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>>82115379
what's with this show?
I only ever seen 20 year old girls who love chick flicks like pretty little liars and other shit like that talk about it, so I didn't bother watching it because they had nothing to say about it except saying the main guy was so perfect or whatever
but I have a friend who told me it glorifies suicide
can someone give me a quick rundown?

Millenials aren't in high school anymore old man.

>>82115379
Xenoestrogens in the food and water.

Maybe a pinochet documentary.

>>82115167
The Thing (1982) starts with that. These foreign fucks are chasing a wolf in a helicopter and just fuck it all up somehow

>>82115881
it was a doggo

Yes.

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>this exact post again

No. Capeshit is shit, and only anti-art pebs watch it, much more make drama about it.

>character takes a shit
>does not even wipe his ass

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>movie has "nudity" in it
>it's just side boob and some guy's ass

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>character is about to throw somebody out of a plane
>does not shoot him first

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pic related

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Excalibur, Conan has an amazing soundtrack though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5K3AKl5qpc

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This movie has everything
> Young brash hero played by super young (and not yet crazy) Tom Cruise
> Juicy female virgin princess to rescue
> Horny loli fairy
> Badass super "horny" demon as vilain
> Crazy "peterpanesque" side-kick.
> Chopping off horns from unicorns

Seriously, this movie was great.

>>82114847
Yes, normal people loved it. Don't fall for Disney's lies.

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>>82114847
>Yes, even comic-book franchises promote ideology. This may come as a shock to consumers still stuck on the idea that Hollywood wants to entertain more than indoctrinate. Even normally sophisticated folks who are unschooled in recognizing hegemony or realizing how the culture system functions today prove susceptible to the lure of apparently innocuous entertainment. They hold onto adolescent consumerist gullibility, and this is the ideology that Suicide Squad’s producer, Zack Snyder, is up against.

>If DC is the conservative comic-book universe to Marvel’s pseudo-progressivism, it couldn’t be more unpopular among kids who enjoyed the ludicrous platitudes of Avengers: Age of Ultron.

>They both (Snyder and Ayer) approach a childish genre like adults — and that’s what annoys the Marvel kids, whose bad rap on Suicide Squad has already gone viral.

>Think metaphorically again, and see that Suicide Squad entangles post-Vietnam and post-9/11 notions about heroism and citizenship. Deadshot does the right, patriotic thing, yet compliments Waller, his treacherous superior, saying, “That’s gangsta!” This use of hip-hop cynicism speaks more directly to modern confused ethics than most lines from other movies and most politicians. Suicide Squad is The Dirty Dozen for millennial viewers (and voters), who think their patriotic moral conflict is new.

Based Snyder!

I really struggled after my filmbro mosquito swarm died

>wanted to see a flick a couple of days ago
>my falcon cant make it because shes having triple bypass from all the butter popcorn i feed her
>go to rent-a-falcon, they refuse to take my credit card because it has my falcons name on it
>withdraw money and pay cash
>they only have a giant owl named Rupert available
>go to the movies with Rupert, he refuses to sit on my shoulder and flys off
>forget i had the leash on, he drags me in the air and across the theater as my feet hit the heads of everyone else there
>"in too deep" starts playing

>>82114605
that's a hawk, fool

get your shitpost correct

>/pol
Why have I been seeing this so often? There are even people on /pol/ who call it /pol. Is this the extent that /pol/ has been taken over by reddit?

>>82114264
>apologized to the person who stabbed him
Did he really do that or are you just memeing?

Also thread theme:
https://soundcloud.com/timheidecker/i-am-a-cuck

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maybe alimony will slowly turn him to the good side. he will learn you can't win with "feminism".

>>82114262
I'm in love with Hannah.

>>82114280
She was a qt, yes.

>>82114280
I hated the scene where she was about to go on a date with the black guy, and talking to clay about it at the movie theater, and the faggot was so oblivious to her hints that he should ask her out instead, it was angering me how blind he was to this cute chick wanting his cock, I am a 22 year old virgin and even I can detect such blaringly obvious signals.

>>82114230
yeah you could kill yourself. maybe live stream it? I for one would LOVE that.

sk became a janitor
the rest were chased off by the mods to turn /tv/ into the board it is today

>talking about tripfags
the only place you should go is to outer space

>over a half a million to pose with retards

we need a war

>>82114132
The free market

kys nigger

>>82114061
It was good.

Better than anything DC has made since TDK

Enjoy WW and JUSTice League. ;^)

>>82114061
but it was hella epic

>>82114027
Literally only a nigger can like that.
I'm an ass man but this is too far

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not really but the girls are alright

>>82114055
You can never have too much ass.

Republicans blown the fuck out, again! Groenig FTW! Simpson's is finally funny again!

>>82114019
>>82114155

>simpsons makes a drumpf joke
woah simpsons really gone downhill, simpsons is unfunny garbage now it's sad to see the state it's in.
>simpsons makes fun of SJW
LOL, based simpsons, finally someone brave enough to stand up and now simpsons is back!

The truth is simpsons has been irrelevant shit for 3rd worlders for the last ten years.

>>82114019
they're so in tune with pop culture it's incredible! such sharp wit, unrivalled comedic timing... so intellectually rich with ideas and morally superior!

BRAVO SIMPSONS BRAVO! DRUMPF!

DRUMPF!
DRUMPF!
DRUMPF!
DRUMPF!

LOOK AT THE FUNNY ORANGE MAN!

DRUMPF!
DRUMPF!
DRUMPF!

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>>82114007
Please include "Stuckman" in your post so that my filter catches it.

Thanks

>>82114007
I have no idea who that is and why should I care?

>>82114007
this guy is the absolute embodiment of R E D D I T