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both were beyond stupid but ultimately crowder was more wrong

>>82772689
Who with half a working brain honestly watches this shit?

>>82772689
Crowder is a big pussy

>>82772417
why are the first 2 spiderman games so good?

>>82772417
superman is gay because he's too OP, and batman is gay because he's too dark and brooding

this captured the allure of the spiderman comics well, and there hadn't been a spiderman movie worth a shit in forever

because Sam Raimi is based af and one of the few directors of sheer unadulterated kino

>>82772033
I wasn't born yet in 2010 so no. But I love colbertposting and brapposting and 13 reasons why..

>>82772033
Yeah, that's why colbertposting is funny. He was good and now he's a one-note hack.

>>82772033
I thought he was funny in 2016

Now he makes me sad. I imagine he thinks he's a proponent for change, by slandering his own President, but if he actually believed what he said, he would have been partial before the race, to swing votes in his desired direction (if he has any sway to do so).

>>82771915
Did they think no one would notice?

When will they learn?

>>82771915
They're standing side by side

>>82771766
Fuck off aziz

Why is this being spammed lately?

>>82772196
because season 2 just debuted 2 days ago

and because it's legitimately good. much better than Louie.

>>82771746
Ouch. That edge.

That was inspiring, especially the part where he said we used to be great but now we're not great. This reminds me of that time when I wanted to get a tattoo that would remind me of the horror and glory of my time in the military (sanitation officer) and I got two chinese characters on my wrists. One saying "Angel", the other saying "Devil". When I'm mad I take the edge of a sheet of paper and cut the tip of my penis.

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

>>82771742
Isn't Ogawa around in the final season? I remember her being pregnant at that point.

>>82771742
>Keiko just comes out of nowhere apparently and Ogawa just vanishes from the ship once she shows up
Uh no, seeing as we don't eve learn Ogawa's name until after O'Brien ad Keiko get married?

>>82771742
>WOW MAN MY DUDES, DON'T YOU JUST HATE HOW ALL ASIANS LOOK ALIKE?

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Was she supposedd to be attractive?

>>82771573
Don't know.

She is rather gnarly though. She's supposed to be a god or something, right?

imagine if you got to clean that pusy with your tonge

Every time I look at him all I can think about is that story of him in jail and having to take a crap and all the other prisoners in his cell standing around him with their backs to him to give him privacy.

I had a dream last night Tim Allen starred in a disaster movie where you had to keep eating salt or you would die. Also he lived in Seattle and a hurricane was going to hit it.

>>82771481
cocaine

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>>82771215

was it too many?

Clone high

a funny nerd show before the """"""""nerd"""""""" epidemic

>>82771069
bump

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PETERSON DEAN TEFLON BRANDED PRODUCTS

>>82770909
Who are the Blumfdonalfs? Give me a quick rundown

>"omg pussy liberals get triggered over everything"
>spend every waking moment spamming late night talk show host memes because he says mean things bout muh prez-o-dent

>YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THE ZIONISTS NOT JOIN THEM

>>82770892
So THAT'S why he loved democracy! Just like the Weimar republic good old days.

How did Lucas get away with this?

>tfw Cassie Jaye figured out the ultimate way to attract maximum attention to herself

>>82770794
You'd not be saying that if she were a man.

America's greatest non issue

Mister President

>>82770672
Such a cool president.

As a foreigner, i'm honestly envious

>>82770672
...dispenser.