ITT : Stupid shit your kid self watched
>>82593248
>stupid shit
Nothing stupid about those tits
>>82593267
yeah jesus christ i want to see this black bags of shit bounce around and slap my cock
What is the best cameo in a movie, and why is it Wes Craven as Fred the Janitor in 'Scream'?
>>82593171
Because he is both director of scream and NOES. Thats why
Hulk Hogan in Gremlins 2
>>82594109
Can't beat it
So what's the consensus, is this worth watching?
>>82593076
We think the movie is superior and we think it's shocking the police guy was blackwashed
I couldn't make it through the first 20 minutes.
The CGI is crap and NPH isn't as good as Jim Carey
How do you feel about /tv/'s taste in patrician kinos?
>>82593017
> Adam Sandler
> Pluto Nash
> Blazing Saddles
> GOTG
> Inception
> Kill Bill\
> Fantastic 4
> Problem Child 2
>Kung Pow
> The Room
> Car 54
> Fight Club
> Dr Giggles
> Dr.Little
> Dr. Strange
> Goofy The Movie
> The Hobbit Trilogy
> Jobs
> Rush
> El Verdugo
> Transformers Revenge of The Fallen
> Norbit
> Persona
> Spanglish
> The Martian
> Steel
> Boyhood
> Richard III
> FoddFight
> Striptease
> Rear Window
> The Butterfly Effect
> The Princess Bride
Whoever made this list is some RLM fanfaggot ironic memester who should commit suicide
>>82593017
The goofy movie was actually pretty good
Whats the deal with this hack? Why are his movies such bland garbage? Why does he have no sense of scale or pacing? Whats the deal ith those fucking lense flares, helicopter shots and sudden zooms? Why studios keep on giving him big IPs so he could shit on them?
>>82592410
>sudden zooms
>Leone does it
>everybody has orgasm
>Abrams does it
>fuck off jew with your cheap shit REEEEEEEEEEE drumpf4lyfe
>>82592437
>sudden zooms
>Leone does it
>imblying
Fucking where?
>>82592410
His biggest skill is being able to make execs retarded ideas into something watchable, that's the whole reasoning behind his success. Most of directors fail at that.
His name is Ben Affleck.
What in the fuck.....is this a shop?
>ben has the body chloe moretz should have
this is the power of dc
>>82593489
No.
>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg
>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness
>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg
>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin
>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu
>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky
>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore
>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas
How do we save film?
>>82592243
> How do we save film?
By shitposting the same copypasta over and over and over again
>"My movies are for kids anyway"
- George Lucas covering his ass
The Alan Moore quote is fake lol
MR SOPRANO, IM FBI
>never watched sopranos
>addicted to.watching random clips on YouTube
what are the most kino soprano clips?
>>82592255
watch the show faggot
>>82592255
my favorite scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09H6qbp0OTE
>tfw you convince the goyim they shouldn't breed
The fucking head bob
what a fucking loser
>>82591967
>tfw your deep state mole gets fired from being the director of the FBI
Why is VM Varga so based?
He's the best, most interesting character on Fargo. I fucking love how pathetically brittish he looks. Bad haircut, bad teeth, bad suit, and bad posture, yet he's creepy and intelligent. Fargo general discussion fags. Underaged need not apply.
did i see him in the wonder woman trailer?
hes literally he malvo of this season and not as good
>>82591773
>tfw you start adopting his mannerisms
I imagine it would be suffering discussing any movies with you guys irl because I like a lot of things and /tv/ hates everything.
I'd rather just shitpost here and talk to plebbit normies when it comes to films I'm looking forward to seeing.
Seems like it would be less stressful.
>>82591735
That chick was pretty hot in Tron Legacy.
>>82591735
Tron Legacy is kino
>>82591735
I wanna fuck that Tron
>$175 million budget
What the actual fuck were they thinking?
Will this be the biggest bomb of 2017?
>i don't personally have an interest in seeing it therefore it was a FUCKIN mistake and will bomb
ok /tv/
>>82591714
just...
>>82591745
I've seen absolutely no one talking about this movie, and nothing about it outside of an ad playing before a couple Youtube videos I watched.
Holy crap. I remember watching this for a long time. The first few seasons were great, but it was getting stale by the time season 5 ended. Then it kept going and I wondered why so I stopped around season 8. Why hasn't this ended yet?! Are people still honestly watching this?
A lot of people like it.
$
>>82591463
sexually deprived overweight housewives need something to fantasize over
Imagine if he did an episode with Donald Trump
then it might actually be watchable
>>82591442
This show is fake news, your ratings are a disaster, unlike my historic electoral college win, did I say you're tremendous Jerry? I have much bigger, beautiful csr than this but can't drive it anymore, it's a disaster, just like this coffee, people are saying thay you know, tons of people. Mexico is paying for mine by the way.
>>82591442
I prefer Tomaru myself. At least he loves his daughters
MAAAAAHAGH!
>>82591394
FRENCH
>>82591405
VOTERS
>>82592299
lmao