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> Jurassic Park: invokes a simultaneous feeling of the scary and uncontrollable nature of the dinosaurs/life, but also the beautiful and majestic side
> Jurassic World: Tranformers with dinosaurs. T-rex Optimus Prime and Bumblebee raptor fights megatron dinosaur.
why did they fuck it up so bad
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>idiotic transformer analogy
you're retarded
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I'm more curious as to how in the fuck Masrani/InGen got permission to try again with the dinosaur park thing after the original park disaster and the San Diego incident.
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I can tell just by looking at Bryce that she's ADDICTED to mother-son fantasies. I imagine a strapping young man handing her his supposed report card and telling "Mom" he got straight-As. Bryce proudly fixes it to the refrigerator with a magnet then takes her son by the hand and leads him to her bed for his reward.
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>>82047357
I fucking hate this place
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>>82047357
Projecting.
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>>82047221
>I'm more curious as to how in the fuck Masrani/InGen got permission to try again with the dinosaur park thing after the original park disaster and the San Diego incident.
Government lobbying. Duh.
It's a genetics corporation, they have Monsanto money.
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>>82047516
Still, as a zoo? I could see government lobbying producing the military experiments Hoskins wanted, but not an entertainment center.
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>>82047052
Stupid.
How about when she outran a T-Rex with fucking high heels on?
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>>82047052
Jurassic World felt like they had two scripts and then just smashed them together.
Why start off with the Parents marriage problems but then focus on the Aunt and some guy she had one date with and they didn't even like each other???
Some parts of the film were okay though. Id still give it a 6/10. Its fairly mindless entertainment.
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>>82047118
But he's right though, dinosaurs behave stupidly, there's a lot of action and no real sense of danger, only destruction and big animals, so the dinosaurs end up feeling like the robots in transformers.
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>>82047357
This
>>82047446
Stop masturbating for one second, we're talking about the movie not your stupid fantasies.
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>>82047052
This, that t rex in the end felt like he was the good guy dinosaur trying to save the humans. Fuck this trash.
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>>82048340
>Stop masturbating for one second, we're talking about the movie not your stupid fantasies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGWtVOKTkM
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