https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPH SXUS0_1c

>>82771746
Ouch. That edge.

That was inspiring, especially the part where he said we used to be great but now we're not great. This reminds me of that time when I wanted to get a tattoo that would remind me of the horror and glory of my time in the military (sanitation officer) and I got two chinese characters on my wrists. One saying "Angel", the other saying "Devil". When I'm mad I take the edge of a sheet of paper and cut the tip of my penis.

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Actually America keeps sinking in those stats and they're no longer valid. Hah. What a Banana republic the once great as Rome neo-shithole has become. How long did it take? Lend Lease to now I guess..

most reddit scene ever put on film

>amerifats will literally get angry at this

>>82773710
Because it's retarded bullshit and it isn't true.

>>82771746
>liberals praise this
>are appalled that Trump becomes President

>>82774320

America regularly fails in world status. Look it up. Recently birth survival and longevity sank like a stone. You can't have an American healthcare system like you do and expect anything better than a third world outcome.

>>82773479
I'm a right wing Christian but that made me kek loudly