.
movies that you just can't fin
i've got this gif and i would love to know the sauce
>>82047004
aw man, I used to watch this movie when I was a tike. It a dubbed version of a Chinese(I think) movie where some guy/creature with a white tiger or lion mask dressed in all white garb and long white hair had a famed sword(maybe with a totem animal on the sword or sheath). movie could have been from the late 70's or somewhere in the 80's.
And another that had Femke Jensen fuck some guy near/in/on a Ferrari in a garage/shop. Dont remember much else. I seem to remember it being in a European country and possibly in Spanish or Italian dialogue.
>>82047004
Did he died?
I remember a segment from a film where some woman woke up bound and gagged in a room in what looked like a shopping mall or restaurant. There was another scene where a guy was standing dead in an elevator, one of the old style ones with the metal grates on it, and people were just walking around casually.
I think it was a horror or a thriller film, because I walked in on my parents and their friends watching it when I was younger (circa 2000) and they paused it and told me to leave.
>>82047595
Nah, he just needs a band-aid.
I got my first boyfriend this week.
He is a film student, and I am a little intimidated by how much more sophisticated his taste in film is than mine.
All his favourite films are 3+ hour black and white asian films ive never heard of (eg: pic related), while mine are pleb shit like fun 80s action movies and corny B-movies (eg: Evil Dead 2, Robocop, etc etc).
What films can I suggest we watch together to impress him that we can both enjoy? I'm counting on you /tv/, help me out here.
So, he's a fucking weeb? Tell him to get some taste.
sword of doom
>>82046990
I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about op. But as far as half patrician and half pleb goes, you can't do better than Full Metal Jacket.
If he likes black and white movies try Dr. Strangelove.
i want to fugg her, benetrate her wid ma benus :DD
>>82046874
gud thread
>>82046874
Well she is the office mattress, so i say your chances are good.
>>82046874
JUST let it go
>there's a storm coming
>>82046782
I know.
DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN
>>82046782
>only protagonist sees all the birds fly away
>>82046782
>storm is a metaphor for upcoming conflict
What the fuck was he thinking?
>>82046595
night sees a camera
>poo into it
Never seen the movie. Can I get a short description?
>>82047994
It's a clusterfuck.
>Hollywood and michael bay version
I am mildly impressed. 2/5 for effort. Wish they would have sticked more to the original cartoon
>>82046346
How would you write a new reboot?
>>82047106
Just closer to the comics I guess. Might not gather as much crowd, who knows though
Just watched this 90s kino yesterday and my god was it hilarious. I never saw it back then, so i can't tell if it's intentional, but the first hour or so are the most fun i've had with a movie in a long time. Also that 90s feeling is super comfy.
Please recommend me some more movies like this one.
Also, young Sarah Michelle Gellar is so goddamn fucking hot in this lol
How fucking underage are you?
This is does not have that distinct 90s aesthetic, or "feeling" as you've so put it, it's clearly late 90s/early 00s.
>>82046170
First post retarded post
>>82046069
Welcome to the 90's. Just google the top 90's movies, not sure if anything is similar to Cruel Intentions..
Uncomfy knowing how old the characters are supposed to be in story but the adult actors are true eye candy
It's a drama about people fucking each other over with lots of decadent people drama involving sex, I dig shit like that. Not sure what you would call that genre but it's the best thing and this and Rules of Attraction are a couple of the best of the bunch
She's going to end up dead, isn't she?
Aren't we all?
smoking kills
>>82046037
Id let her smoke my cock if ya catch my drift
How did they manage to fuck up so bad after the masterpiece that was Casino Royale? Could someone give me a quick rundown?
oh good, run down is being run into the ground
>>82045919
The writers strike mangled QoS, end of story. They never really recovered.
Casino Royals cashed in on the tendency to bound films to 'gritty' realism which was the flavour of the year with Batman Begins etc.
Quantum then ripped off Bourne/MI. Skyfall is just TDK. Spectre tried to copy team-up persistent movie universes i.e. The Avengers - they forced the connections between Craig movies so much I got cancer.
Basically they never tried to make a Bond film. They ripped off flavour of the month and got lucky once arguably twice.
Check out my movie idea, its basically the opposite of "they live"
>starts out with white male conservative protagonist
>thriller atmosphere
>the character walks around the city in a constant state of angst and rage
>everywhere he looks he sees "subhumans" "race traitors", minorities, "enablers", jewish conspiracies and generally everything feels designed against him and his existence
>the most inane things trigger him and send him down a spiral of conspiracy thinking and panic
>the characters slowly withdraws from the world cause he cant take the "degeneracy" anymore
>starts planning terrorist attack on a mosque
in the second half of the movie he somehow finds the glasses right before he commits the attack, and when he wears them everything starts looking actually normal
>the tone starts shifting
>becomes lighter and lighter
>the protagonist slowly finds his sanity
>starts enjoying life again
>realizes everything he saw before were just projections of his own shortcomings and insecurities
>the people he considered his "allies" before are the ones who look like monsters now
>movie ends up with the protagonist finding inner peace and deciding to travel around the world to experience other cultures and meet new people
What do you think?
>>82045881
>such fantasy
enjoy your rose-colored glasses
delicious pasta
this has been posted other times with the sole intention of /pol/ b8
>>82045881
Starring Jontron!
YOU'RE WATCHING WESTWORLD, THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION!
We don't like that cuck
>>82045855
>we
TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL